Story: The Never-ending Story Thread
Premise:: How the Story Arcade fight between Janitor Bob and Dart Wader ended after Ford and Semievil left the Arena in the NeS Interactive P&C adventure game substory.
(NSP: This is in actuality a re-write of the end results of the Story Arcade fight itself from which the post was originally referring to, and an excuse to have something up until I post part 3 of my Apathis AS. The original Story Arcade fight is copied after this.)
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The Arena's battleground is flooded with taco sauce. Dart Wader delivers the final blow on Janitor Bob as they battle in the deep waters...er...taco sauce. He swims back to the bleachers, and searches for Poster Geb, the one who had been mediating the fight. Poster Geb is nowhere to be found, however, and Dart Wader is at a loss.
Dart: Whewe's posthew Gweb?
Little does Dart Wader know that I, the Narrator, disposed of Poster Geb!
Dart: Uhh...
Now you shall fight ME!
Dart: Cwap.
Computer, if you could display the Update Screen with the stats.
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<<My pleasure.
J-Bob: 0 hps
Poster Geb: -4628 hps
Narrator: 5000 hps
Dart: 2 hps, wet pants.
Your move first, oh-narrative-one.>>
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I will decree that Dart is struck down by a giant comet of ice, which will land right in the middle of the great Arena, yet miraculously miss me, the Narrator.
*Dart Wader attempts to run out of fluids to lose.*
*The Narrator suceeds, but Dart fails to run out of fluids and continues wetting his pants uncontrollably.*
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<<And the results:
J-Bob: 0 hps
Poster Geb: -4628 hps
Narrator: 5000 hps
Dart: -2680 hps, wet pants.
_--==The Narrator wins!==--_>>
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Dart: Oww...
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BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/12/02 10:14 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del All NES (Not Entirely Serious) Dart Wader v. J-Bob
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Place: The Arena!
Weather: Not sunny, but not therefore cloudy. But that does not in and of itself imply that there was sunlight to be had. This might be induced by the fact that it is nightime and the arena is lit by floodlights.
Challenger: Dart Wader
Defending Janitor: Janitor Bob
Geb the poster, high spiritual leader of the Nestians speaks:
"Dart Wader- Declare your weapons!"
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/12/02 10:20 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: NES (Not Entirely Serious) Dart Wader v. J-Bob
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I, Dart Wader declare my spech impediment-induced confusion, speech impediment lightsaber, and ominous spooky-evil look!
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/12/02 10:23 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del J-bob
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Poster Geb then says "Janitor Bob! Declare your weapons!"
"I, Janitor Bob, declare my pushbroom, my Windex, and my rag." He then holds the pushbroom in a defense position.
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/12/02 10:25 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Fight!
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Dart Wader draws his Speech Impediment lightsaber with a Hithhhhhhhhh, and then uses his ominous spooky-evil look to frighten J-Bob into dropping his pushbroom on his foot!
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/12/02 10:28 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del J-bob strikes!
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Trying hard to not gaze at his evil look, J-bob will draw out his Windex spritzer and spritz at Dart Wader's helmet, hoping to blind him. If he succeeds, he will then polish Dart Wader's helmet (with his rag. Nothing liek a good euphamism...)
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/12/02 10:33 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: J-bob strikes!
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Dart's evil gaze fails on Bob, but the Windex maneuver suceeds, causeing the inside of Dart's helmet to show his reflection. Upon gazing at his own spooooooky relection, Dart panics, tearing off his helmet and falling backwards he crawls as fast as he can away from his helmet.
Dart: 59 hps
Bob: 60 hps
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/12/02 10:35 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del J(and silent) bob strikes back!
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Janitor Bob will then charge at Dart Wader, intending on using his pushbroom to push Dart Wader over and into one of the cracks going down into the depths of the Arena (since it's built in a volcano and all)
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/12/02 10:40 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: J(and silent) bob strikes back!
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Dart, recovering his manliness, and not wishing to be poked in the rear by a pushbroom, will turn to face Bob, and say: "Ohw, an I subbwose iu thauwd thad wuz funwy somehow? Wew jusd see how yow wike diis appews!"
Causing Bob to freeze in his tracks to wonder what the heck Dart said........
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/12/02 10:42 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Dum-dum-duuuuM!
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Janitor Bob partially succeeds in pushing Dart Wader across the floor, but before he can push him over the edge, Dart's speech stops J-bob in his tracks, frozen in confusion.
Dart Wader: 58HP
J-bob: 60HP
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/12/02 10:49 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: Dum-dum-duuuuM!
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Dart takes advantage of the momentary confusion to strike Bob's pushbroom with his speech impediment lightsaber, hoping to confuse it into spreading dirt and dust instead of removing it.
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/14/02 4:58 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del NeS fight
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J-Bob will try and evade Dart's attack, hoping to trip Dart in teh process with his pushbroom.
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/14/02 5:04 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: NeS fight
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Dart suceeds in his move, smacking the pushbroom firmly with confusion. As J-Bob evades, the broom sweeps across Dart, covering him with dust. Realizing what has happened to his beloved janitorial instument, J-Bob is severely psycologically damaged.
Dart: 54 hps
J-Bob: 55 hps
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/14/02 5:07 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Retribution!
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Janitor Bob, now angered by such defiling of a beautiful cleaning instrument, will turn his Windex spritzer into "stream" instead of "spray" and shoot Windex again at Dart Wader's eyes.
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/14/02 5:10 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del IT BURNS!!!!!!!
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Dart, eyes burning from the windex, tries his ominous spooky look again, hoping that with the bloodshot eyes it will be more effective
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/14/02 5:15 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Ouchies
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Janitor Bob is successful in burning Dart Wader's eyes, but Dart Wader's spoookay look is amplified and succeeds in scaring the bezeesus out of J-bob, who promptly falls backwards, hurting his head a great deal.
Dart Wader: 50
Janitor Bob: 49
Oh no! Our hero is currently loosing? What will happen to Janitor Bob if he looses? Will his janitorial lisence be revoked? Will Dart Wader grow to super stardom? Tune in next time!
Narrator: INVINCIBLE! Mwahahahahha...*cough*
~Geb
Edited by: Gebohq at: 1/14/02 5:41:05 pm
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/14/02 5:20 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: Ouchies
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Dart will reach down, grab a handfull of dirt from the ground, and throw it on J-Bob, then squeeze the windex off his face onto the dirt, making it a muddy, sterile mess.
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/14/02 5:43 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Run J-Bob, run!
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Janitor Bob will pull a "Geb" and run away in the opposite direction of Dart Wader, and head for the bleachers.
(btw--is everything of the Arena's peak in here? Like the 7-11, the Crow's Nest, etc etc?)
~Geb
Edited by: Gebohq at: 1/14/02 8:19:11 pm
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/16/02 9:05 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: Run J-Bob, run!
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Dart's move succeeds, and J-Bob becomes a muddy mess of muddiness. Paniced by his soiled state, J-Bob pulls a Geb the Writer instead of Geb the Hero, and runs around in circles like a decapitated farm fowl. Unfortunately in the confusion, he runs straight into Dart, and both fighteres tumble to the ground.
Dart: 47
J-Bob: 44
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/16/02 9:08 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Try again...
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Janitor Bob, turning the Windex spray back to "Spray", will aim and shoot Windex in Dart's general direction, hoping to stall him as Janitor Bob runs again for the bleachers, trying his best to clean himself with his rag.
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/16/02 9:13 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Dirty, dirty old man!
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Dart will step through the Windex figuring his eyes are allready bleeding and can't get much worse, and follow, but dragging his feet, so as to kick up a cloud of dust and dirt in the general direction of J-Bob, soiling him further.
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/16/02 9:17 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del To the beachers!
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Dart Wader fails, the Windex fog stalling him as it burns his skin. Janitor Bob Makes it to the bleachers, but is not completely successful in cleaning all teh dirt off of him.
Janitor Bob: 44HP
Dart Wader: 43HP (after the burning subsides)
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/16/02 9:30 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Nawt fawwing fow it!
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Dart will not follow, realizing that he has an advantage now that he has lagged behind, out of range of the spray. Instead, he will endevor to find the cheeze that was left in the arena on page 8
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/16/02 9:32 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Janitor Bob
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Trying his best to clean the spots that he couldn't clean before with his rag, he will try and raid a hot dog stand for food, and then make his way to the Crow's Nest, eating anything he may or may not have obtained from the hot dog stand.
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/16/02 9:45 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del No Hot-Dog for you!
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Alas, the only refreshment to be found is at Enchilada Man's taco stand, and all they have is messy, messy food. Janitor Bob succeeds in becoming clean, but his progress to the Crow's nest is impeaded by his extreme caution not to make a mess.
Dart, for his part, smells the savory aroma of the tacos at Enchilada Man's stand and is drawn out of his hiding place towards it.
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/16/02 9:49 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Taco-time!
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Deciding to alter his plans, Janitor Bob will risk his hands becoming messy, run back to the Enchilada stand, and start to hurl tacos and other such Mexican products at Dart Wader. If Dart manages to evade and/or pass them, he will push the stand towards Dart's direction, and make a run for the Crow's next
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/18/02 8:22 am)
Reply | Edit | Del Calce Clunes!
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Not one to question good fortune, Dart will try to catch the flying mexican food, then when the stand comes at him, step aside so as not to be hit. He will then follow the stand, and upon catching up with it, retreat to the DMV desk to eat. If the DMV people are still at the desk, he will pour taco sauce on their forms until they leave.
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/18/02 12:20 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del oopsies
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(Don't even have to roll to figure this one out...oops)
Dart Wader succeeds in evading the stand, and though is hit multiple times, mkes up for it with the mexican food stuffs that he eats. Dart Wader finds no one at the DMV desk.
Janitor Bob: 44HP
Dart Wader: 44HP
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/18/02 4:47 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: oopsies
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(Thought I'd point out that Dart seems to have randomly picked up an extra hit point.)
Dart will stop eating after the third portion and begin to construct a fort out of the DMV desk, millions of DMV forms, and the taco stand. He does this with comical speed, binding the whole thing together with taco sauce, of which there is a seemingly unlimited supply in the taco stand.
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/18/02 4:58 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Fort Xanatos?
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(I did that on purpose. He was gaining health eating the mexican food stuff, and though was hit by some, still managed to gain a HP Wonder why you're building a fort...)
Janitor Bob (assuming he got to the Crow's Nest), will dig to see what he can find there (besides mountains of porn).
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/19/02 8:01 am)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: Fort Xanatos?
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Ahh.
Dart's fort is built with the exception of one wall which falls down. J-Bob, after rooting around for several minutes, uncovers a pink bunny suit and a small lump of cheese.
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/19/02 2:56 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Keeps going and going and...
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"Oh, the things I do to live..." Janitor Bob will say, as he dons the pink bunny suit. He also takes the cheeze and a few porn magazines (making sure he touched them with only his pushbroom), and stashes them for possible later use. He will then head for the fort that Dart Wader is building (which he can see out the window of the Crow's Nest).
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/19/02 5:25 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: Keeps going and going and...
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Dart will hastily but carefully re-build the remaining wall of his fort. He will then tie a rope to the handle on top of the taco stand, which is poised on it's side near the top of the wall facing the Crow's nest, top facing out.
(GM note- The cheese that J-Bob now posesses is the yodification cheese.)
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/19/02 5:41 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del and the oh-so-exciting results
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Dart succeeds in adding his finishing touches. J-bob succeeds in donning hte pink bunny suit and with his newfound speed, makes it standing nearby Dart Wader's makeshift fort.
Janitor Bob: 44HP
Dart Wader: 44HP
(Let's hope some major damaging happens now...)
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/19/02 8:41 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del You asked for it.
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As the rapidly approaching bunny nears his fortifications, Dart leaps into his fort, pulling on the rope just as the bunny nears the 10 foot proximity mark. The limitless taco sauce will pour out, makeing a huge mess everywhere outside the fort, including on J-Bob himself, before sweeping the plain of the arena in a spicy flood, hopfully getting in J-Bob's eyes.
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/19/02 8:59 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Pr0n attack!
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Upon seeing the taco sauce spew, Janitor Bob will slide, hoping to slow himself down (like sliding on a base in baseball), and then chuck the porn magazines, hoping to land them on/near Dart Wader.
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/19/02 10:01 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Disaster area!
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J-Bob is compleately covered and spice stings his eyes but slides, perhaps a little too succesfully, and ends up slamming directly into the fort. This brings the entire front wall tumbling down in both directions on both combatants in a flurry of taco-sauced paper. The porn magazines are lost in the flurry as the arena begins to flood with endless taco sauce, which is also now pouring into Dart's fort.
Dart: 33 hps
J-Bob: 28 hps, 1/2 blind and very messy
The taco sauce continues to rise.
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/19/02 10:08 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del to shore!
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Janitor Bob will do the best he can to make it to the bleachers, before the Arena floor floods with taco sauce.
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/19/02 10:11 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Sailor Dart!
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Dart, meanwhile, will endevor to reach the tacostand before the sauce gets too deep. Thereat, he will climb aboard and turn the sauce-spouting end away from the bleachers and use the flowing sauce to power himself there.
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/19/02 10:20 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del More action-packed results
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Both succeed. Janitor Bob manages to reach the bleachers, and Dart, on his floating taco stand, manages to do the same.
Janitor Bob: 28 hps, 1/2 blind and very messy
Dart Wader: 33HP
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/20/02 6:16 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del But wait! There's more!
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Dart shouts forth with a mighty: "Yow muddew wa a hamswer, en yow faddew smewt ow ewder-bewwies!", Confusing J-Bob, before rushing towards him and pushing him back into the Taco sauce.
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/20/02 6:21 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Singing to the invisible choir?
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A soon as Janitor Bob hears the first syllable, he will try and mute it out by covering his ears and yelling "I CAN"T HEAR YOOOU! LA-LA LALA...", and then if possible, dodge Dart's charge, hoping that Dart will fall in the taco sauce himself.
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/21/02 8:28 am)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: Singing to the invisible choir?
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Being allready 1/2 blind and having his ears covered, J-Bob is just as debilitated as if Dart's confuse was sucessful.
However, being covered with taco sauce, Dart fails to move forward, and instead slips and falls.
Dart: 28 hps
J-Bob: 28 hps, 1/2 blind, nearly deaf, and very messy.
Edit: typo in the hps
Edited by: BaisBlackfingers at: 1/21/02 8:29:58 am
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/21/02 11:14 am)
Reply | Edit | Del Clean-up!
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Janitor Bob, upon noticing that he had not been pummeled, will whip out his rag to once again try and clean himself, trying a lot to cry on purpose to clear out his eyes (and hopefully see again). He will also try to keep Dart Wader at bay with his broomstick, possibly pushing him into the taco sauce if completely successful.
~Geb
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/21/02 5:22 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Must stay on bleachers!
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Dart, perceiving J-Bob's plot, will try to use it to his advantage. Drawing his Speech impediment lightsaber again with another Hithhhhhhh, Dart will use it to anchor himself to one of the benches, at the same time being swept with dust and dirt from the confused pushbroom and regaining his traction.
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/21/02 8:06 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Wiping scum away
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Dart Wader succeeds only in igniting his speech-imediment lightsaber, before he looks at Janitor Bob, who appears to be crying. Realizing too late that he shouldn't worry about his enemy crying, Dart's lightsaber gets knocked down by Janitor Bob's pushbroom, being swept closer and closer to the taco sauce-filled Arena floor. Janitor Bob, before having cleared his eyes back up, failed to take into account though that there is a small wall about 3 feet high at the edge, keeping Dart from falling over. He does, however, get knocked into the wall slightly. Janitor Bob manages to clean his face, but nothing more.
Janitor Bob: 27HP, messy from the neck down (the messiness took a point, after having affected Janitor Bob for so long)
Dart Wader: 23HP
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(1/27/02 9:18 am)
Reply | Edit | Del Cheapshot
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Dart, now covered in muddy/dusty taco sauce, will scoop up two handfuls of this concoction and throw them at J-Bobs face in rapid sucession, covering his retrival of his lightsaber.
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(1/27/02 12:30 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Playing dirty
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Janitor Bob, having just finished wiping his face with his rag, will try his best to use his rag as a shield from the oncoming shots of muddy scoops of taco-sauce. He will also try and kick Dart Wader as he's down, being in rather close proximity to him.
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/3/02 1:55 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Bandaids on a broken leg
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Janitor Bob holds up his rag, but to no avail- the rag, allready saturated, barely does anything, and J-Bob's face becomes muddy once more. Dart recovers his lightsaber, and J-Bob's kicks merely result in him slipping on the taco-sauce and falling on his rear.
Dart: 23 hps
J-Bob: 21 hps, blind, messy, muddy, and on his rear
Gebohq
Mindless Follower
(2/5/02 4:33 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Reaching new lows
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Janitor Bob, already on his rear, will try to trip Dart Wader with his pushbroom, making a wide mostly horizontal arch (going a little bit upwards though). Being blind, he will do his best to use his memory and what vibrations he can feel (in the air and ground) to determine the general area to swing.
Janitor Bob will also dwell on the thought that this moment has been the dirtiest moment he has felt since he had to clean the boy's bathroom after "The Incident" at Salk Middle School.
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/8/02 6:23 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del New for Sale: Dart's Reach-Out-And-Touch-Someone Lightsaber!
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Hoping for dear life that the mud and dust give him enough traction, Dart deftly dodges the dastardly display designed to deliver a devastating do-in, lightly leaping over the perilous pushbroom to precipitately bear a boggling blow to the blinded and be-reared blastphemer with his lightsaber lacking precise pronounciation, and challenges J-Bob, face to mud, to say THAT three times fast
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/9/02 4:49 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Dart doges and does damage deftly
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Dart Wader succeeds in avoiding Janitor Bob's sweeping attack, and manages to jump on top of J-Bob, knocking him down. His speech-impediment lightsaber grazes Janitor Bob's hair, sending it standing straight up.
Dart: 23 hps
J-Bob: 18 hps, blind, messy, muddy, and pinned on his back
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/10/02 12:59 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Dart dislikes dangerous dirtbags.
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Dart, seizing upon opportunity, will attempt to knock J-Bob unconscious with the hilt of his speech-impediment lightsaber.
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/10/02 1:01 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: Dart dislikes dangerous dirtbags.
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Janitor Bob will attempt to use his Windex and aim as best as he can into Dart's mouth.
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/10/02 1:19 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: NES (Not Entirely Serious) Dart Wader v. J-Bob
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Dart brings down his hilt and J-Bob sprays windex. Choking on the windex, Dart throws up into J-Bob's rag. Dart's hilt glances off the side of J-Bob's head and re-ignites into the floor of the stands, breaking off a huge chunk from where they were fighting, causing both fighters to tumble into the vast pool of taco sauce.
Dart and J-Bob float away from eachother, alongside the stands.
Dart: 16 hps, with a terrible after-taste.
J-Bob: 11 hps, blind, messy, muddy, smelling like puke, with a fresh windexy afterscent.
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/10/02 1:22 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Splish-splash, taking a bath...
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Janitor Bob will attempt to swim back to the stands, making sure to splash in Dart's direction as much as he can.
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/10/02 1:25 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: Splish-splash, taking a bath...
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(Yes, it really was Geb who made that last move =P
Dart will follow suit, but Dart will use his legs to splash at J-Bob, to get J-Bob while he is out of J-Bob's normal splashing range.
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/10/02 1:34 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the sauce...
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J-Bob, overcome by his grimyness, barely reaches the stands not splashing.
Dart, however, much less concerned with the dirt as with the continuing sharp taste of windex manages three kick-splashes before he reaches the stands, two of which hit J-Bob as he struggles to keep afloat.
They now face each-other, 4 roiws up from the removed section, standing above a small inlet of sauce.
Dart: 14 hps, with a diminishing aftertaste.
J-Bob: 7 hps, blind, messy, muddy, smelling like puke, with a fresh windexy afterscent.
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/10/02 1:38 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the sauc
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"Foo! Tow down yow weapowns! Dow yow nowt see iwt is uswess to wesishht!"
Dart will then charge J-bob, and attempt to throw him back into the sauce.
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/10/02 1:40 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: NES (Not Entirely Serious) Dart Wader v. J-Bob
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Doing his best to tune out Dart's words, Janitor Bob will try to stand steady, using his pushbroom to make a horizontal swing to knock Dart in the sauce first.
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/10/02 1:49 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Ach! I used up the Jaws reference too soon!
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Dart suceeds in mildly confusing J-Bob and J-Bob suceeds in sweeping Dart. However as Dart falls, he grabs the pushbroom, but J-Bob lets go! Unfortunately, the end of the pushbroom catches the rag, tearing a hole in it. J-Bob pulls the rag all the way out of his pocket and lets it go, but it is too late, J-Bob is pulled off his balance and bounces down the benches to land in the sauce, moments after Dart.
Both land in the saucy inlet with a splash.
Dart: 7 hps
J-Bob: 2 hps
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/10/02 1:53 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Oh the humanity! Think of the children!
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In desperation and having virtually snapped from the sheer scale of messiness surrounding him, Janitor Bob will try to hit Dart Wader hard with the end of his pushbroom, making sure to let an end skim the surface for maximum splash damage.
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/10/02 1:56 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Loading, please wait...
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Dart, also at a desperate end-game situation, ducks under the sauce and pulls J-Bob down under the sauce, knowing that J-Bob won't last as long as he will.
BaisBlackfingers
Mindless Follower
(2/10/02 2:04 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Mwua-ha- Mwua-ha- Mwua-ha-ha
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Dart suceeds after being lightly thwacked on the head, and J-Bob drowns diabolically without dinner or dessert!. Dart returns to the surface, where the Narrator awaits.
Dart: Whewe's posthew Gweb?
I disposed of him. Now you shall fight me!
J-Bob: 0 hps
Poster Geb: -4628 hps
Narrator: 5000 hps
Dart: 2 hps, wet pants.
The Narrator will decree that Dart is struck down by a giant comet of ice, which will land right in the middle of the great Arena, yet miraculously miss the Narrator.
Dart will run out of fluids to lose.
The Narrator suceeds, but Dart fails to run out of fluid and continues wetting his pants uncontrolably.
J-Bob: 0 hps
Poster Geb: -4628 hps
Narrator: 5000 hps
Dart: -2680 hps, wet pants.
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_--==The Narrator wins!==--_
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[This message has been edited by Gebohq (edited January 02, 2004).]
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