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Doug - Behind the Scenes
2007-07-09, 9:12 AM #1
This is gonna be over a few posts so bare with me.

Presenting: Doug - Behind The Scenes, a storybook for all ages, complete with illustrations!



Skeeter was never a huge fan of Doug. When the Nickelodeon cameras weren't around, the real Doug came out of the woodwork.

Nobody liked the real Doug. [/SIZE]
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2007-07-09, 9:20 AM #2
oh god, oh yes

:hist101:
2007-07-09, 9:22 AM #3
:gbk:
2007-07-09, 9:38 AM #4
The nightmares used to keep Skeet awake all hours, a momentary lapse into sleep would end with him waking in a cold sweat. Screaming.

Skeeter didn't sleep for 20 years. [/SIZE]
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2007-07-09, 10:08 AM #5
Skeeter wasn't the only person haunted by Doug. Doug had many hobbies.

By age 16 Patti Mayonnaise had four children and full blown heroin addiction.

Millions tuned in each week to watch "Doug".
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2007-07-09, 10:14 AM #6
thats it for now, i'll pick it up later.

This is a regular story, not an interactive one. Don't continue it. :colbert:
2007-07-09, 10:30 AM #7
Dear god.

This is so wrong.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-07-09, 10:31 AM #8
spe, i love you.
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-07-09, 11:20 AM #9
hart
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2007-07-09, 11:58 AM #10
As well as violence and sex, Doug also loved threats and manipulation. Nobody ever knew if his threats would ever happen with non-compliance, nobody ever risked it.

You may have heard the phrase "the camera never lies" before.

Doug knew better. [/SIZE]
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2007-07-09, 2:24 PM #11
When you live a life such as Doug lived, you still needed friends. Mans best friend.

Porkchop never frowned. [/SIZE]
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2007-07-09, 2:25 PM #12
END OF PART 1

TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

[CENTER] "20 YEARS LATER" [/CENTER]
2007-07-09, 2:32 PM #13
That's so deliciously demented :D
2007-07-09, 4:15 PM #14
This is probably the best thread I've ever seen.
>>untie shoes
2007-07-09, 6:38 PM #15
I ravenously expect you integrate Mr. Dink as the pedophilic love interest of Skeeter.
2007-07-09, 7:15 PM #16
I've said the following about a lot of things, but I've never truly meant it until now.

This is the best thing ever. Ever.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-07-10, 3:21 PM #17
Originally posted by money•bie:
I ravenously expect you integrate Mr. Dink as the pedophilic love interest of Skeeter.


get me some images of mr dink (or any characters) and i'll add em in.
2007-07-10, 3:24 PM #18
Amazing.

Post this on SA--they'll eat that **** up. Seriously.
D E A T H
2007-07-11, 8:17 AM #19
The show ended, Doug became a fading star. Life was not kind, turning to crime was not always the wisest decision he made.

Nobody knew the name of Doug anymore. [/SIZE]
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2007-07-12, 8:25 PM #20
bump
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2007-07-13, 1:19 AM #21
This is intense. Moreee please :awesome:
My blawgh.
2007-07-13, 1:17 PM #22
[http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/8969/aaaaaawf2.gif]
2007-07-14, 2:23 AM #23
he looks lecherous and horrendous, he will be in the next one
2007-07-17, 12:21 PM #24
Where the hell is my Mr Dink erotic fanfiction
2007-07-17, 2:53 PM #25
I just want you to know, this is the first time I've ever subscribed to a thread, on any forum.

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