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Jesus on the Intercom

2006-06-21, 6:16 PM #1

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

For [url]www.Songfight.org[/url]

Del Sesto - Jesus on the Intercom

Attention K Mart shoppers
Jesus speaks tonight
On the intercom with sales
To help you all shop right

Theres a blue light special
On broken jars of Ragu
Buy one get on free
This deal is just for you

Shh
Listen
Jesus On the intercom

Shh
Listen
Jesus On the intercom

"Attention K Mart Shoppers
I've just been informed that
Lays chips have been marked half price
Thank you and have a nice day"

Attention K Mart shoppers
Jesus speaks tonight
On the intercom with sales
To help you all shop right

Cutting back on prices
Just find the happy sticker
I think I saw one on the booze
It's four for one on liquor

Shh
Listen
Jesus On the intercom

Shh
Listen
Jesus On the intercom

"Attention K Mart Shoppers
I've just been informed that
Dove soap has been marked down to $29.50
Thank you and have a nice day"

WHAT?
29.50?
THATS NOT A SALE!
NOOOOOOO!

Attention K Mart shoppers
Jesus speaks tonight
On the intercom with sales
To help you all shop right

So listen up for Jesus
He'll save you lots of cash
He died for our sins and rose for the sales
Be quick, they're gone in a flash

"Attention K Mart shoppers
I've just been informed that I've made a mistake
Dove soap is actually $2.95, not $29.50
Thank you and have a nice day"

Think while it's still legal.

2006-06-21, 6:23 PM #2

Acharjay

Quick! Someone call a doctor!g

Posts: 2,498

I don't like anything about that.

"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz

2006-06-21, 9:05 PM #3

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

Posts: 5,553

[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]For [url]www.Songfight.org[/url]
He died for our sins and rose for the sales
[/QUOTE]

best line

"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"

2006-06-21, 9:56 PM #4

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

That sucked.

Quote:

WHAT?
29.50?
THATS NOT A SALE!
NOOOOOOO!

2006-06-22, 12:01 AM #5

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

...that's the worst song I've ever heard.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2006-06-22, 9:22 AM #6

Demon_Nightmare

Wakka Wakka

Posts: 1,306

Was that supposed to be funny? :confused:

2006-06-22, 3:47 PM #7

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

no, i'll stick to the music on my playlist.

2006-06-22, 4:16 PM #8

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

the vocals hurt my ears.

(translation: I dont like the style)

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2006-06-22, 8:13 PM #9

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

Posts: 2,735

I think Jesus speaks Aramaic

2006-06-23, 9:14 PM #10

Final_Hope__

After me, all is lost

Posts: 896

It sounds like that BeastMan and Skeletor song from that CKY episode.

Same as that, it's kinda funny until halfway through, then it just gets repetitive and annoying.

Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.