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Shut yo' mouth, damn jive turkey.
2003-11-26, 3:02 PM #1
[http://supers51.woggle.org/images/mutha.jpg]

Quick sketch, the coloring turned out horribly, the blue glow was a poorly implemented afterthought (especially the reflection on the shades).

HAPPY TURKEY DAY (RAPE OF THE AMERICAS) LADIES AND BREASTLESS-LADIES.

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S51

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'

[This message has been edited by Super S51 (edited November 27, 2003).]
2003-11-26, 3:23 PM #2
make one of hendrix

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2003-11-26, 7:22 PM #3
The ear is a little small and misshapen. The rest is excellent!

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Have a good one,
Freelancer
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2003-11-26, 7:51 PM #4
It's so hip...

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Shut up. I'm GOING to do this whether you like it or not.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2003-11-27, 2:02 AM #5
Image is broken I think...

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<Genki> maev's seen us... the post your pic threads!
<[MRB]Rooked> <Genki> maev's seen us... the post your pic threads! <- I've seen you too I abruptly closed the window and binged after that :)

<Ishionu> [MRB]Rooked quoted himself in his signature...thats sad...
2003-11-27, 4:45 AM #6
Kak's server must be down. Sadly, I've got no where else to put it.
2003-11-27, 4:51 AM #7
Fixed.
2003-11-27, 4:56 AM #8
Sucks.

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Baby Mama's Drama
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2003-11-27, 4:57 AM #9
Thanks zul.
2003-11-27, 5:00 AM #10
****ty.

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged
2003-11-27, 5:29 AM #11
Reminds me of Disco Stu, but black....and small ears......and he looks like he has belimia :S

Other then that, good job.

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* GothiX <3 Jenny
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2003-11-28, 3:17 AM #12
Groovy.

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2011-01-04, 9:11 PM #13
awesome
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-01-05, 4:24 PM #14
Holy epic 7-year-old necrothread, Batman!
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2011-01-05, 5:48 PM #15
wat
DO NOT WANT.
2011-01-06, 1:46 AM #16
:huh: ??!!

Someone bring out the necromice pic.
Cordially,
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2011-01-06, 2:13 AM #17
You know, it's a good thing that spam posts get removed but now it only looks like zan had revived this thread :P

The original spam post had something to do with a Turkish holiday resort, I guess it picked this thread due to "JIVE TURKEY". HOO-HAW?
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2011-01-06, 1:25 PM #18
quite the surprise that the spambot chose a thread started by the ruler of Hades to bring back from the dead! coincidence??? i think not! this has something to do with the dead birds in Arkansas I just know it!!!
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2011-01-06, 1:40 PM #19
additionally the term "Jive Turkey" may have been coined by famous jazz trumpeter Dizzy Gillespie! and while he was from South Carolina, a distant relative of his once traveled to Arkansas! (possibly) Things are becoming clearer now, yes!? Obviously the only logical conclusion is that the dark lord of the underworld hired spambots through our very own forums to destroy jazz music!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-01-06, 2:38 PM #20
wat
DO NOT WANT.
2011-01-06, 7:57 PM #21
I know it's a devious conspiracy! I was shocked too...
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