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The Lone Sperm
2003-12-22, 3:27 PM #1
A story a few friends and I made up, we drew a few comics. It's basically the story of The Lone Sperm and Bi-Rath Kantral..Bi-Rath is a birth control pill that tries to kill The Lone Sperm. It's pretty cool, we made the comic strips with the Sperm just wandering then out of nowhere ninja stars come flying at him, so he does some matrix moves to dodge them, then he shoots the stars with his revolver. and after all this the Lone Sperm looks up to the mountains only to see a myserious shadow! OMGz! I love cliches...And I know you don't so shut up.. We actually showed the comics to our health teacher...w00 2 extra points on a quiz...

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I once knew a man from Nantucket....isn't that just dandy?

[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited December 22, 2003).]
Think while it's still legal.
2003-12-22, 3:34 PM #2
Phrellin awesome XD
A li'l color and maybe some sophistication and you have it made

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2003-12-22, 3:47 PM #3
Phrellin?

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I once knew a man from Nantucket....isn't that just dandy?
Think while it's still legal.
2003-12-22, 4:03 PM #4
Farscape term.

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2003-12-22, 4:14 PM #5
Heh, that's great.

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2003-12-22, 4:41 PM #6
Er. Birth control pills don't kill sperm.
Warhead[97]
2003-12-22, 4:54 PM #7
hey, who's comic strip is it...thats right... MINE! Birth Control pills will kill sperm if I tell them to...plus he has a funky chinese lookin' hat... so laugh..then slap your knee.

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[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited December 22, 2003).]
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2003-12-22, 5:05 PM #8
Okay! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
Warhead[97]
2003-12-22, 5:57 PM #9
Someone post a picture of his cousin, Neil.

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2003-12-22, 6:23 PM #10
AHAHAHAHHA...I don't get it...and I don't want to.

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2003-12-22, 7:03 PM #11
Neil > the lone sperm.

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oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum
2003-12-23, 1:30 AM #12
Maybe his rival should be an STD instead.

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2003-12-23, 3:47 AM #13
[http://gas.outlaw-inc.com/imagecorner/26/5.jpg]

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Retsam of Rod-Nog (This IS[/b] SAJN_Master)

[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited December 23, 2003).]
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2003-12-23, 4:56 AM #14
[http://www.tag-board.com/smilies/pirate.gif]

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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'
2003-12-23, 7:05 AM #15
<3 S51

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2003-12-23, 7:06 AM #16
dotdotdot

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2003-12-23, 4:06 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Rod-Nog:
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congratulations.



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saberopus
oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum
2003-12-23, 4:10 PM #18
It's a boy.

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2003-12-24, 8:57 AM #19
Why is your screen so green?

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2003-12-24, 10:52 AM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by happydud:
Why is your screen so green?

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my question exactly

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2003-12-24, 4:02 PM #21
I bet he did something stupid, like take a photograph of his screen and scan it.

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2003-12-24, 4:10 PM #22
My screen isn't green... I used the blur effect in Microsoft Photo Editor and for some reason it came out all green...

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