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Its that random things that are the funniest
2004-08-05, 7:58 PM #1
Hehe. Muffin.

Anyway, its not mine, but I thought i'd share it with the community. This small 64k EXE sends instructions to your video card, and then renders a 3D engine in real time that uses advanced lighting and scrolling text (also uses a form of frame buffer destortion).

Enjoy!

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2004-08-05, 8:14 PM #2
This one works but that other one thats a game wont, how interesting.

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2004-08-06, 12:49 AM #3
That game thing worked fine for me (forgot what its name was)

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2004-08-06, 4:03 AM #4
It uses DirectX. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2004-08-06, 5:49 AM #5
.kkrieger? I wish I had a cool name like .kkrieger. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-08-06, 6:57 AM #6
Very nice... 64K only! Hm... With this technology, one could probebly stuff Half-Life onto a floppy! And URU wouldn't be so BLOODY BIG!

/Edward
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2004-08-06, 9:11 AM #7
Wasn't really ADVANCED lighting techniques... There were many errors.

I don't know, it seems pretty cool that they stuffed a pre-rendered movie onto an exe and it was only 64k, but I honestly don't think any of that was real-time, or any of it was rendered before my eyes.

JediKirby

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2004-08-06, 10:29 AM #8
Kirby, I want you to download .kkrieger (96kb) and see if you dare make that statement again.

download location: http://www.theprodukkt.com/kkrieger.html



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Call me Vedder.
Author of A Pirate's Tale (Mots SP)& Co-Author of The Darkest Thing (JK SP)
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<phantom> You're always going to be aloser if you attempt to aspire to massassi standards.
<phantom> They're a bunch of socially inadequate <beep> whores who have little or no lives.
APT 1, 2, 3/4, 5/6
TDT
DMDMD

http://veddertheshredder.com
2004-08-06, 11:06 AM #9
It was interesting, I'll give them that. At least this one ran, the other never does for me. However, after about 3 minutes of that, it began to be very nausiating (sp?). Too much camera spinning, and too much techno stuff that was "meh" at best.

Still... interesting.

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2004-08-06, 2:34 PM #10
OK, you're right, NOW I want to know how they did it...

JediKirby

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2004-08-06, 3:37 PM #11
That is ****ing incredible. 64KB. And this one actually ran smoothly.
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2004-08-06, 5:41 PM #12
[http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/big/Duhard.gif]
What? You said random was funniest. <.<
DO NOT WANT.
2004-08-06, 5:45 PM #13
I didn't laugh. It was more of a, "WTF? O_o".

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Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me,
You told them all I was crazy,
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, God damn you.
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Frogblast the Vent-Core!
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-08-06, 9:04 PM #14
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
It uses DirectX. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]</font>


What's your point?

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2004-08-07, 2:51 AM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
OK, you're right, NOW I want to know how they did it...

JediKirby

</font>


Simple. Everything is code. EVERYTHING. There is no compressed images, there is no compressed sounds, there is no compressed models. Everything is created via very complex, and accurate calculations, which at runtime, compiles all of the materials for the program.

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2004-08-07, 10:46 AM #16
He must use NViDiA

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2004-08-07, 12:56 PM #17
Additional... Reading the topic, the first line put in, and watching Trigun, made me think of something fun... Trigun - 12- Diablo - ...it's muffin!

I'll never understand that girl...

[/random things]

[This message has been edited by Edward (edited August 07, 2004).]
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2004-08-07, 1:04 PM #18
that's pretty badass.

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