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Sex in Missile Form
2003-10-17, 8:45 AM #1
The Merr Sonn PLX-2M Missile Tube, a shoulder mounted Imperial-made missile launcher can take out small to medium sized vehicles, and pose quite a threat on enemies and enemy buildings. Reloading the 6 shot cartridge takes either the help of another, or the dismounting of the weapon, making it a powerful, but time-costly weapon. Build Time: 1 Hour and 34 Minutes. 1514 Polygons.

[http://www.massassi.net/ec/images/13106.jpg]

[http://www.massassi.net/ec/images/13107.jpg]

[http://www.massassi.net/ec/images/13109.jpg]

Oh, and this Stun Blaster. Build Time: 20 Minutes. 910 Polygons.

[http://www.massassi.net/ec/images/13110.jpg]

These and future models will be used in the Underground Resistance Siege Mod.

Questions? Comments? Suggestions? The_Mega_ZZTer's pocket lint?

JediKirby

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2003-10-17, 8:47 AM #2
I love the detail on the lower side of the weapon, and it does look generally cool. However, I feel that it needs a few exhaust vents around the nozzle. Very good work, though!

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2003-10-17, 8:48 AM #3
*empties his pocket of lint*

Nice models, I'm gonna enjoy firing that Merr-Sonn... now THAT Merr-Sonn should've been in JO/JA, not the wimpy one we have. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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[This message has been edited by Gebohq (edited December 28, 2003).]

2003-10-17, 8:48 AM #4
I was planning to be annoying and ask for smoothshades, but I won't.

What i do question myself: Will all the races in the URS mod be able to hold that rocket launcher without clipping problems?

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
GothicX is the best n00b ever.
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[This message has been edited by gothicX (edited October 17, 2003).]
2003-10-17, 8:50 AM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by gothicX:
I was planning to be annoying and ask for smoothshades, but I won't.

What i do question myself: Will all the races in the URS mo be able to hold that rocket launcher without clipping problems?

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They SHOULD be able to, and if not, I'll make it work. The problem is, some races will never be able to have with weapon, since there are strength and dexterety requirments for some weapons. Sniper-rifles require a great deal of accuracy and dexterity, while rocket launchers and heavy-weapons require some accuracy and a great deal of strength.

JediKirby

P.S. Smooth shades for JK weapons is silly, since JK doesn't have any smoothing in-game. Plus MS3D makes horrible smooth shades, anyone wanna render this baby?



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- ]-[ellequin
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2003-10-17, 9:00 AM #6
Sniper rifle [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] I hope you got the zoom to work.

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2003-10-17, 9:01 AM #7
I love how that post was about the models Echoman...

JediKirby

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"I was driving along listening to the radio, when Judas Priest comes on. It was 'You've got another thing coming.' All of a sudden, I enter 'VICE CITY RAMAGE MODE' and nearly ran some guy over"
- ]-[ellequin
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2003-10-17, 9:03 AM #8
I can't wait to take that Merr-Sonn and shoot someone with it.

Nice job.

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2003-10-17, 9:07 AM #9
Me likes and wants

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Pissed Off?
2003-10-17, 9:18 AM #10
Good work.

There's your post. I thought I'd make it a generic one.

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Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2003-10-17, 9:30 AM #11
how much do you want for it?


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NightFire
2003-10-17, 9:39 AM #12
Look what I just found: http://www.starwarsmush.com/stats/w-rifle-battle.htm

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"I was driving along listening to the radio, when Judas Priest comes on. It was 'You've got another thing coming.' All of a sudden, I enter 'VICE CITY RAMAGE MODE' and nearly ran some guy over"
- ]-[ellequin
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2003-10-17, 10:53 AM #13
Mine was better. :P

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2003-10-17, 11:49 AM #14
Ever notice how the weapons in JO/JA don't look as cool as how the Guide to Weapons and Technology interprets them? This is the REAL Merr-Sonn here. And the term "missile tube" is so deliciously Star Wars. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

Nice work, Kirb. I'd smooth out a few details on the stun blaster though, such as the handgrip.

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2003-10-17, 12:56 PM #15
Why does that site have a modified phaser rifle, Aliens Marine pulse rifle and a modified Famas rifle as SW weaponry? o_O


>_< Anyways, cool models! Ya gonna post the missiles that'll be comin outta that?

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2003-10-17, 3:56 PM #16
Actually, I was wondering what type of missile this thing would fire. The descriptions I've read have described it to shoot cuncussion missiles...

Thanks Jovan, (Hard_Driver) I and Descent Pilot spent quite a long time researching weapons that actually fit into the starwars universe. This is a Cannon weapon featured in a very old D12 Star-Wars roleplaying game. It has since been used in some EUs and many SW online Role-playing games. Now it'll be braught to you all in good healthy JK form, and of course JO/JA if anyone wishes to convert it.

JediKirby

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"I was driving along listening to the radio, when Judas Priest comes on. It was 'You've got another thing coming.' All of a sudden, I enter 'VICE CITY RAMAGE MODE' and nearly ran some guy over"
- ]-[ellequin
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2003-10-17, 3:59 PM #17
Nice leaf blower.

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2003-10-17, 4:04 PM #18
[http://kak.dynalias.net/S51/neil.jpg]

Neil approves.

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2003-10-17, 4:59 PM #19
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Neil approves.
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Oh not him again! Haha...nice models JediKirby. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2003-10-17, 5:05 PM #20
Is that a sperm cell? oh well yeah models are sweetness keep it up cant wait for the mod to be done

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2003-10-17, 7:54 PM #21
Yes, all sperm cells have little beady black eyes.

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2003-10-17, 11:25 PM #22
Get your head out of the gutter, perv. It's Neil.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
GothicX is the best n00b ever.
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[This message has been edited by gothicX (edited October 18, 2003).]
2003-10-18, 6:44 AM #23
wow that stun blaster is awsome!
2003-10-18, 7:26 PM #24
It looks like a sperm to me...

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2003-10-19, 8:56 AM #25
[http://misc.nmgoh.com/mushdance.gif]

Neil's friend, and I, approve.

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2003-10-19, 10:25 AM #26
God, wait till people say what "Neil's friend" looks like...

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2003-10-19, 11:06 AM #27
He looks like a mushroom with the pringles guy's face on him.

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2003-10-19, 11:30 AM #28
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cazor:
He looks like a mushroom with the pringles guy's face on him.

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agreed

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2003-10-19, 11:57 AM #29
i second the motion.

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oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum
2003-10-19, 2:09 PM #30
Missle sex is gay. Take it literally folks. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] Back on topic now....

Me really really likes. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-10-19, 2:35 PM #31
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Descent_pilot:
Missle sex is gay. Take it literally folks.</font>


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2003-10-19, 2:40 PM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Descent_pilot:
Missle sex is gay.

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Rubberband.


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2003-10-19, 3:34 PM #33
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

Btw, it's not how big the gun is, it's how you use it.

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[This message has been edited by Echoman (edited October 19, 2003).]
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2003-10-19, 3:57 PM #34
Never, EVER edit one of my characters. EVER.

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