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Make your own emo band names...
2005-08-14, 11:36 PM #1
Make up your own band names that sound like something an emo band would use. I swear emo bands have the dumbest and longest names. I'll go first.

Cut my Liver Bleeding.

Heartache for Poundcake.

Read my poetry or I might go in my basement, black my eyes and slit my wrists and cry all day long.

Okay that last one was a bit long...but you get the idea :p
Think while it's still legal.
2005-08-14, 11:39 PM #2
We Are Too Cowardly to Actually End Our Lives But We Will Talk About It
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-08-15, 1:11 AM #3
No way! You listen to WATCTAEOLBWWTAI too?!?!
Think while it's still legal.
2005-08-15, 2:50 AM #4
Break My Diamond Skull Against Yours And Piece It Back Together With Gravity Glue And An Ordinary Wooden Baseball Bat.
2005-08-15, 4:46 AM #5
The Pain Of Darkness All-Consuming
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2005-08-15, 4:51 AM #6
Broken Glasses

Cry for Pi (Mathcore emo band)

Heart of Broken Glass
2005-08-15, 9:00 AM #7
Blood Stained Wrists
Look At Me I'm Depressed
2005-08-15, 9:54 AM #8
I Want Attention! PITTY ME!



...And that, of course, would summarize all emo bands.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-08-15, 12:19 PM #9
The Tears Shall Weep
2005-08-15, 1:12 PM #10
My friend's emo band was called "Division among us"
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2005-08-15, 1:36 PM #11
Cut My Wrists While Smiling

We Witnessed The Apocalypse Of Our Hearts

Hehe, this is fun!
"I'm afraid of OC'ing my video card. You never know when Ogre Calling can go terribly wrong."
2005-08-15, 2:19 PM #12
Blood-stained Scene Kids Are Crying
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-08-15, 3:02 PM #13
System of a Drown...ed... sorrow!

>.>
<.<
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-08-16, 12:52 AM #14
Our pants are way too tight but it's ok because we make out with other boys
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-08-16, 1:59 PM #15
Poserville Town Idiots
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-08-16, 6:56 PM #16
Our Music Most Likely Sucks
2005-08-16, 8:00 PM #17
My band would be called "Division by Zero"
it would be IDM/Hardcore though, but it would be original dammit!
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
__________
2005-08-16, 9:28 PM #18
There's already a band called Divide By Zero, and they have a punk/hardcore sound. You're not being very original. :p
"I'm afraid of OC'ing my video card. You never know when Ogre Calling can go terribly wrong."
2005-08-16, 9:49 PM #19
Current heartfall
2005-08-17, 7:38 AM #20
We Awe Sofa King We Todd Ed
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-08-17, 2:32 PM #21
Originally posted by Whelly:
There's already a band called Divide By Zero, and they have a punk/hardcore sound. You're not being very original. :p

IDM is nothing like punk or hardcore.
And by hardcore, I meant the electronica hardcore not the emo/punk hardcore. I should have made a distinction (especially in a thread about emo band names)
I fail :(
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
__________
2005-08-17, 9:35 PM #22
"Couldn't Cut It As Rockers, So Now We Just Whine A Lot"
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-08-18, 9:48 AM #23
Not A Whiners Life Quite Like A Massassi
2005-08-18, 2:04 PM #24
Freed Imprisonment

Life on Fire

Enslaved Liberty

Companions Alone

That's all I have right now.
>>untie shoes
2005-08-18, 7:32 PM #25
Bipolar Express (would make a better song, actually)
Scarred Wrists
Too Cowardly to Kill Myself

Damn, I'm getting depressed just thinking of these.
2005-08-18, 8:25 PM #26
Originally posted by Primate:
Bipolar Express


lol


we cry too hard, death is too scared, shoot us now
visit my project

"I wonder to myself. Why? Simply why? Why why? Why do I ask why? Why do I need to find out why? Why do I have to ask why as a question? Why is why always used to find out why? Why is the answer to why always why? Why is there no final answer to why? Simply why not? Holy cow, this is pretty deep, meaningful **** I wrote. Glad I wrote it down. Oh man."
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ [slog], Echoman
2005-08-18, 9:22 PM #27
I Lost The Key To Her Heart
2005-08-18, 9:43 PM #28
Strangled By The Veins Of Our Broken Hearts



:(
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2005-08-19, 4:43 AM #29
Punks Beat Me Up

Just One Apple A Day Keeps The Happiness Away
2005-08-19, 5:10 AM #30
my new noisecore band: SCREAM SCREAM weep weep
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-08-20, 6:00 PM #31
Originally posted by BurrBoy:
Strangled By The Veins Of Our Broken Hearts


\m/
2005-08-20, 8:17 PM #32
Great, You've Gone and Made Me Kill Myself.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-08-20, 8:22 PM #33
Shoot Me In The Head So I'm Dead
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-08-21, 6:55 AM #34
Death by Dying
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-08-21, 8:45 AM #35
One of them Singing and One of them Screaming then Both of them Singing and Both of them Screaming.
2005-08-21, 8:09 PM #36
The Suicide Notes

Coping by Moping
2005-08-22, 4:32 PM #37
We Suck ... each others Life Juices (of pain and fertility and suckage)

meh couldnt think of anything
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-08-23, 6:33 PM #38
We Just Don't Cut It .. Or Do We .. get it?! HAHAHA ok that was kind of stupid

Melancholy Mind
Selfmutilatory Alacrity (SeMA) OH EM GEE I LOVE SEEMAH
一个大西瓜
2005-08-24, 3:05 AM #39
Blackheart Flame of Sorrow
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2005-08-24, 12:44 PM #40
Sad Notes of Sadness
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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