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Coffee song
2004-04-06, 11:15 AM #1
Hey guys this is something me and Sajn just finished making, hes the voice, originaly tried mine but didnt work out to great.(listen to what he says very carefully :P so funny)

http://yoshmaista.shockzero.com/Whint%20&%20Vash%20-%20Coffee.mp3

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Blue, no yellow, AHHHHHHHHHH
2004-04-06, 11:23 AM #2
Notice the Weird Al major ripp offage, also the fuzzy crappy sound? That would be my fantastical mic.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-04-06, 11:39 AM #3
teh suck.

(didnt hear/read/anything)
2004-04-06, 11:40 AM #4
t3h smack

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Blue, no yellow, AHHHHHHHHHH
2004-04-06, 11:56 AM #5
This song isn't meat to offend anyone, it's just a joke. Nobody is racist, or gay bashing. So you've been warned.

Lyrics to ‘Coffee’

No sugar, no cream, not even that fluffy, fluffy, o` so tasty white milk like steam.

I like it black. That’s right, I like it black. No doubt about it, the best kind of coffee is black with nothin' in it.

Ya know why?

Because, I like it black, that’s right, I like it black, like my men.

Now, coffee is a manly mans drink, and it taste best just black I think. I take my men, like I take my coffee, hot, black, and in a cup.

That’s right, in a cup. You got a problem with that? I didn't think so.

One thing is for sure; I like it with nothin' in it, just black coffee. It's the best thing in the world.

Do I have to explain it to you?

Oh Geese, not again.

I like it black, that’s right, I like it black, like my men.


Ohhhh, now I think that’s enough talk about tasty coffee, how bout you and me get cuddly? Oh ye..ohh, maybe not...Oh fine, how bout I go back and talk about coffee! Oh that’s what I thought.

Anyways, coffee is oh so tasty, especially cold Ohohohoh. Even though I enjoy HOT more then I enjoy it COLD, I still enjoy a nice cold coffee. But I can't put cream in my ice coffee, there’s only one way to have it.

Because I like it black, that’s right, I like it black, like my men.

Oh, coffee is so good!

Anyways, you guys get the point right? Oh that's what I thought, what a smart bunch you are! So just enjoy the rest of the song.


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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-04-06, 12:00 PM #6
*grabs Sajn's hand, takes bow* *comes back up and sips coffee*
"It's like butta"

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Blue, no yellow, AHHHHHHHHHH
2004-04-06, 12:15 PM #7
...

You and Sajn can sure scare the hell out of me sometimes.

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- Proverbs 27:17

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2004-04-06, 12:21 PM #8
oh yea the like my men phrase, we arn't gay, well at least i'm not... sajn....ewww

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Blue, no yellow, AHHHHHHHHHH
2004-04-06, 12:47 PM #9
...Yes, if by gay you mean happy, but if you mean homosexual then.....NO!

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-04-06, 2:54 PM #10
Actually, that's not what I meant.

But now that I know what you guys are thinking about, I'm even more scared.

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-04-06, 3:24 PM #11
I like my coffee like I like my men
black. that isn't a dead give away at what the songs about.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-04-07, 10:42 AM #12
Heh... I somehow forgot/missed that.

...Not that it makes me any less scared.

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17
Ignorance breeds ignorance, anger breeds anger, violence breeds violence, so love breeds love. Choose the fruit of your life wisely.

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

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