Here's a new game, where we make fun of kids like this. Each new poster writes a new verse to the song (4 lines).

Yo, yo, yo check it out, yo
My mom grounded me cuz I smoke dope, fo'
I'm fourteen and I pretend to be cool
I have gold teeth and I dropped outta school

Word check it out,
I'd destroy u in a battle
Some sick rhymes I'll spout
When I'm done playin' with my rattle

Yo, I may be young
But I don't really care.
In another few weeks
I'll grow my first pubic hair.

oh yeah.. almost forgot.

Don't mess wit da king.

(I took two turns, nyaa!)


I am Kirby, Jedi Master
I Spit rhymes like bolts from a wookie bowcaster
Stormtroopers call me the tie-fighter crasher
Deflecting with my lightsaber your puny starfighter blasters

The galactic senate calls me an epidemic, a real disaster
If they don't get their diplomatic fanatic asses moving faster
They'll be carbonite statues hanging on my wall like artistic plaster
The only rapping jedimaster, kiddies download me the most on napster!

D to the Kizzle, DJediK strikez agian, homez.

Let loose the mass homophones. Rhyming NON-stop, racecar fast palindromes .
Let your mind be blown, it's about to unload.
While you're in a daze, I never cease to amaze. Nowadays, all my phrase is blazin, but I'm simply paraphrasin'.
Once again, allow me to introduce. A sickening rhyme style that I'm about to cut loose.
Slightly depressed? Nevertheless, I'll always possess what you can't supress.

Takin' another turn cuz I can, y'all
blastin' rhyme after rhyme; double time
With flow that carries sick innuendo, fellow rappers try to bite it from the get-go.
So I beat them untill they let go, but won't so let's bring it retro

[insert cheesy beat-box]

You guys aren't following the theme.

"waaah waaah Play by the rules!"

I needed an excuse to be cool :-(

...cool? You rapped about star wars.

:p

If I even attempted to rap, even lyrics, I would have to surrunder my soul to hell, and kill myself right then and there.

So, stfu ph00
I aint rapping fo' u
Massassi is trippin;
this pimp sh** aint cool.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

I may be white,
But that's alright
Cause I can rap better than you.
Do ya wanna fight?
It is you I'll smite.
To you, my words will run right through.
Like the master did teach,
I can rap like no other.
And if you're a leech,
Yo, word to ya mother!

Yo..
Yo..
I'm a level 20 rogue,
D&D is way vogue.
My sneak attack is com-plex,
When you ain't got no Dex.

My die six is hot,
I crit on every shot.
My CR is hot dawg pimpin'
Lawful good my style be crimpin'

I got millions of gold
From all the loot I sold
Ain't no attack on me sound
Cuz I got 500 attacks per round

I straight-up warned you, sucka
You can't flank me, f***a
So just stand yourself down
Before I take yo *** to town

Yo, I told you, I'm
14 year old prodigy, I got rappin skillz,
you can't mess wit me, I got da pipes,
I can do 55 on the bench machine