Yeah, I got bored and someone mentioned eating Edgar Allen Poe (don't ask..) so I immediately coined this. (Time taken to write/correct: 3:01)
Yeah, I'm not sure. Thoughts, comments questions?
- "Once upon a mignight weary, I wandered to the fridge and nearly
Passed out from not eating for 2 days or more...
As I hallucinated from malnourishment
My imagination spewed forth diversment
And I saw many things I'd never seen before
There i saw him stand before me
Imploringme to eat some turkey,
And for god's sake get up off the floor.
Enraged at this I took a fork
and gave him a sinister look
And smashed his brains onto the floor
There I sat softly chewing,
all the while sitting and musing
Over dead poet's brains I've eaten,
Number four.
Yeah, I'm not sure. Thoughts, comments questions?
Hazard a company one process.