These may be slightly offensive if you understand the jokes, so be warned. It still doesn't have any swearing.

Dot Dot Dot
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Your Guide To Wonderland

JediKirby

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"I was driving along listening to the radio, when Judas Priest comes on. It was 'You've got another thing coming.' All of a sudden, I enter 'VICE CITY RAMAGE MODE' and nearly ran some guy over"
- ]-[ellequin

And I get bashed for makeing comics.

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SAJN_Master had sticky Shift button - wrote 179 lines in CAPS.
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Don't start.



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"I was driving along listening to the radio, when Judas Priest comes on. It was 'You've got another thing coming.' All of a sudden, I enter 'VICE CITY RAMAGE MODE' and nearly ran some guy over"
- ]-[ellequin

P.S. Tis' a Necropedophiliac.

P.S.S. I could have SWORN that I created the Trawn character in the other comics.

P.S.S.S. The MJ jokes are so old they are like really old. Most jokes based on semi-current events don't have the same humor as some fresh idea that you just randomly got while eating supper or something, because one they are worn out, and two MJ jokes are just to easy, so something about children is to be expected.

P.S.S.S.S. You should use a bigger text, or a different program, becasue the text is hard to see with the heavy JPEG compression


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SAJN_Master had sticky Shift button - wrote 179 lines in CAPS.
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My last comic before these included Thrawn and I becomming Cel-Shaded, I'll post it if you'd like.

JediKirby

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"I was driving along listening to the radio, when Judas Priest comes on. It was 'You've got another thing coming.' All of a sudden, I enter 'VICE CITY RAMAGE MODE' and nearly ran some guy over"
- ]-[ellequin

teh funneh!

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

I guess it's along the lines of references to "The time Dale Earnhardt crashed the Space Shuttle Columbia into the Twin Towers," either you think it's funny or you think it's sick.

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Duel Zero : Released the beta. Probably the end of it. Not to worry though, I'm working on Randsaber, which is a lot better.

P.S.S.S.S.S. It seems that many of your comics have some reference to a penis or some sexual thing like that. Most humor isn't found in dirty things. For example the Comics in the sunday papers can be very funny sometimes and they don't really talk about castration or pedophiles or anything like that.

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SAJN_Master had sticky Shift button - wrote 179 lines in CAPS.
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go... away?

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"I was driving along listening to the radio, when Judas Priest comes on. It was 'You've got another thing coming.' All of a sudden, I enter 'VICE CITY RAMAGE MODE' and nearly ran some guy over"
- ]-[ellequin

P.S.S.S.S.S.S. I am just trying to make your comics NOT SUCK. So I am actually giveing advice not just bashing everything that I see like some people do in my threads. Takeing advice is a good thing. Seriously child molestation, pedophiles, and castration AREN'T THAT FUNNY. no let me correct myself they AREN'T funny. Use everyday topics. Just anyhting from a conversation with a friend to the nasty stuff you ate at lunch in school today. Humor is usually a spur of the moment thing not a forced thing. Usually the cleaner the joke is the funnier it will be. Many times comic strips don't require words to be funny. Expressions can be golden, thats where character development and editing comes in.

That is the problem with my comics, I will make them and the people that find them funny say "good job", the people that don't say "You suck", but they usually never give a suggestion to make it better, so my comics never developed beyond a certian humor stage. Here I am giveing suggestions. Be greatful.

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SAJN_Master had sticky Shift button - wrote 179 lines in CAPS.
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[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited January 15, 2004).]

Comming from the funniest man on the planet, I almost have to take your advice, don't I? Oh wait almost.

That must be that funny spur of the moment thing you were talking about?

JediKirby

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"I was driving along listening to the radio, when Judas Priest comes on. It was 'You've got another thing coming.' All of a sudden, I enter 'VICE CITY RAMAGE MODE' and nearly ran some guy over"
- ]-[ellequin

No. It's not.

Child like comebacks and flames are usually not funny. Especially in a comic. Unless your comic is specified twoards a younger age group, which I can see it is not.

(And FYI, in my school I am considered one of the funniest people. That is why I am a lead script writer in our drama club.)

And you don't HAVE to take anyones advice.. I mean if your being shot at by a man, my advice would be to shoot back, but you dont HAVE to...unless your like Vash the Stampede.

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[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited January 15, 2004).]

It's Neverland.

uuuuuh.... exactly. (?)

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"I was driving along listening to the radio, when Judas Priest comes on. It was 'You've got another thing coming.' All of a sudden, I enter 'VICE CITY RAMAGE MODE' and nearly ran some guy over"
- ]-[ellequin

This thread is so retarded.

Whine whine whine Gondorboy....

The comics are not bad and pretty funny indeed.

And for me, it's only my opinion that means anything.

Bleh.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

Good Work, n00b!!!! BWHAHAHAAHA
You're a N00b! n0000000b!

No its funny, a tad sick and edgy what with child rape, which I dont find too amusing, still, worth a look.

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"It was a slap in the face, how quickly I was replaced".
"Do you remember telling me you'd hold me until you died (until you died)... well you're still alive"

"I just love it when you stick your tongue in my brain, darling"

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Awesome stuff, Kirby. I told you you needed to make more! ±D

Oh, and.. PUT ME IN ONE [/obsessed]

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.

You're the lead scripter for drama because you're funny.

That's like being high in the French military ranks for your skill in offensive tactics.

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Duel Zero : Released the beta. Probably the end of it. Not to worry though, I'm working on Randsaber, which is a lot better.

Careful now. Nobody likes a French basher. It's real old.

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"It was a slap in the face, how quickly I was replaced".
"Do you remember telling me you'd hold me until you died (until you died)... well you're still alive"

"I just love it when you stick your tongue in my brain, darling"

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

I found the comics funny still, the first one was kidna like something you'd find on penny arcade or something... I could see gabe and tycho talking about that...

the second one... golden... he thinks MJ is a ride... and the right size for him... hehehe

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Inter arma silent leges

they're funny, especially the first one, rod-nog, to be completely honest, you have not demonstrated your funniness once in all the time i have been at massassi.

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mmm, smells like something burning.

You should get out more.

"You're the lead scripter for drama because you're funny." <- not Drama as in the genre, Drama as in the whole theater play kind of stuff.

I can bet my life that If I posted my comics for the first time under a totally different name, I'd get "Thats funny" from atleast a few more people. But here at massassi people seem to have a problem with forgiveing or forgeting the past, so they dont judge my comics, they judge me. And these comics I am judgeing them by being comics, not by JediKirby. And I think they aren't funny. They are sloppy and the first comic was something cazor said in #massassi and everyone has read it so..it's old. And MJ jokes are just so OLD!

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Good god, I'm ugly.

Nice comics, Kirby.

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
-------@%

The Matrix: Unplugged

I'm a C4D b****!

i prefer to rate jokes on their funniness, not on whats "old" or "in" thats just stupid.

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mmm, smells like something burning.

old jokes defined by me are any joke that we have all seen a million times.

And humor doesn't need to be dirty or risk4y.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike

It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash

Nice work, Kirb!

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BV's rendition of Titanic: Let's have sex. I won't let go. I don't need this stone.
The End.
~ Wolfy

Sorry, but P-A is miles above these.

The joke in the first one is older than Dick Clark. Not funny anymore.

The second one I found mildly amusing.

Heh, heh, he said wang.


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BV's rendition of Titanic: Let's have sex. I won't let go. I don't need this stone.
The End.
~ Wolfy

[This message has been edited by BV (edited January 17, 2004).]

All I have to say is, it's 'pppppps'.... POST-POST-POST-SCRIPT... not like 'post script script script'

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saberopus
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wtf?

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"I was driving along listening to the radio, when Judas Priest comes on. It was 'You've got another thing coming.' All of a sudden, I enter 'VICE CITY RAMAGE MODE' and nearly ran some guy over"
- ]-[ellequin

He meant Rod-Nogs "P.S.S.S.S." to you.

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.

ah...

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"I was driving along listening to the radio, when Judas Priest comes on. It was 'You've got another thing coming.' All of a sudden, I enter 'VICE CITY RAMAGE MODE' and nearly ran some guy over"
- ]-[ellequin