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New RPG game mode for TMU
2004-08-09, 8:52 PM #1
The TMU RPG game mode will feature all your favorite characters, complete with over 100 hours of recorded dialogue! Here's a sample:

Agent Smith.

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Map-Review | My Portfolio | The Matrix: Unplugged

Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.
2004-08-09, 8:54 PM #2
You're so silly.

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:master::master::master:
2004-08-09, 9:00 PM #3
That's Cazor, not me.

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I swear.

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Map-Review | My Portfolio | The Matrix: Unplugged

Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.
2004-08-09, 11:25 PM #4
Lousy... Voice... and mic... Voice didn't sound like Smith.

/Edward


[This message has been edited by Edward (edited August 10, 2004).]
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2004-08-09, 11:53 PM #5
I pray that Bill Cosby hurts you.

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omnia mea mecum porto
2004-08-10, 7:11 AM #6
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Roach:
I pray that Bill Cosby hurts you.

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I was gonna say the same thing...

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The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-08-10, 7:17 AM #7
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Edward:
Lousy... Voice... and mic... Voice didn't sound like Smith.

/Edward


[This message has been edited by Edward (edited August 10, 2004).]</font>



Wow. You missed the point.

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2004-08-10, 7:26 AM #8
Bill Cosby touched me...

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My Xanga
2004-08-10, 1:27 PM #9
Oh yea! I remember this scene! That was one of the director's cuts from Revolutions... I can't believe you're trying to take credit for actual movie footage like this! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-08-11, 12:17 PM #10
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Edward:
Lousy... Voice... and mic... Voice didn't sound like Smith.

/Edward


[This message has been edited by Edward (edited August 10, 2004).]</font>


I guess the file name wasnt hint enough for you...

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2004-08-12, 11:04 AM #11
Yeah. because people from SWEDEN can tell spot on that this is a Bill Cosby impersonation, even though it's badly recorded with plenty of pops and clicks. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2004-08-13, 5:04 PM #12
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Edward:
Lousy... Voice... and mic... Voice didn't sound like Smith.

/Edward


[This message has been edited by Edward (edited August 10, 2004).]</font>


Wasn't supposed to. Cazor used his Bill Cosby as Agent Smith recording in that silly video.




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Nouveau Vintage
2004-08-13, 6:42 PM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Seb:
Yeah. because people from SWEDEN can tell spot on that this is a Bill Cosby impersonation, even though it's badly recorded with plenty of pops and clicks. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

</font>


Of course the FILENAME doesn't mean jack. Right?

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D E A T H
2004-08-13, 6:50 PM #14
...

That sounded NOTHING like Cosby at all. Last time I head him, he didn't sound like a druggie whose entire mouth was numb.


Or am I missing a further joke here...

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Last Stand
2004-08-14, 8:13 AM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Edward:
Lousy... Voice... and mic... Voice didn't sound like Smith.

/Edward


[This message has been edited by Edward (edited August 10, 2004).]</font>



LOL UR SOOo DUM!!! HEAY WE NAED 6 MEor PPL TO FILL OUR QUOTA!1

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Moo.
2004-08-14, 2:52 PM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
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That sounded NOTHING like Cosby at all. Last time I head him, he didn't sound like a druggie whose entire mouth was numb.


Or am I missing a further joke here...

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It wasnt meant to sound completely like bill cosby, only a bit of it and cazor's OWN way of impersonating it to make it more comical.


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<GothiX> Jenny = goddess
* GothiX <3 Jenny
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Projects:
-The Matrix Unplugged: http://ut2k3net.com/cazor

Companies:
-Hi-Fi Entertainment: http://www.hifi-entertainment.com
-Capcom USA: www.capcom.com
2004-08-15, 6:03 PM #17
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jenny_Kitty:
It wasnt meant to sound completely like bill cosby, only a bit of it and cazor's OWN way of impersonating it to make it more comical.


</font>


Ok... I didn't find it funny.

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Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me,
You told them all I was crazy,
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, God damn you.
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Frogblast the Vent-Core!
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-08-15, 7:12 PM #18
Okay...you don't have to? I didn't find it very funny either, you don't have to try and slam it into the ground. It's a several year old impression when Cazor did an impression of Cosby doing an impression of Smith.

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-08-15, 7:27 PM #19
When you need to explain a joke, you know the joke has failed.

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2004-08-15, 7:30 PM #20
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Emon:
Okay...you don't have to? I didn't find it very funny either, you don't have to try and slam it into the ground. It's a several year old impression when Cazor did an impression of Cosby doing an impression of Smith.

</font>


To be more specific, it was an exercise in ICARUS scripting--the humor wasn't meant to come from the impression itself, but that it was coming directly from Smith's mouth. Apparently that didn't go over well either. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.

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