I really do suck. I worked on this for a whole half hour. The only thing remotely interesting about him is his name: Cornelius the Fat. Merry ****ing Thanksgiving.
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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'