Jesus is like, a Super Mario Brother,
Cause He's super, and He's definitely Italian,
Jesus is like, a Super Mario Brother,
Cause every time He dies, He comes right back to life.

Jesus is like, Link from Zelda,
He uses a sword, but His is made of truth and light,
Jesus is like, Link from Zelda,
He vanquishes foes, and He transcends time.

Chorus:
If Jesus were a Video Game Star,
You wouldn't need continues,
Or worry about wrecking your Mario Kart,
Although the foes are evil, and sometimes mean,
With Jesus as the hero you'd never ever ever,
See the game over screen.

Jesus is like, Sonic the Hedgehog,
He was there for the Genesis, not the one made by Sega,
Jesus is like, Sonic the Hedgehog,
Minus the blue, the shoes, and oh wait, He’s not a hedgehog.

Donkey Kong, is the devil in pixilated form,
He jumps up and down, and shakes the ground you're walking on,
Donkey Kong, is the devil in pixilated form,
He throws barrels, and corrupted Diddy Kong