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History class anyone?
2004-05-03, 7:02 AM #1
Just something funny I came across:

Pre-20th Century History Of Metal:

5000 B.C. - Early man kills a virgin goat, yells "KVLT" at the top of his lungs.

400 B.C. - Socrates headbangs to lute player, is summarily criticized of bringing about the downfall of Roman society and executed.

740 A.D. - A Viking, while sailing towards a battle, says : "Hey, we should write a song about this."

1400's A.D. - During the Great Schism, each Pope excommunicated the other and accused him of being "Untr00".

=D

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* Seb goes around singing "I'm too sexy for my body"
* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)
"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-05-03, 9:03 AM #2
rofl
2004-05-03, 12:47 PM #3
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] good one!

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