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19:58 <@The_MAZZTer> I just had an idea
19:58 <@The_MAZZTer> not sure if it's brilliant or just brilliantly stupid
19:59 <@The_MAZZTer> #jkhub is dead, so I should set it up to redirect jk launcher users here
20:00 <+space_ghost> we don't want that scum here
20:01 <@The_MAZZTer> ok, so you're voting for "brilliantly stupid"
20:01 <@The_MAZZTer> gotcha
20:02 <+space_ghost> I met a guy last week ouside a Little Caesar's. We started talking.
20:02 <+space_ghost> Things were going pretty good. He played JK. A lot of it.
20:02 <+space_ghost> But that's when things got ugly.
20:03 <+space_ghost> He told me that he used JK Launcher.
20:03 <+space_ghost> I've never punched anyone quite as hard as I punched him.
20:03 <+space_ghost> Right in the face.
20:03 <+space_ghost> ******* had it coming.
20:04 <@The_MAZZTer> geez I'm not doing it ok
20:04 <+space_ghost> Dick told me to my face, /right to my face/ that he used JK Launcher.
20:04 <+space_ghost> What the hell could I do? I beat the **** out of him.
20:05 <+space_ghost> The good news is that there's one less JK Launcher user in the world.
20:05 <+space_ghost> On account of the fact that he can't see any more. Apparently I blinded him in both eyes when I was breaking my Louisville Slugger over his face.
20:06 <+space_ghost> The bad news is that he's pressing assault charges.
20:06 <+space_ghost> I'm not sure how I'm going to beat this one.
20:06 <+space_ghost> The only hope for me is that the judge on the case is also a JK Launcher user, so I have an excuse to break his neck.
20:08 <+space_ghost> On the other hand, if he were to /expire/ in the hospital....
20:09 <+space_ghost> I don't really have a problem with executing him, I just don't want his blood on my hands.
20:09 <+space_ghost> I suppose I could get someone else to do it for me.
20:09 <+space_ghost> What's a fair wage for this job?
20:10 <+space_ghost> 50 bucks?
20:10 <+space_ghost> 75?
20:10 <+space_ghost> It's kind of a community service thing.
20:10 <+space_ghost> Hey! I wonder if someone could actually apply it to a community service sentence?
20:10 <+space_ghost> That would kick ass.
20:12 <+space_ghost> Still, as they say, half of what it means to be a man is to spend your life doing crap that you don't want to do...
20:12 <+space_ghost> I don't want to kill him. But I will. Because I am a man.
20:12 <+space_ghost> A man that fickin' HATES JK Launcher users.
20:12 <&CoolMatty> goddamnit gbk
20:12 <&CoolMatty> this isn't the ISB
20:12 <+space_ghost> It's an irrational hatered, I'll admit.
20:12 <+space_ghost> >_>
20:12 <&CoolMatty> go make timmy feel welcome in the ISB
20:12 <&CoolMatty> he's *****ing about my thread move
20:12 <+space_ghost> no, it's not the ISB. It's a quiet IRC channel.
20:13 <+space_ghost> You know the difference between this channel and the ISB?
20:13 <+space_ghost> People actually read this channel.
19:58 <@The_MAZZTer> not sure if it's brilliant or just brilliantly stupid
19:59 <@The_MAZZTer> #jkhub is dead, so I should set it up to redirect jk launcher users here
20:00 <+space_ghost> we don't want that scum here
20:01 <@The_MAZZTer> ok, so you're voting for "brilliantly stupid"
20:01 <@The_MAZZTer> gotcha
20:02 <+space_ghost> I met a guy last week ouside a Little Caesar's. We started talking.
20:02 <+space_ghost> Things were going pretty good. He played JK. A lot of it.
20:02 <+space_ghost> But that's when things got ugly.
20:03 <+space_ghost> He told me that he used JK Launcher.
20:03 <+space_ghost> I've never punched anyone quite as hard as I punched him.
20:03 <+space_ghost> Right in the face.
20:03 <+space_ghost> ******* had it coming.
20:04 <@The_MAZZTer> geez I'm not doing it ok
20:04 <+space_ghost> Dick told me to my face, /right to my face/ that he used JK Launcher.
20:04 <+space_ghost> What the hell could I do? I beat the **** out of him.
20:05 <+space_ghost> The good news is that there's one less JK Launcher user in the world.
20:05 <+space_ghost> On account of the fact that he can't see any more. Apparently I blinded him in both eyes when I was breaking my Louisville Slugger over his face.
20:06 <+space_ghost> The bad news is that he's pressing assault charges.
20:06 <+space_ghost> I'm not sure how I'm going to beat this one.
20:06 <+space_ghost> The only hope for me is that the judge on the case is also a JK Launcher user, so I have an excuse to break his neck.
20:08 <+space_ghost> On the other hand, if he were to /expire/ in the hospital....
20:09 <+space_ghost> I don't really have a problem with executing him, I just don't want his blood on my hands.
20:09 <+space_ghost> I suppose I could get someone else to do it for me.
20:09 <+space_ghost> What's a fair wage for this job?
20:10 <+space_ghost> 50 bucks?
20:10 <+space_ghost> 75?
20:10 <+space_ghost> It's kind of a community service thing.
20:10 <+space_ghost> Hey! I wonder if someone could actually apply it to a community service sentence?
20:10 <+space_ghost> That would kick ass.
20:12 <+space_ghost> Still, as they say, half of what it means to be a man is to spend your life doing crap that you don't want to do...
20:12 <+space_ghost> I don't want to kill him. But I will. Because I am a man.
20:12 <+space_ghost> A man that fickin' HATES JK Launcher users.
20:12 <&CoolMatty> goddamnit gbk
20:12 <&CoolMatty> this isn't the ISB
20:12 <+space_ghost> It's an irrational hatered, I'll admit.
20:12 <+space_ghost> >_>
20:12 <&CoolMatty> go make timmy feel welcome in the ISB
20:12 <&CoolMatty> he's *****ing about my thread move
20:12 <+space_ghost> no, it's not the ISB. It's a quiet IRC channel.
20:13 <+space_ghost> You know the difference between this channel and the ISB?
20:13 <+space_ghost> People actually read this channel.
>_>
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
