I'm putting together a press kit for a label that's scouting my band and I HATE putting together press material. Band biographies are completely lame, band photos are not much better, and putting 2 year old material on the same CD as stuff that's less than a month old is ridiculous!!!

I really cant believe I'm ranting about this... but it's annoying. If anyone likes writing sappy band bios and bull****ting your way through legalities and stuff let me know, I'd gladly put all this stuff behind me.

How much you payin?

I could do a few photoshops of Coldplay playing Wembley Stadium with your head pasted onto Chris Martin's body

Schming, what kind of music do you play?

The best kind.

ergh... sorry, just had a bad night/week and I'm in a weird mood.

[url]www.thefuturists.net/media/track1.mp3[/url]
[url]www.thefuturists.net/media/track2.mp3[/url]
[url]www.thefuturists.net/media/track3.mp3[/url]
[url]www.thefuturists.net/media/track4.mp3[/url]

I suggest going in this order: 2, 4, 3, 1 because that's the way the fans in my house work. Otherwise, if you want to hear the order we'd most likely play those at a show go 1, 2, 3, 4

Finally, if you'd like to hear a real tape of one of our shows, tell the guy I met tonight to give me his board tape, even though it was one of our worst shows ever........ arghghghgh.

Just remember kids, your voice relies on muscles and just like any other muscle you have to exercise it and if you dont sing for 2 months because you're in Europe dont expect to come back and have it back in a week cause you'll sound hoarse like Fran on Travis: Live at the Palace.

and Spork, that would be awesome, but in terms of my body, I'm closer to a size Thom.

and drizz, I have no money, I just laid down $2500 for a new head/cab today. It's awesomely delicious. (Orange)

I was just kidding. I can't help you due to lack of help.

Feh, Radiohead has played the Garden... that would be more convincing, anyway.