Benjamin Mahir glances around as the government agent escorts him to the conference room. Despite having some time with Hero Force One now, and his own former family's upper-class upbringing, he still found the space station a spectacle to behold even in its most nondescript of hallways. As they approach the doors to Executive Conference Room Five, he can hear Seraphim's voice in his earpiece.
Seraphim: "I'll help you with any negotiations, but under no circumstances can you reveal I can hear or talk to you, understand?"
Benjamin Mahir: "Yes."
Seraphim: "Don't respond back to me!"
The agent turns curiously to Benjamin Mahir.
Gov. Agent: "Excuse me?"
Benjamin Mahir: "Uh, just getting myself pumped, you know? Yes! Yes! I'm ready for this!"
Gov. Agent: "Right... what a job... this way."
The agent gestures to the door. Benjamin Mahir, looking for an escape, thinks on his feet.
Benjamin Mahir: "Uh, so can I hit the toilets before this? I really got to go."
The government agent points to a door right across.
Gov. Agent: "Be quick."
Benjamin Mahir: "Thanks -- be back in a jiffy, ha ha!"
He scurries off to the toilets. Inside are a couple stalls, a few urinals, and a row of sinks, all of which appear far too impressive for where people piss and ****. He looks around for vents or windows, but finds no obvious secret escape routes.
Benjamin Mahir: "Damn."
Seraphim: "What are you doing in the restroom?"
Benjamin Mahir: "Trying to escape, what's it look like?"
Seraphim: "What did I say?"
Benjamin Mahir: "No talking."
Seraphim: "You're still doing it!"
Benjamin Mahir: "You're not making it easy, you know."
Seraphim: "...fair point. Director's stopping in where you are."
Benjamin Mahir: "Wha--"
The restroom door opens, and a man who could be mistaken for a used car salesman in a very expensive business suit enters. Benjamin Majir quickly steps up to a urinal as if he was using it, while the director steps up to use the urinal directly next to him.
Seraphim: "Isn't it usually bad etiquette to use the urinal right next to another when there are others?"
Ben tries his best not to shout or wildly search for the cameras. The director seems to take little notice of him, whistling as he starts to pee.
Seraphim: "I apologize for startling you, but I have to keep an eye on you while I can. You should know that the executive room's security cameras and microphones have been disabled during this meeting as part of Hero Force's privacy arrangement with the Board of Directors. I'll be able to hear you all well enough with your earpiece, though, so as long as you don't give our secret away, we'll be fine. You're good at being sneaky after all, right?"
As Ben listens to Seraphim, he has failed to make a show of peeing of his own. The director takes notice.
Director #1: "Shy on the gun, are we?"
Benjamin Mahir: "Uh...."
The director zips himself up and slaps Ben on the back.
Director #1: "Ha ha! I used to have that problem myself! You'll get over it soon enough, bucko."
Without flushing or even going to wash his hands, the director goes to step out. He points a finger, pistol-style, at Benjamin Mahir.
Director #1: "See you soon, Kid."
When the director leaves, Benjamin Mahir sighs with relieved disgust.
Benjamin Mahir: "I lived in the sewers, and that was disgusting."
Seraphim: "He's the cleanest of the lot, and I don't mean his hygeine. You better get back there -- they're waiting for you."
He takes a deep breath, then proceeds back out the door. The government agent mans a post outside the conference room. Ben grabs the handle for one of the doors.
Seraphim: "Remember, I'm here for you."
When Benjamin Mahir enters, he first notices how long the curved conference table stretches out into almost a half-circle. The table would seem to easily fit two dozen people on the longer side, though Ben notices that only about a third are occupied. By the way the directors present sit, Benjamin can tell that they sit where they always have, and that they would normally fill at least the one side. The directors themselves, mostly men, seem to have rat-like features to them, whether it's slicked-back hair or sharp noses or beady eyes. Despite those features, they all have an aura of power to them, the sort of power that normally broker deals with Earth gods and their Mount Olympus timeshares. The one woman, who happens to be Oprah, gestures to a seat on the other side of the table in front of them.
Oprah: "Have a seat, dear."
Slowly, Ben takes his seat, now clearly the focal point of the other directors. Some of them shuffle through paper packets in folders they have in front of them.
Director #2: "Welcome, Mr. Mahir. Relax."
Seraphim: "They're attempting to lull you into a false sense of security. Try to look relaxed."
Benjamin attempts to look relaxed, slumping to the side of his chair. He spots Director #1 and shoots a pistol finger. The director, however, seems to only give a stern look, as do the others in turn. Benjamin coughs, and straightens back up a bit.
Director #3: "As you may be aware, Mr. Mahir, the role of the Company Kid on Hero Force One traditionally has been one of support, specifically to The Patriot, and has been upheld by many fine, upstanding young men willing to serve for America and the world at large since the earliest years of Hero Force's founding."
Oprah: "And a fine job you've done! Why don't you take a look under your seat?"
Seraphim: "Be careful."
Ben reaches his hand cautiously under his seat, as if expecting there to be a bear trap laid for him. He feels a package, and pulls it up. He opens it up, to reveal an "Oprah" T-shirt and tickets to her show.
Benjamin Mahir: "Tickets to the Oprah Show?"
Seraphim: "Insidious."
Benjamin Mahir: "Er...thanks."
Seraphim: "Feign more interest!"
Benjamin Mahir: "Thank you! It's--it's been my dream to see one of your shows in person."
Oprah smiles, apparently pleased with Benjamin's response.
Director #2: "Since the Patriot's...departure from Hero Force, however, the purpose of the Company Kid has been...lacking."
Director #4: "You ain't makin' money for us no more."
Director #5: "Now, now, let's not be so negative. He's the longest-living Kid in history, which is garnering some buzz on the social medias--"
Director #4: "--which means diddly-squat! If there's no Patriot, there's no money to mooch off of! Nobody wants to watch this snot-nosed brat hide in some hole. They want to see him dash by the Patriot's side into lethal danger! It's tradition!"
Director #6: "You well know that the popularity of both of them had been sinking since the late eighties."
Director #5: "Yes, this is an opportunity to cash in on the millenials. They want change, "real" change!"
Director #1: "And we could use the extra change, am I right?"
All the directors give a hearty laugh. Ben blinks.
Director #2: "Mr. Mahir, I'm afraid to say that many of the directors who used to be on this board don't have faith in what you can accomplish. We, on the other hand, have a little vision -- a vision of you not as kid, but as your own force to be reckoned with."
Benjamin Mahir: "...really? Great! I was thinking maybe I could go by just M--"
Director #2: "--so we have a few ideas we've been kicking around, and we want you to try them out so we can better visualize which ones work best. Right? Right."
Seraphim: "Prepare for the worst, Ben."
A projector turns on behind Benjamin Mahir, and he turns around to look at it. The image on display simply says "Company Kid: Plan B" in a rather plain PowerPoint fashion. Director #3 flips through the first few slides, and Benjamin only catches glimpses of descriptions like "CIA frames Patriot as Russian quadruple-agent", "Globalists need brain slug carrier", and "U.S bought out by China plan succeeds".
Director #3: "Don't mind those. They're meant for us, and we've seen them already. Ah, here we go!"
The image projects a young male model wearing a red and white baseball cap with a Hero Force logo on it, a blue and white short-sleeve hoodie and jeans. While the design vaguely resembles American colors, the ensemble mostly comes off as "urban hip" that's at least a decade out of date. The title says "Company Kid ver. 2 -- Mark-it Man"
Oprah: "If you could get up and stand over there, the materializer should do the rest."
Seraphim: "It's the pad probably in front of you. It projects holograms, which we usually use to examine dangerous materials in three dimensions. They want you to try on their outfits."
Benjamin stands up and onto the pad. Holographic projections simulate the clothes onto him, though they're not quite opaque in their projection. As Ben moves around, the holographic clothes mostly follow him.
Director #1: "Mark-it Man is all people love in the Company Kid's support role for today's kids. When he's not helping the team out of a jam, he takes care of his pet and closest friend, Corey, his cybernetic corgi. When the time gets tough, though, Mark-it Man points at his target and issues a morale-boosting rally, whether it's to tell a teammate what they're doing well or to help them attack an enemy. Now, Ben, turn the cap on your head backwards. It's like you're flipping a switch, into serious mode, and say "Magick, go get 'em!" as enthusiastically as you can."
Benjamin Mahir: "Uh... here I go... Magick, go get that guy!"
Director #6: "I'm not feeling it."
Director #5: "I tried telling you already, we can't just rip off Ash Ketchum guys -- the Internet will roast it and Nintendo will be on our asses before we even get the first press release out."
Director #1: "Fine. I'll have a harder time writing off the seven billion dollar corgi project as a tax write-off though."
The slide moves onto the next image, this time of the young male model wearing wear appears to be a mostly black police uniform with some red and blue accents, complete with sunglasses. On the back, and in the title above, text reads "Homeland Hero" in white. The same outfit materializes onto Ben.
Director #4: "The Homeland Hero not only reminds people of the good ol' U.S.-of-A. and the protection that patriots of the heartland loved with the Patriot and the Company Kid, but the kids will eat up the dark, edgey sleek black look. And of course, GUNS!"
The image of Rugar pistols hover approximately in Benjamin's hands, while larger rifles appear strapped to his back.
Oprah: "You do realize police brutality and gun shooting deaths have been the highlight of every American news network for the past five weeks, right?"
Director #4: "That's liberal media slander, and you know it! We produce it, after all."
Director #3: "Next!"
The next slide shows the young male model in relatively trendy, colorful and casual-for-a-golf-course attire. As the hologram outfit projects onto Ben, his pistol is replaced with a flashy smartphone, and headphones appear around his neck. The title on the slide just reads "Insert Title Here"
Director #5: "I call it "Party Plus-One" and this hero's all about keeping the action fun and connected with all the people he cares about! Verizon and Sprint are already on board with the idea, and we're negotiating with Facebook on an augmented reality app so people can pretend they're saving the Earth too right along with Hero Force One."
Director #2: "Isn't the plus-one thing part of Google Plus's gimmick?"
Director #5: "Nobody uses that. Besides, the Google gorgon director dropped out of this board -- they ain't gettin' **** now."
Director #7: "Hey, this Ben guy's British, right? Isn't England looking for a Judge-replacement? Maybe we can slap a clock on him and call him Big Ben, eh?"
Director #6: "Are you high?"
Director #7: "It's 4:20 somewhere, right?"
Seraphim: "Ben, listen. I know these are all terrible, but just play along for now. Tell them you think you can make Party Plus One work. It doesn't matter if you can convince them or not, we'll get the lawyers on it and let you pick your own--"
Director #1: "Hey, kid, you look like you got something stuck in your ear."
Benjamin Mahir: "Wha.... what do you mean?"
Before he can object though, Director #1 leans over the table and pulls Ben to him, then pulls the earpiece out. The other directors look at Ben suspiciously.
Benjamin Mahir: "I, uh... must have forgotten to take out my Hero Force communicator from our last mission. Is that a problem?"
Oprah: "Maybe you weren't told, so we'll let this slide, but this board has exclusive and non-disclosure privacy agreements. We can't chance our competitors stealing top secret information."
Executive #1 crushes the earpiece surprisngly well in his fingers.
Executive #2: "Let's table this discussion, shall we? After all, Mr. Mahir here isn't any ol' Company Kid. He's the byproduct of the famous Doctor Flint, who's rumored to have created the perfect zooanthropy, one with perfect regenerative healing properties. There's a lot of people willing to pay good money for the blood flowing in his veins."
Executive #4: "We could market a whole crapload of cloned fodder that never needs medical attention!"
Executive #3: "And before you get any funny ideas, kid, know that if you leave now, we're all pulling our plugs on this operation, with a lot of broke and disgruntled superheroes who know who to blame."
Benjamin Mahir begins to sweat.
Executive #7: "Awww, but I didn't get to show my proposal!"
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