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Fred Durst "Shredding"
2004-04-26, 4:28 AM #1
http://members.dodo.net.au/~judefitz/FredVsGuitar.WMV

The bit where he attempts to "solo" is just the last 20 seconds or so, it's amusing.
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2004-04-26, 4:41 AM #2
he's not that bad!


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wait.. hadn't gotten to the solo part yet...

Ok, he is that bad! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-26, 5:19 AM #3
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2004-04-26, 7:10 AM #4
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, my GOD. Ha ha ha ha ha.

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2004-04-26, 7:25 AM #5
Hah.

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2004-04-26, 10:41 AM #6
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

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2004-04-26, 11:36 AM #7
OMFQ that really sucked !! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-26, 11:52 AM #8
OUCH.

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2004-04-26, 12:24 PM #9
Definitely not Metallica material

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2004-04-26, 12:36 PM #10
It's like a solo you'd expect on one of William Hung's songs.
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2004-04-26, 1:30 PM #11
Hahahaha.

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2004-04-26, 1:42 PM #12
I'm really afraid to click that link...

Yeesh, this was televised?

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2004-04-26, 2:50 PM #13
It's downloading right now, but I'm guessing it's better than I can do.

Whoah... I still think I probably couldn't do any better, but I wouldn't play like that in front of an audience!

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2004-04-26, 3:14 PM #14
Does he not know he sucks?

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2004-04-26, 4:39 PM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Alias:
Does he not know he sucks?

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he releases albums and performs live in front of audiences of people who paid to see him suck

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2004-04-26, 5:16 PM #16
That has to be THE funniest thing I've seen in a while. I'll never be able to listen to Limp Bizkit again without bursting into laughter.

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2004-04-26, 5:32 PM #17
the main part of it isn't all that bad... it's simple but sometimes simple works... but that little bit after the song... reminded me of the first time i ever tried something like that

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2004-04-26, 5:39 PM #18
I like Limp Bizkit, but he can not do solos.

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2004-04-26, 7:36 PM #19
I don't think he was being serious. It seemed too retarded even for somebody who doesn't know what their doing. He had good palm muting control when he first started strumming quickly and then cut it off. He was just making noise to kill the song and shout "Shag my friends tonight". Even though I hate Limp Bizkit I still don't think he sucks *that* bad. He's not good by any means though.

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2004-04-26, 8:55 PM #20
Yeah. At the begining, he said he would try to play the song, which would indicate to me, that it's not one of the songs he would play regularly. Furthermore, he's not a guitarist by trade, and doesn't play the guitar very often, if at all, during concerts.

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2004-04-27, 3:48 AM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
Definitely not Metallica material

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Not that Metallica material is anymore challenging...



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* Seb goes around singing "I'm too sexy for my body"
* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)
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2004-04-27, 5:55 AM #22
Yes it is Seb and you know this perfectly well.

Once you reach a standard where you can play all Metallica with relative ease, it doesn't mean all Metallica is instantly as easy to play as Nirvana (for example).
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2004-04-27, 6:38 AM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
he releases albums and performs live in front of audiences of people who paid to see him suck.</font>
Also like the aforementioned artist.

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2004-04-27, 8:53 AM #24
The link doesn't work anymore. Could someone post a montage of screenshots?

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2004-04-27, 8:58 AM #25
Right-click, Save Target As

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2004-04-27, 9:54 AM #26
Not only can he not play guitar, but he cant sing either!

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2004-04-27, 10:52 AM #27
...if you need to do something fast, do it in a montage...

/singing

Also, that stunk. Shag my friends!

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2004-04-27, 11:36 AM #28
Oh. My. ****ing. God. That's horrid. Beyond words...

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2004-04-27, 1:01 PM #29
It's like...whatever ate Fred Durst, finally spit him back up, that or Durst has been a crack addict lately and hasn't eatten anything at all as all his food money goes to feeding his addiction...

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2004-04-28, 12:33 PM #30
Uh, actually... Kirk Hammett's lead playing is really only pentatonic stuff all over, classic blues-ish solos.

Oh, of course Kieran, why don't you delete all your posts like you did in this thread?

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* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)

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2004-04-28, 4:27 PM #31
Now would be a good time for a montage of Kieran striking fear into the hearts of his enemies.

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2004-05-04, 12:13 PM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Seb:
Uh, actually... Kirk Hammett's lead playing is really only pentatonic stuff all over, classic blues-ish solos.

Oh, of course Kieran, why don't you delete all your posts like you did in this thread?

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It's just mostly pentatonic. Once Master of Puppets came around and up until And Justice..., he broke out of that box. There are a few good solos on Ride the Lightning as well.

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2004-05-05, 6:31 AM #33
So they got a guy up there who really can't play guitar that well, totally can't sing, and gave him a really sweet PRS guitar. The funny thing is, the crowd is cheering for a guy doing a picking pattern on a nice axe. And then he tries to pull of a solo, of all crappy things! If there's one feeling that came across, it's that Fred Durst is a little to confident in front of a crowd. I'm sure they all had a good time, but Fred sucked really badly, intentional or not.
2004-05-05, 6:33 AM #34
...oops, it seems i just revived an old thread. Hmm...oh well.
2004-05-05, 7:23 AM #35
Well, you pretty much nailed it.

The crowd must've thought Fred knew what he was doing, and intentionally did that "wierd but Innovative" solo, because god knows that every single person that makes the stage has an infinite amount of talent and it makes them demi-gods.

Right. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

Want more? If fred played on a standout guitar (some kind of unplayably shaped warlock or beast) well he'd be even cooler because his "guitar" looks "devillish".. so all the fanboys will go and buy similar guitar in the hopes of living up to their idol, fred, and the world will see a breed of "wierd but innovative" guitarists.

That's the media.

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* Seb goes around singing "I'm too sexy for my body"
* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)
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2004-05-05, 5:20 PM #36
Seb, I haven't deleted any posts in this thread. In fact, I could probably count on one hand all the posts I've deleted in my time at massassi.

Tracer.....what?

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2004-05-05, 5:43 PM #37
Wierd, I saw it as deleted when I posted that reply. nevermind my hallucinations.

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* Seb goes around singing "I'm too sexy for my body"
* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)
"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-05-05, 6:02 PM #38
*looks through all his drawers* God damn it Seb! I told you to keep your hands off my LSD! Now you owe me 3 dime bags of pot for that.

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