and i bring you a song about... POOPING

Dirty Old Men - Jistwonshu

You walk into the bathroom
And you see my just-one-shoe
And you're thinking to yourself
What the hell's with this one

Shoe
I can keep my turds smear free
It's true
Buttcheek spread is where it's at, so one shoe!

Yes, I poop with just one shoe
My pants are better if I
take one leg out before
I poop great with just one shoe, uh-oo-oo
I get more poop out that way and it feels great so that's how I poop

OK, now it's about time
for you to wonder if it's true
and you're thinking to yourself
should I poop with just one

Shoe
It's no lie, give it a try
It's true
Buttcheek spread is where it's at, so one shoe!

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wang is within all

As of late my favorite song is "I Miss You" By Blink 182:

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
We'll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends

(I miss you I miss you)
(I miss you I miss you)

Where are you and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
And as I stared I counted
Webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
and hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight
Stop this pain tonight

Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (miss you miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (miss you miss you)

Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you miss you

The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)


This song describes a friend of mine very, very well. He does have a cooler car than a Pinto, though.

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Empty.

Dimmu Borgir - Entrance


Souls on departure six six six
Onward into another existance
A trip far beyond all pleasant dreams
A voyage through desolation sights
Inner transformation
Subconscious light
In the glance fields of fires
In the distance meadows of mists
Where minds being enshrouded in complete night
The fading of love, life and light
Wandering an endeless journey
Dead within a trace
Entering a lost dominion souless and free
Visiting a foreign place but yet so known
Another dimension opens for me to see
Heaven sure ain't made for me to be
Souls on arrival six six six
One short step from unhallowed ground
The ground of a Kingdom Come
Dead spirits communion
Unorthodox profane void
Gardens, temples, palaces
I have seen them all
In search for insanity, sanity slowly drowns - In trance


(If anyone is offended by these lyrics, a moderator or me can remove them.)

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.

[This message has been edited by gothicX (edited March 03, 2004).]

How many of these do you recognise?\


When I am king
You will be first against the wall

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I walk in the air between the rain
Through myself and back again

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Happiness,
Something in my own place
I'm standing naked
Smiling, I feel no disgrace
With who I am

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Maybe I just wanna fly
Wanna live
I dont wanna die

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Did I ask too much
More than a lot?
You gave me nothing
Now it's all I've got

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I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had

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You can say what you mean, but it wont change a thing
I'm sick of the secrets
Stood on the edge, tied to a noose
But you came along and you cut me lose
You came along and you cut me lose

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When you were here before
Couldnt look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
You're so ****ing special
I wish I was special

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I dont care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want to you notice
When I'm not around

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

[This message has been edited by Spork (edited March 03, 2004).]

Thursday - Jet Black New Year

Don't even take a breath
The air is cut with cyanide
In honor of the New Year

The press gives us case to celebrate:
These air raid sirens
Flood barbed wire skylines
By artificial night,
As we sleep to burn the red
From our bloodless lives.
Tonight we're all time bombs
on fault lines.

Have we lost everything now?
We're walking
like each other's ghosts
Around these silent streets
(the sedatives tell you everything
is alright)

Like calendars dying
at New Year's Eve parties
As we kiss hard on the lips
and swear this year
will be better then the last
Jet Black - the ink that spells your name
Jet Black - The blood that's in your veins
We say, "How long can we take this chance not to celebrate?"

There's music playing
But we dance to the beat
Of our own black hearts
And draw diagrams
Of suicide on each other's wrists
Then trace them with razorblades

Fire to flames
"Strike Match."

Burn these words from our lips
As 'The Daggar' screams
"Love is dead"
and it's a "newspaper tragedy,"

Have we lost what we love?
Have we said everything?
Does it change anything?
Stare at the clock
Avoid at all costs,
This emptiness.

Ten seconds left
until midnight
nine chances to drown ourselves
in black hair dye
eight faces turned away
from the shock:
seven windows and six of them
were locked
five stories falling
forever and ever
three cheers to the mirror
now there are two of us
can we have one last dance?
How long can we take this chance not to celebrate life?

Radiohead - Creep



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Sweet irony...

Gary Jules - Mad World, from the Donnie Darko soundtrack. God, I love that song.

Coma White, by Marilyn Manson



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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it

Paranoid Android - Radiohead



Round Here - Counting Crows



Lucky Man - The Verve



Live Forever - Oasis



One - U2



Mad World - Tears for Fears/Gary Jules



Amsterdam - Coldplay



Creep - Radiohead




Creep - Radiohead... again?

C'mon Spork makes some harder ones!



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oops i didn't realise spork had already posted part of creeps lyrics


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Sweet irony...

Meatloaf - Rock & Roll Dreams Come Through

You can't run away forever
But there's nothing wrong
With getting a good head start
You want to shut out the night,
You want to shut down the sun
You want to shut away the pieces of a broken heart

Think of how we'd lay down together
We'd be listening to the radio so loud and so strong
Every golden nugget coming like a gift of the gods
Someone must have blessed us when he gave us those songs

I treasure your love, I never want to lose it
You've been through the fires of hell
And I know you've got the ashes to prove it
I treasure your love, I want to show you how to use it
You've been through a lot of pain in the dirt
And I know you've got the scars to prove it

Remember everything that I told you,
And I'm telling you again that it's true
When you're alone and afraid, and you're completely amazed
To find there's nothing anybody can do
Keep on believing, and you'll discover baby

There's always something magic,
There's always something new
And when you really really need it the most
That's when rock and roll dreams come through
The beat is yours forever, the beat is always true
And when you really really need it the most
That's when rock and roll dreams come through for you

Once upon a time was a backbeat,
Once upon a time all the chords came to life
And the angels had guitars even before they had wings
If you hold onto a chorus you can get through the night

Remember everything that I told you,
And I'm telling you again that it's true
You're never alone cause you can put on the phones
And let the drummer tell your heart what to do
Keep on believing, and you'll discover baby

The beat is yours forever
That's when rock and roll dreams come through

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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow

[This message has been edited by Mano (edited March 03, 2004).]

Decrease the light, increase the smiles...
a familiar beat is swarming the art.
Soothing movement that help the evening come to a halt.
Lifetime achievement...
Lifetime achievement the looks on their faces make it worthwhile.
The sawying of the ocean, swaying of your hips...
shivering as your lover's caress touches your lips.
Perfect world and perfcet lives, we have the soundtrack for their futures.
The seawater smell in the cold outside world seems to be enchanting the room.
The chatter of riches keeping the beat, as the sea seems to freeze.
The brisk air seems to make our hearts colder.
The dimming lights make the smiling faces sparser.
The dimming lights make the smiling faces sparser.
The dimming lights make the smiling faces sparser.
The dimming lights make the smiling faces sparser.
The dancing smiles seem to have halted with a silent scream.
The prefect life torn apart in a matter of seconds...
I hear their screams and cries...
I know now that I'm the only one who possesses true happiness.
Leap the beat, we tap our feet...
screams add a new feel to what we've, to what we perfected so dear.
We'll play to our deaths for we posses true happiness.
We are finally free.
Dying with our one true passion, music:
the greatest wealth of them all. We must play on.

[This message has been edited by powertickle (edited March 03, 2004).]

[This message has been edited by powertickle (edited March 03, 2004).]

Heheh, you did pretty well there!

They're my favourite lyrics of all-time. But ok, here's some more:


Some will laugh
Some just sit and cry
You just sit down there
And you wonder why

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Dont turn away
Dont run away
Dont leave me hanging by a thread
Shine a little love down on me

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All this talk of getting old
It's getting me down, my love
Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown
This time I'm coming down

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I couldnt cope if you crashed today
All the things I forgot to say
I'm going out for a little drive
Could be the last time you see me alive

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Each time it comes, it eats me alive
I try to behave, but it eats me alive
So I declare a holiday
Fall asleep
Drift away

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You turn around and life's passsed you by
You look to one's you love
To ask them why
You look to those you love
To justify

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Those left standing
Will make millions
Writing books about
The way it should have been

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Oh, all that I know
There's nothing here to run from
Cos yeah, everybody here's got somebody to lean on

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

System of a Down - Aerials

System of a Down - Ego Brain

Metallica - Turn the Page

Metallica - One


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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

Green Day - F.O.D.

"Let's nuke the bridge we torched 2000 times before,
This time we'll blow it all to hell.
This fire's burning in my guts now for so long,
My belly's aching now to say..."

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The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.
-- Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, The Father of Rocketry

Coldplay - A Rush of Blood to the Head



Travis - Walking Down the Hill



The Verve - The Drugs Dont Work



...I have no idea.



Radiohead - Sulk



Doves - There Goes the Fear, I love this song, I listened to it just last night!



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A Change of Seasons by Dream Theater

I. The Crimson Sunrise [00:00]
(Instrumental)

II. Innocence [03:50]
I remember a time
My frail, virgin mind
watched the crimson sunrise
Imagined what it might find
Life was filled with wonder
I felt the warm wind blow
I must explore the boundaries
Transcend the depth of winter's snow
Innocence caressing me
I never felt so young before
There was so much life in me
Still I longed to search for more
But those days are gone now
Changed like a leaf on a tree
Blown away forever
into the cool autumn breeze
The snow has now fallen
and my sun's not so bright
I struggle to hold on
with the last of my might
In my den of inequity
viciousness and subtlety
struggle to ease the pain
struggle to find the sane
Ignorance surrounding me
I've never been so filled with fear
All my life's been drained from me
The end is drawing near....

III. Carpe Diem [06:54]
'Carpe diem, seize the day'
I'll always remember
The chill of November
The news of the fall
The sounds in the hall
The clock on the wall ticking away
'Seize the Day'
I heard him say
Life will not always be this way
Look around
Hear the sounds
Cherish your life while you're still around

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old Time is still a-flying;
And this same flower that smiles today,
Tomorrow will be dying."

We can learn from the past
But those days are gone
We can hope for the future
But there might not be one
The words stuck in my mind
alive from what I've learned
I have to seize the day
To home I returned
Preparing for her flight
I held with all my might
Fearing my deepest fright
She walked into the night
She turned for one last look
She looked me in the eye
I said, 'I Love You...Good-bye'

"It's the most awful thing you'll
ever hear."
"If you're lying to me..."
"Oh, you dearly love her."
"...just have to leave... all our lives."
"Seize the day!"
"Something happened."
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may."
"She was killed."

IV. The Darkest of Winters [10:08]
(Instrumental)

V. Another World [13:01]
So far or so it seems
All is lost with nothing fulfilled
Off the pages and the T.V. screen
Another world where nothing's true
Tripping through the life fantastic
Lose a step and never get up
Left alone with a cold blank stare
I feel like giving up
I was blinded by a paradise
Utopia high in the sky
A dream that only drowned me
Deep in sorrow, wondering why
Oh come let us adore him
Abuse and then ignore him
No matter what, don't let him be
Let's feed upon his misery
Then string him up for all the world to see
I'm sick of all you hypocrites
holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
to get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on Boy, No time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away
Oh come let us adore him
Abuse and then ignore him
No matter what, don't let him be
Let's feed upon his misery
Now it's time for them to deal with me

VI. The Inevitable Summer [16:59]
(Instrumental)

VII. The Crimson Sunset [20:12]
I'm much wiser now
A lifetime of memories
run through my head
They taught me how
for better or worse, alive or dead
I realize there's no turning back
Life goes on the offbeaten track
I sit down with my son
Set to see the Crimson Sunset
(Gather ye rosebuds while ye may)
Many years have come and gone
I've lived my life, but now must move on
(Gather ye rosebuds while ye may)
He's my only one
Now that my time has come
Now that my life is done
We look into the sun
'Seize the day and don't you cry,
Now it's time to say good-bye
Even though I'll be gone,
I will live on, live on.'


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You're entering a world of pain.

[This message has been edited by TimeWolfOfThePast (edited March 04, 2004).]

Nickelback - Never Again

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When guitars are outlawed, only outlaws will have guitars.

[GERMAN]:

Die Eier Von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze turkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nusse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schussel geben
Butter einruhren
Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgro?e Stucke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker walzen und
Sagt die Zauberworter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier ..
...

[ENGLISH]

The Eggs/Balls Of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough

Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.

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Lat rocks my box with sox

[This message has been edited by MBeggar (edited March 04, 2004).]

Audioslave - Cochise

Well I've been watching while you've been coughing
I've been drinking life while you've been nauseous
So I drink to health while you kill yourself
And I've got just one thing that I can offer

Go on and save yourself (take it out on me)
Go on and save yourself (take it out on me), yeah

I'm not a martyr, I'm not a prophet
I won't preach to you but here's a caution
You'd better understand that I won't hold your hand
But if it helps you mend then I won't stop it

Go on and save yourself (take it out on me)
Go on and save yourself (take it out on me), yeah

Go if you want and I'll see you in the bottom
And you crawl on me skin and put the blame on me
So you don't feel a thing

Go on and save yourself (take it out on me)
Go on and save yourself (take it out on me), yeah...

That's scary, Schming

The one you didnt get was Radiohead - Killer Cars, a killer b-side which was originally released as an acousitc version on a live CD, but was later recorded with blistering electric guitars as a b-side for High and Dry.

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

Children of Bodom - Needled 24/7

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When you expect the pain - nothing left to ascertain
When you respect the lie - Deadly chasm open wide
---Circle of Dust "Chasm"

[This message has been edited by FH_PhoenixFlame (edited March 04, 2004).]

It's your fault for picking my favorite artists.


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Copy-cat! They're my favourite artists

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

No, he's not copying you at all. Those are his favorite artists, while they're your favour[/b]ite artists.

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it

Here's some:

It wastes time
And I'd rather be high
Think I'll walk me outside
And buy a rainbow smile
But be free
They're all free

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There are but a thousand days but heading for a thousand years,
Many minds to educate, and people who have disappeared,

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Headlights crest the hill
Who will be the one for evermore?

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Come on, Come on, Come on
Get through it
Come on, Come on, Come on
Love's the greatest thing

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I woke, I broke free drove a long time
It didn't purge you from my mind
Hang up the halo, maybe you're right
Chalk it up to a starry night

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Nothing unusual, nothing strange
Close to nothing at all
The same old scenario, the same old rain
And there's no explosions here
Then something unusual, something strange
Comes from nothing at all
I saw a spaceship fly by your window
Did you see it disappear?




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Oasis - Magic Pie



Blur - Tender
(love that song)

The others I dunno.

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

Here's a tough one. Guess the artist, song, and album. Hint: the lyrics provide a clue as to who it is. Winner will get a smilie posted by me.

I spied for the spirit of curiousity
Of each scandal and each famed monstrousity
I gossip and I pry and I insinuate
If the failure is great, then it tends to fascinate
A tornado dropped a funnel cloud with twenty tons of rain
Though she had the attention span of warm cellophane
Her lovers fell like skiddles in a ten-pin bowling lane
But nothing could compare to that explosion of fame
So you jump back with alarm
Every Elvis has his army, every rattlesnake its charm
Can you still hear me? Am I coming through just fine?
Your memory was buried in this simple box of pine.

well... it's definitely Elvis Costello... i think... not sure haha.

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Stereophonics - Maybe Tomorrow




Ben Folds - Annie Waits



Carbon Leaf - Any Given Day (I doubt you've even heard of them, they're kind of an East Coast US thing)



Damien Rice - Amie



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<3 Tool

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"Honey, you got real ugly."

Speaking of Tool:
Hooker with a Penis



I hope the filter catches all the naughties.

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"Honey, you got real ugly."

[This message has been edited by RotM_igotissues (edited March 05, 2004).]

I'll be blown away if anyone here gets this...

She knows the voices in her mind
They tell her
To leave

She’s tired of smiling madly
Until silence becomes very silently
A noise in her mind

After all she has nothing inside
No good to give
No meaning to live
The mist engulfed tonight
Every single star

After all they shared
How could he simply say no
After all they shared
He turned away from her to go
She said she wouldn’t cry
That was really just a lie

She knows the noises in her mind
Nothing’s left but
Screaming silence

After all she feels numbness inside
The feeling’s gone
She’s upside down
The pictures behind her closed eyes
This time you went too far

After all they shared
How could he simply say no
After all they shared
He turned away from her to go
She said she wouldn’t cry
That was really just a lie

After all they shared
How could he simply say no
After all they shared
He turned away from her to go
She said she wouldn’t cry
That was really just a lie

After all she has nothing inside
No good to give
No meaning to live
The mist engulfed tonight
Every single star

After all they shared
How could he simply say no
After all they shared
He turned away from her to go
She said she wouldn’t cry
That was really just a lie

After all they shared
How could he simply say no (simply say no)
After all they shared
He turned away from her to go
She said she wouldn’t cry
That was really just a lie

After all they shared
How could he simply say no (simply say no)
After all they shared
He turned away from her to go
She said she wouldn’t cry
That was really just a lie

After all they shared
How could he simply say no (how could he simply say no)
After all they shared (after all)
He turned away from her to go (he just turned away)
She said she wouldn’t cry
That was really just a lie

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

[This message has been edited by Flexor (edited March 05, 2004).]

Yossarian:-
The Chinese stars - Sick Machine

*cough*
Yeah, i cheated, I used google

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WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF PEANUT!!!
---@%

I guessed as much

Lyrically this is unreal:

Eminem - Infinite


[Verse 1:]
Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction
To get your brain relaxin, cause they be actin maniac in action
A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction
You looking zany whack with just a fraction of my tracks spun
My rhyming skills got you climbing hills
I travel through your mind until you spine like siren drills
I'm sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants
With some ex rappers till their spinal column disconnects
We disinfect then check the monologue, turn your system up
Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smoke
This is the season for noise pollution contamination
Examination of more cartoons than animation
My lamination of narration
Hit's a snare and bass of track ****ed up rapper interrogation
When I declare invasion, there ain't no time to be stare and gazing
I turn the stage into a barren wasteland...
I'm Infinite

[Chorus:]
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it serving a sentence for murdering instruments
Now I'm trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm Infinite

[Verse 2:]
Bust it, I let the beat commence so I can beat the sense of your elite defense
I got to meet the fence fruit was stompin at your feet to rinse
I greet intensive ladies, I spoil all your fans
I foil plans and leave fluids leaking like oil bands
My coil hands around this microphone lethal
One thought in my cerebral is deeper then a Jeep full of people
MC's are feeble, I came to cause some pandemonium
Battle a band of phony MC's and stand the only one
Imitator, Intimidator, Stimulator, Simulator of data, Eliminator
There's never been a greater since the burial of Jesus
**** around and catch all of the venereal diseases
My thesis will smash a stereo to pieces
My accapella releases plastic masterpieces through telekinesis
And eases you mentally, gently, sentimentally, instrumentally
With entity, dementedly meant to be Infinite

[Chorus:]
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it serving a sentence for murdering instruments
Now I'm trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm Infinite

[Verse 3:]
Man I got evidence I'm never dense and I been clever ever since
My residence was hesitant to do some **** that represents the M-O
So I'm assuming all responsibility
Cause there's a monster will in me that always wants to kill MC's
Mic messaler, slamming like a wrestler
Here to make a mess of a lyric smuggling embezzler
No one is speacialer, My skill is intergalactical
I get cynical at a fool then I send a crew back to school
I never packed a tool or acted cool, it wasn't practical
I'd rather led a tactful, tractical, track for your fancy
In fact I can't see, or can't imagine
A man who ain't a lover of beats or a fan of scratching
This is for my family, the kid who had a cameo on my last jam
Plus the man who never had a plan B
Be all you can be, cause once you make an instant hit
I'm tense to be tempted when I see the sins my friends commit...
I'm Infinite

[Chorus:]
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it serving a sentence for murdering instruments
Now I'm trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm Infinite
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it's surface and sentence for murdering instruments
Now I'm trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm Infinite


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[="They say music can alter moods and talk to you, but can it load a gun for you and cock it too?" - Eminem=]

Massassian since: March 12, 2001

[This message has been edited by Sol (edited March 12, 2004).]

TV party tonight!
TV party tonight!
TV party tonight!
TV party tonight!
We're gonna have a TV party tonight
Alright!
We're gonna have a TV party alright
Tonight!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight
Alright!
we'll pass out on the couch... alright!
Tonight!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

Don't talk about anything else
We don't want to know!
We're dedicated to our favorite shows!

Hill Street Blues!
Monday Night Football!
Gatherance! (this is probably wrong. I couldn't make out what was being said)
Fall Guy!

We sit glued to the TV all night
And every night!
Why go into the outside world at all
It's such a fright!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

TV news shows what it's like out there
It's a scare!
You can go out... if you want
We wouldn't dare!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

Don't talk about anything else
We don't want to know!
We're dedicated to our favorite shows!

Magnum PI!
MTV!
A-Team!
Love Boat!

I wouldn't be without my TV for a day
Or even a minute!
I don't even bother to use my brain anymore
There's nothing left in it!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

Hey, wait a minute, my TV set doesn't work
Tt's broken!
What are we gonna do tonight? this isn't fair!
We're hurtin'!
We've got nothing left to do
Left with no TV, just a couple of brews

What are we gonna talk about
I don't know!
We're gonna miss our favorite shows!

No Fantasy Island!
No Different Strokes!
No CHiPS!
No Dynasty!

No TV party tonight

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My Daily Ramblings
"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Vash the Stampede

I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry about it you look fine
How did you get your hair so tight
Kicking things, you might as well fight
It's January/February you've got a tan
I've got to hand it to you man
You're the bull of the ball
Trying to stand tall
Thinking you can take them all

Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis


I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck was probably 20 feet tall
I bet you say you do it a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the singers booted up

You might as well **** a guy up

Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry I'm sorry
Sorry i'm sorry so sorry

You don't get it you'll never will
Flirting with that macho man, overkill
Seeing everything as if it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
Cookie cutter man you all you look a like
Drink 'em up drink 'em up Fight! Fight! Fight!
Move it with the man, got a tounge-in-cheek
Don't re-create please, please, please

Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis


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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it

Oooh! My turn for the lyrics game!

So where were the spiders
While the flies tried to break her balls
Just the beer lights to guide us
So we b****ed about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?
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December boys got it bad
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Back in the good old days when dancing meant exploding
The idea was simple for a decent overloading
And for a multiple flash with no chords attached
He came up with a more remote flash trigger
It's connected to an accessory in his hip
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Can you feel the light
The air is wild open
Oh you see the light it's coming through
It's there in the distance
Always offered to me
Always coming over a hill
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First I`m gonna make it
Then I`m gonna break it
Till it falls apart
Hating all the faking
And shaking while I`m breaking
Your brittle heart
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I'm in love
What's that song?
I'm in love
With that song


Anyone who can do these is awesome.


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All you need is love.