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The matrix has reverted back to an earlier version!
2003-08-20, 10:38 PM #1
[http://www.zaccohn.com/matrix.jpg]

I worked on this for 2 hours, and 16 minutes.

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2003-08-20, 10:49 PM #2
...they should wear long leather jackets..like my jacket!! Quite funny overall though, what program did you use? MSPaint?

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2003-08-21, 5:06 AM #3
The one and only. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

I was going for a mix of Max Payne and The Matrix. I was thinking about trench coats.. but I think they'd be hard to draw. *shrug*
*coo's his picture*

[edit- Oh, and first person to guess the symbol on the shooter guys shirt gets 3 cookies!]
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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.

[23:30] <happydud> Crap! I think I just dislocated my shoulder while sneazing...

[This message has been edited by happydud (edited August 21, 2003).]
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2003-08-21, 6:14 AM #4
Holy crap that guy's arms are long. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]
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2003-08-21, 6:35 AM #5
unless this is some kind of joke, all i have to say is; did a 3 year old draw that? everything about that drawing is wrong. perspective, coloring, proportion, shape... here's a hint- never use MSpaint. use a scanner.

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2003-08-21, 6:43 AM #6
... You obviously didn't catch the humor... I did it in MS Paint so it would look like that... And I'm sorry if I did it at 3 in the morning, so maybe perspetive and such was off. And it's MS PAINT. Colour and perspective is impossible to get right...

And Zell, lets just blame it on perspective, mkay? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.

[23:30] <happydud> Crap! I think I just dislocated my shoulder while sneazing...

[This message has been edited by happydud (edited August 21, 2003).]
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2003-08-21, 7:02 AM #7
The symbol is an anarchy-symbol. Gotta be.

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2003-08-21, 8:02 AM #8
You sir, get three cookies. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]


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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.

[23:30] <happydud> Crap! I think I just dislocated my shoulder while sneazing...
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2003-08-21, 8:06 AM #9
Yay!!

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2003-08-21, 12:44 PM #10
Lol, this is a product of what I like to call "funkytown"

funkytown - adj

To be in a state of hilarious sleep depravity. You all know what I'm talking about.

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2003-08-21, 1:37 PM #11
Gotta love MS paint! Much better than quilting, I think.

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2003-08-21, 2:43 PM #12
Quilting is fun too!

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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.

[23:30] <happydud> Crap! I think I just dislocated my shoulder while sneazing...
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2003-08-21, 2:55 PM #13
I could make a realistic MSPaint fight scene... you know I could. I can make anything in MSPaint.

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2003-08-21, 4:55 PM #14
I really don't understand the reasoning behind this.

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2003-08-21, 5:19 PM #15
Check it! Perspective in paint! Cooked this up in about 20 minutes to show that it can be done! Still, use a scanner.

[http://www.massassi.net/ec/images/12390.jpg]

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2003-08-21, 6:40 PM #16
Wow! You can make a perspective in paint!! Good job!!

I was really going for more of a "Hey, that's kinda cool, and hilariously funny and bad" factor than a realistic one..

Trust me, if I wanted a realistic picture.. I wouldn't have used paint.
Not quite sure what's wrong with you.. I was bored, I cooked this up, showcased it. I didn't slave over this for years, I didn't try to make sure everything was photorealistic, or even semirealistic (like the perspective). It was for fun. F.U.N. That spells fun. That means it doesn't have to be perfect..

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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.

[23:30] <happydud> Crap! I think I just dislocated my shoulder while sneazing...
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2003-08-21, 6:52 PM #17
Brilliant.. hee.
Now do braveheart !

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2003-08-22, 4:12 AM #18
Craptacular [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif].

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2003-08-22, 4:17 AM #19
[http://members.cox.net/smokedragon/untitled.JPG]

Can you find the hidden message?

Oh and also, you wouldn't believe what some people can do in MS Paint. Do not underestimate the power of MS Paint.

[This message has been edited by S8 (edited August 22, 2003).]
2003-08-22, 4:47 AM #20
in the cogscript vertically: emonisfat

edit- braveheart
[http://www.massassi.net/ec/images/12391.jpg]
since good art apparently sucks, here is some bad art i made in 5 minutes.

[This message has been edited by 3_Rats (edited August 22, 2003).]
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2003-08-22, 5:14 AM #21
Thank you, 3_rats, for killing a funny thread.

On a thread-related side, that poor guy in the first picture! He has two right hands!

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2003-08-22, 5:57 AM #22
#$%@!!! I knew his left hand looked wrong... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

Well, too late now. If I had seen Braveheart, I'd take a shot at it.. but expect the next installment to be something from Star Wars perhaps.. Or maybe Lord of the Rings. Yes... I can see it now.. Bruhahahaha..

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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.

[23:30] <happydud> Crap! I think I just dislocated my shoulder while sneazing...
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2003-08-22, 6:19 AM #23
Since the topic has been killed, a little mutilation can't hurt..
[http://members.cox.net/smokedragon/untitled2.JPG]
.. or can it? Perhaps some erotic William Wallace on Frodo fics are in order?

[This message has been edited by S8 (edited August 22, 2003).]
2003-08-22, 6:23 AM #24
actually for me 3_rats' post was the highlight of my clicking here
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2003-08-22, 6:44 AM #25
S8- You'll see.. You'll all see!!

/me goes furiously back to work

[edit]Oh, and 3_rats- Your picture is wrong. Taking physics and gravity into account, the two people in your picture would fall off the edges of the building and die.

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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.

[23:30] <happydud> Crap! I think I just dislocated my shoulder while sneazing...

[This message has been edited by happydud (edited August 22, 2003).]
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2003-08-22, 12:38 PM #26
hehehe

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2003-08-22, 3:11 PM #27
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by happydud:
S8-Taking physics and gravity into account, the two people in your picture would fall off the edges of the building and die.

</font>


edit- dang it! the stupid cgi deleted my comment.

Long story short, Trinity falls of builddings all the time. I'll add shadows to show that they didn't actually fall.

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[This message has been edited by 3_Rats (edited August 22, 2003).]
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2003-08-22, 3:28 PM #28
Pish posh. She only did it once, and she was caught by Neo, and if she hadn't been she would have died.

/me starts over on Lord of the Rings drawing, because a power outage so graciously destroyed the previous copy..

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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.

[23:30] <happydud> Crap! I think I just dislocated my shoulder while sneazing...
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2003-08-22, 4:10 PM #29
3_rats, you aren't funny.

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[This message has been edited by Irule (edited August 22, 2003).]
2003-08-22, 6:35 PM #30
In the first one she jumps off of a building.

Irule, you are cynical.

edit- Lord of the Ring-a-lingers
[http://www.massassi.net/ec/images/12398.jpg]

[This message has been edited by 3_Rats (edited August 22, 2003).]
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2003-08-22, 6:39 PM #31
Uhh... she jumps from a building to another building into another building in the beggining of it... then she smacked into a building near the end... i dotn remember her jumping OFF a building other than in reloaded and that was because if she didnt its a DE to the head. and even then she didnt just off a building, she jumped from a building.

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2003-08-22, 6:52 PM #32
I was being general. Read some of the comics on the matrix website, and a lot of jumping is done. She jumps from a train in Detective Story Animatrix. That counts as a jump, if not a building jump. 50% jump points.

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2003-08-22, 10:45 PM #33
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Irule:
3_rats, you aren't funny.

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2003-08-23, 6:02 AM #34
Besides, when I laugh at that first picture, I laugh not because it sucks, but instead because it took 2 hours and 16 minutes to make. That, and the artist coos over it.

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ohayogozaimasudouzoyoroshiku
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2003-08-23, 9:54 AM #35
Keep in mind, I wasn't working straight through, and it was almost 4 in the morning..

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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.

[23:30] <happydud> Crap! I think I just dislocated my shoulder while sneazing...
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2003-08-23, 12:58 PM #36
All I have to say is... Because you killed what was supposed to be a funny thread you must FEAR THIS!
[http://67.87.115.203:81/brad_s/smileyofdoom.jpg]

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2003-08-24, 7:44 PM #37
dear god...

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2003-08-24, 8:44 PM #38
[http://cazor.ionempire.dyndns.org/matrix.jpeg]

...I win.

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2003-08-25, 3:30 AM #39
OMFG U DID TAHT N PIANT????

You lose, Cazor. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.

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2003-08-25, 4:32 AM #40
**unplugs cazor**

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