The battle of Jutland, more specifically. I just love this battle. We were studying it recently in my history class, and it's just awesome. I decided to try an ABAB rhyming scheme. (Note- Some of the rhymes need to be stretched a bit, or said in a different way than normal to work.. but I wanted it that way. Things like that piss my english teacher off so much, and I really can't stand her, so I get on her nerves like that.)
The Battle of Jutland
The Battle of Jutland
Taught those damn Germans a lesson.
British knocked them on their butts an'
Caused the admiral to start sweatin'.
Sink, sank, sunk
British and German both.
Their ships turned into junk
And away the sailors rowth.
England lost fourteen and Germany eleven
When the dreadnoughts and cruisers clashed.
The bread of the Germans was not yet levened
When their only naval fleet was mashed.
The end of the War at Sea this was
British supremecy proven once more.
No one picked up on the buzz
And thus few were left to clean up the gore.
------------------
[19:59] Happy "Liar liar" dud: This is arguably one of the lowest points in my life.
[20:00] Happy "Liar liar" dud: I'm sitting here infront of my two computers wearing shorts and with no shirt, eating potato salad and orange juice, debating the existance of pants.
[This message has been edited by happydud (edited April 15, 2004).]
[This message has been edited by happydud (edited April 15, 2004).]
The Battle of Jutland
The Battle of Jutland
Taught those damn Germans a lesson.
British knocked them on their butts an'
Caused the admiral to start sweatin'.
Sink, sank, sunk
British and German both.
Their ships turned into junk
And away the sailors rowth.
England lost fourteen and Germany eleven
When the dreadnoughts and cruisers clashed.
The bread of the Germans was not yet levened
When their only naval fleet was mashed.
The end of the War at Sea this was
British supremecy proven once more.
No one picked up on the buzz
And thus few were left to clean up the gore.
------------------
[19:59] Happy "Liar liar" dud: This is arguably one of the lowest points in my life.
[20:00] Happy "Liar liar" dud: I'm sitting here infront of my two computers wearing shorts and with no shirt, eating potato salad and orange juice, debating the existance of pants.
[This message has been edited by happydud (edited April 15, 2004).]
[This message has been edited by happydud (edited April 15, 2004).]