I got bored...

My Ego And Me

The biggest thing on a performer
Isn’t their chest or their libido
The biggest thing, that can't be seen
Would surely be their ego

Because,
The ego is a very wonderful thing
The ego should never be real small
My ego even goes on tour with me
My ego needs its personal U-Haul

If you are hearing this song now
You should be hearing it on CD
And if you downloaded this song
Your stealing my ego back from me

But I don't mind that you guys steal
Because you'll end up at my show
You watch me live, buy my crap
and then you'll watch my ego grow

Because,
The ego is a very wonderful thing
The ego should never be real small
My ego even goes on tour with me
My ego needs its personal U-Haul

So I went on tour with Metallica
And they're a great bunch of guys
But we had to cut Lars ego down
Cause it was interfering with airplanes in the sky.

My new trailer is forty feet long
But my ego alone needs sixty-four
So I bought myself another trailer
Now my ego sleeps on the second floor

Because,
The ego is a very wonderful thing
The ego should never be real small
My ego even goes on tour with me
My ego needs its personal U-Haul

You forgot the chorus of "CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO."

******'s ego > yours

Your ego may be bigger than mine, SAJN, but I can still beat you down any day... :p