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My little friend.

2003-10-11, 1:23 PM #1

SATAN INCARNATE

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His name is Neil. Please be friendly.

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2003-10-11, 1:29 PM #2

GBK

Posts: 10,562

It should be white... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-10-11, 1:35 PM #3

SATAN INCARNATE

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I have no idea what you're talking about. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

2003-10-11, 1:49 PM #4

Raoul Duke

I voted for cake.

Posts: 1,771

Looks like green sperm...

I'm not one for subtlety (sp)

2003-10-11, 1:50 PM #5

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

Get your mind out of the gutter.

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2003-10-11, 1:52 PM #6

SATAN INCARNATE

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Actually, he's a tadpole. Sicko.

2003-10-11, 2:06 PM #7

Mystic0

Rich Boi

Posts: 2,336

Thanks to Massassi, every time you look at him now your goin to think of sperm.

[EDIT: He looks good. I like how his head is shiny, it gives it kind of a 3d look.]

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2003-10-11, 2:06 PM #8

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

My comment was directed towards Raoul.

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2003-10-11, 2:08 PM #9

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Quote:

Originally posted by Cazor:
My comment was directed towards Raoul.

umm... he was also talking to Raoul.

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2003-10-11, 2:53 PM #10

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

Just makin sure none of the hate was being thrown near me [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2003-10-11, 3:03 PM #11

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

"Hi Neil"

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2003-10-11, 3:09 PM #12

SATAN INCARNATE

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He's saying hi back, Echo. Really, he is.

*twitch*

2003-10-11, 3:13 PM #13

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

It's obviously one of those balloons that was poorly inflated with Sharpie marker dots on it. Any resemblence to a sperm cell is totally, entirely coincidental.

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2003-10-11, 3:13 PM #14

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

so when does Neil become a frog?, will we get to see Neil with legs and a tail?

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2003-10-11, 3:18 PM #15

SATAN INCARNATE

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HIS NAME IS NEIL

2003-10-11, 3:18 PM #16

Zloc

Is he, or isn't he?

Posts: 78

ok...that's nice S51...

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2003-10-11, 3:21 PM #17

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

I don't think Neil appreciates being referred to as 'it'.

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2003-10-11, 3:24 PM #18

SATAN INCARNATE

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That's exactly the point I was making.

I love you, Zul.

2003-10-11, 6:30 PM #19

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Does he carry the X or the Y chromosome?

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2003-10-11, 6:33 PM #20

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

/me humps Neil.

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2003-10-11, 6:51 PM #21

Friend14

Armchair Fysiks Expert

Posts: 1,489

HaHa, my Physics Professor is named Neil...I think I'll show him this. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2003-10-11, 8:43 PM #22

Jarl

Clean-Shaven and Baby-Smooth

Posts: 2,483

Silly me was expecting the gun from Scarface with the caption "Say hello."

-A little twist of the classic line.

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2003-10-12, 12:55 AM #23

Verticae

gothicX

Posts: 5,082

Can you post a reference pic? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
GothicX is the best n00b ever.

2003-10-12, 3:30 AM #24

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Quote:

Originally posted by Friend14:
HaHa, my Physics Professor is named Neil...I think I'll show him this.

So that's why you know nothing about physics... because your professor is a sperm shaped tadpole?

Looks cute. I wish my sperm/tadpole was cute like that.

JediKirby

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2003-10-12, 4:04 AM #25

Prince Xizor

Xinior Member

Posts: 1,420

Neil should be the massassi mascot.

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2003-10-12, 5:51 AM #26

SATAN INCARNATE

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He looked a little lonely, so I gave him some buddies. They're mushrooms... with moustaches...

[http://kak.dynalias.net/S51/mushy2.jpg]

2003-10-12, 5:52 AM #27

Blood Asp

Something Witty

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0.o

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2003-10-12, 5:58 AM #28

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

Hey... they wouldn't happen to know the guy on the pringles can, would they?

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2003-10-12, 6:01 AM #29

SATAN INCARNATE

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Know him? They're his freakish lovechildren!

2003-10-12, 6:02 AM #30

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

Yay!

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2003-10-12, 6:43 AM #31

Verticae

gothicX

Posts: 5,082

Badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers MUSHROOMS MUSHROOMS!!

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Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
GothicX is the best n00b ever.

2003-10-12, 7:45 AM #32

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

Quote:

Originally posted by Super S51:
Know him? They're his freakish lovechildren!

With who? Toad? That little slut.

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2003-10-12, 7:58 AM #33

The MAZZTer

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2003-10-12, 10:21 AM #34

ZOOIkes

All powerful god of #tacc

Posts: 1,643

Hey MZZT stop posting your own pictures in other people's showcases!

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-10-13, 12:39 PM #35

Prince Xizor

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Neil and i are now good friends! Maybe he could have a potato friend to!

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I perfer him to become a jedi, look into the shaft of his saber and say "mesa jedi" and turn it on, impaling his head and making the theatre erupt in laughter
-Jar Jar Binks Death Description from Yecti.

I was just petting the bunny, and it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it. - Red vs Blue

2003-10-13, 1:04 PM #36

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

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2003-10-13, 1:08 PM #37

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

I ****ing love it.

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2003-10-13, 3:35 PM #38

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Lol. Mushroom on LSD.

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2003-10-13, 4:00 PM #39

Prince Xizor

Xinior Member

Posts: 1,420

Ha! Thats hilarious!

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I perfer him to become a jedi, look into the shaft of his saber and say "mesa jedi" and turn it on, impaling his head and making the theatre erupt in laughter
-Jar Jar Binks Death Description from Yecti.

I was just petting the bunny, and it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it. - Red vs Blue

2003-10-13, 4:58 PM #40

SATAN INCARNATE

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DANCE MUSHROOM! DANCE!!