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I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor...
2004-01-14, 9:35 PM #1
[http://sine.geekvision.net/snail-razor.jpg]

...That’s my dream. That’s my
nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor..and surviving.

Fans of Apocalypse Now will recognize the reference.
A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.

A major source of objection to a free economy is precisely that it gives people what they want instead of what a particular group thinks they ought to want. Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.

art
2004-01-15, 2:16 AM #2
*poke*

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2004-01-15, 2:48 AM #3
Cool. What did you utilize in order to create this image?
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2004-01-15, 5:02 AM #4
A snail and a razor, I'd guess.

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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'
2004-01-15, 5:47 AM #5
Wow. That looks incredible, Sine.

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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-01-15, 5:49 AM #6
Salt is a lot more effective.

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2004-01-15, 7:22 AM #7
[http://kakak.ath.cx/ubuu/gbkfrown.gif]

j/k

that is really cool. very out-of-the-ordinary, but nicely done. stuff like that is my cup of tea.

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2004-01-15, 7:32 AM #8
OMG IT'S A CUUT SNEIL

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2004-01-15, 2:19 PM #9
If the snail was small enough, it might be able to traverse the blade without getting ripped apart [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] . . .

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2004-01-15, 3:42 PM #10
Wow. I just think it would look nicer if the blade had less of an incline, and you just said "edge of a razor". But that's just me.

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-01-15, 4:44 PM #11
But that's not the quote!
A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.

A major source of objection to a free economy is precisely that it gives people what they want instead of what a particular group thinks they ought to want. Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.

art
2004-01-15, 7:21 PM #12
NICE. Did you paint that or what?

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2004-01-15, 7:24 PM #13
Yeah, tablet in Photoshop
A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.

A major source of objection to a free economy is precisely that it gives people what they want instead of what a particular group thinks they ought to want. Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.

art
2004-01-16, 6:33 AM #14
Fine, but the razor should still have less of an incline.

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-01-16, 12:19 PM #15
[http://sine.geekvision.net/snail-razor%202.jpg]
A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.

A major source of objection to a free economy is precisely that it gives people what they want instead of what a particular group thinks they ought to want. Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.

art
2004-01-16, 12:34 PM #16
I feel that snail's pain.

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2004-01-16, 1:32 PM #17
That's a friggin' huge blade. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it || The Link of the Dead
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-01-16, 1:45 PM #18
Or a really small hand. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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I carry the heavy burden of immortality. This curse forces me to watch as my friends, family and all others age and die, while I stay exactly the same...
I carry the heavy burden of immortality. This curse forces me to watch as my friends, family and all others age and die, while I stay exactly the same...
2004-01-16, 2:19 PM #19
It's a thick blade.

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-01-16, 2:20 PM #20
Gary!!!! *mreow*

<Sine_Nomen> http://forums.massassi.net/html/Forum5/HTML/010900.html <-- please comment

Sexy. I see a snail..umm yeah it's like 3am..give me a break.........of that kit kat bar! Nice snail or something..God I need sleep.

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.

[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited January 16, 2004).]
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2004-01-16, 6:29 PM #21
Blade is too big and too thick, clearly not a razor.

On another note, why are you constantly wasted?

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2004-01-16, 6:30 PM #22
Yeah, and drunk.... *looks around* *dodges rotten fruits and a cat* ......What? It was a jok...*dodges bullets*

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-16, 6:48 PM #23
yeah osrars its almost like it's not supposed to be 100% completely ultra accurate fancy that.

also i am NOT WASTED AND I RESENT THE IMPLICATION
A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.

A major source of objection to a free economy is precisely that it gives people what they want instead of what a particular group thinks they ought to want. Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.

art
2004-01-16, 10:13 PM #24
I hate snails.
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2004-01-18, 7:20 AM #25
I don't know why, but the second pic reminds me of some concept art from Deus Ex II: Invisible War

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Americans call it "Tuna Fish". Canadians call it "Tuna". We just assume that it's a fish.

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