You know how you get this small bit of mucus in your throat and can get it out? Is there anything you can drink or whatever to clear your throat? I'm sitting here trying to record a song and can't sing right because my throat's all gunky. And I want to have this song done by Monday morning. My throat's been this way since... over a week now.

Get a popsicle stick and scrape it off.

Eew and ouch.

Eat alot and catloaf and see if it tkaes it down your throat with you, otherwise drink some honey and lemon

Gargle?

I tried this. It really didn't help. Then I drank a bunch of water (which smelled like fish).

I then tried my good ol' sore throat spray. It won... eventually. It had honey & lemon in it. So next time, I'll just cut right to the honey & lemon like Boco suggested.

Someone should invent a mucus dissolvant.

sing The Godfather by Fantomas.

cover of the theme.

i swear to god i tried singing it once and it made me cough up all this horrible lumpy stuff, worked wonders.

Apple Cider Vinegar.

Dude, I'm still mucus-free.

Now... how about nasal "issues."

...by which I mean small nasal cavities (probably due to sinuses) that make me sound like I sing through my nose.

I don't know about your nose, but next time for your throat, yawn and then hiss like a cat, from the back of your throat. Clears everything right up.