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They're filthy little thieves!
2004-01-18, 12:47 PM #1
Gollum. First my impression will play, then the actual quote from the film will play.

http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/filthy.wav

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-18, 12:51 PM #2
very nice. I'm impressed with your wide range of voices.

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gree gree.
2004-01-18, 12:53 PM #3
What are you talking about?

*COUGH* http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/20voices.wav *SNEEZE*

/wipes nose.

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-18, 1:10 PM #4
That Gollum is impressive

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-01-18, 1:12 PM #5
fairly good, although it lacks some agression and its a little flat at some points... good show

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mmm, smells like something burning.
2004-01-18, 1:24 PM #6
Yeah, I can't really let myself go, because my parents are home so :P It's embarassing!

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-18, 1:41 PM #7
just start talking that way to them, you'll get a free cat scan!

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mmm, smells like something burning.
2004-01-18, 2:02 PM #8
Wow we could sure use your talent over at AOTCTC Attack of the CLones TC email me at darklord@aotctc.com visir us at http://www.aotctc.com

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Co-Team Leader, Lead Sound Editor, and Voice Actor of Attack of the Clones TC or AOTCTC
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2004-01-18, 2:14 PM #9
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/gollumAIM.wav

Enjoy. I don't know if you find it funny. I did.

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-18, 2:20 PM #10
OMGZ PRESHOSS LOL!!!1

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My signature puts the 'hat' in 'phat'.
2004-01-18, 2:21 PM #11
Would have been better if it was "550/male/misty mountains" for gollum.

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2004-01-18, 2:22 PM #12
It's just showing that on AOL everyone liez!!!! Gollum even lies to himself! that bast***!!!

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-18, 2:43 PM #13
1.) Comment/Whatever about my origional post (The gollum impression)
2.) Give me something to say and a voice (NO specific actors or anything) and I will see if I can do it.. I need practice!

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-18, 4:05 PM #14
say (even though you said no voices, do it in a formal-type)
Gondor has no pants
GONDOR NEEDS NO PANTS

I think thats dumb, but you do like saying it, so, uh, whatever
2004-01-18, 4:09 PM #15
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/Nopants.wav

PhearTheSpork : Do a gollum and smeagol convo. "welcome to mcdonalds can I take your order."

http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/mcring.wav (Contains swears WARNING)

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.

[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited January 18, 2004).]
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-18, 4:30 PM #16
Damn, that's good

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2004-01-18, 4:35 PM #17
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/caffine.wav

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-18, 8:11 PM #18
Well done

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-01-19, 2:51 AM #19
Awesome.

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2004-01-19, 12:32 PM #20
Show them your great Yoda.

"Hard to see, the future is..."

"Do, or do not. There is no try."

"Interesting..."

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2004-01-19, 12:36 PM #21
The only thing I can say in Yoda-Speak is "You will be"... when Luke says he's not afraid.

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2004-01-19, 12:46 PM #22
Fantastic, the AIM and MCDonalds ones were hilarious

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2004-01-19, 12:55 PM #23
AUSTIN. POWERS.

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2004-01-19, 3:59 PM #24
Arr yer gunna hafta wait. I got me some midtermz

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-20, 2:23 PM #25
You win.

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All the prism in the world couldn't make hue.
2004-01-20, 2:25 PM #26
Indeed I do. Don't post anymore request here, do it in the discussion forum..on ma thread..this is just for "OMGz TEH GOLLUM j00 are teh good!"

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV

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