Well, first I cloned myself 300 times over.

Can you guess which is the real me?


Then, I took a dip in the blue-green energy fall in a big place called bespin_undercity... I think...


Then left Jan all on her own as I spun my gun as if nothing...



Tamed a minemonster...

They can be strong when they want to...


Made a Howler punch someone at super-speed...



Threw away some garbage...



...a dozen monsters...



...And defeated Desann with some help from a few friends...



Basically, just another day at work...

I don't suppose that the cheats 'npc spawn' and 'setforceall' and 'notarget' would work in MP, would they?

/Edward
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Just taking care of business... - Kyle

/Edward

Nope. There IS a way to get humanoid npcs in multiplayer, but they're stinky

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Uh...how is this a showcase?

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The Matrix: Unplugged

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

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Death awaits you with a pancake on its head.

How is this a showcase?
Simple! I'm showing you what I've been up to! OK, no editing done... Just cheating...



Humanoid I know... Add bot. But what about minemonsters, mouses, galak_mechs, r2/r5d2s, protocols, gliders, gonks, remotes, probes, sentrys, interrogator, marks, atsts... None humanoid... I found it fun with a pet minemonster... Would love to have one eat up another player... Or at least try...

/Edward

Go away.

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The Matrix: Unplugged

He's showcasing HOW TO HAVE FUN IN JO, a simple task that eludes most Massassians.

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Have a good one,
Freelancer

You sir, must have the worst computer in the world.

Even MY comp can play JO smoothly.

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Massassian since: March 12, 2001

[=-"The hardest thing is to forgive, but God does;
Even if you murdered or robbed, years wrong, but God loves;
Take one step toward him, he takes two toward you;
Even when all else fail, God supports you." - Nas-=]

800Mhz laptop, I know... I hope... One day... I get a Thz computer (Tera hz)... Until then... I'll gradually be climbing... with a couple of years inbetween...

/Edward

No, not bots, NPCs. But they have to be humanoid because they use the human animations when you spawn them, so they have to have the human skeleton or else it'll crash the game... and like I said, they suck. They're immune to force powers and they don't have any control path at all so they're totally stupid; they just kinda wander around in oblivion and run into walls and stuff

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Uh...I do everything he's posted every day. It's not exactly a secret.

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The Matrix: Unplugged

Ah, but with what attitude?

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Have a good one,
Freelancer

It isn't possible. As stated in this very thread.

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

*You can with mods

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

Someone should delete this topic. It's a waste of space.

JediKirby

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"I was driving along listening to the radio, when Judas Priest comes on. It was 'You've got another thing coming.' All of a sudden, I enter 'VICE CITY RAMAGE MODE' and nearly ran some guy over"
- ]-[ellequin

The same could be said about your threads, jEDIkIRBY. They may be real showcases, but these are more entertaining than your supposed "weapon models". And your level? Oh god...

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

Someone should calm down, also.

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

I mean, really. We don't need to know that you think it's useless, stop playing mini-admin.

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

Yeah, didn't somebody of authority say something about not acting like you decide what gets locked or deleted?