Ok, so I was going through some stuff on soundclick, and came across this. I think it's hilarious.
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/writePage.cfm?myType=music&bandid=167903&bandnamesave=finalcardrandom
(You'll have to scroll down.)
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/writePage.cfm?myType=music&bandid=167903&bandnamesave=finalcardrandom
(You'll have to scroll down.)