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The Lone Sperm Teaser Comic

2004-08-16, 7:35 AM #1

SAJN

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Some one you may remember The Lone Sperm and Bi-Rath Kantral (His enemy, the Birth Control pill!) Now I kniow birth control pills don't kill sperm but this is just a little comic >.<

Here is an unfinished teaser for everyone [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

FINAL BELOW

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Think while it's still legal.

2004-08-16, 7:44 AM #2

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You scare me.

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2004-08-16, 7:49 AM #3

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I'm afraid to click the picture.......

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2004-08-16, 7:55 AM #4

JediKirby

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Anyone ever see 'Sperm Wars?'

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2004-08-16, 11:04 AM #5

SAJN

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Quote:

I'm afraid to click the picture.......

You should be...

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Think while it's still legal.

2004-08-16, 12:03 PM #6

MaxisReed

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Retitle it the Lame Sperm and it'll be correct.

Come on...there are better jokes.

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2004-08-16, 12:18 PM #7

SAJN

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Episode 1: Page 1

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Think while it's still legal.

2004-08-16, 2:22 PM #8

MaxisReed

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Okay, I go back on the previous comment, that's a pretty neat idea to shoot through the stars.

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2004-08-16, 2:55 PM #9

BobTheMasher

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But why? Why would he shoot THROUGH the stars? Also, HOW, if they are moving towards him witht he dangerous parts pointing at him, would the bullet go sideways through them and still hit his target?

And what's the second frame in the alst row all about?

And the last frame...are those still moving? are thsoe stars? is he surprised or concerned or something? What is going on?
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2004-08-16, 3:00 PM #10

JediKirby

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I want to know what the hell kind of a diet those rabbits are on in that last shot.

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2004-08-16, 3:02 PM #11

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o_0

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2004-08-16, 3:16 PM #12

Joseph T

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The comic lost me completely with the stars part...

2004-08-16, 3:25 PM #13

JediKirby

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So, if this is the teaser, the foreplay, does that mean the sex is going to be just as bad?

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2004-08-16, 3:35 PM #14

Freelancer

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I am confused.. how 'bout a little text/speech to make things a lot less confusing?

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2004-08-16, 3:51 PM #15

halucid

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What's there to understand? A giant sperm slithers around the desert shooting thru ninja stars. Happens all the time. Why would you throw stars at the guy? Well, you see a giant sperm bouncing by... you have a couple of ninja stars in yer pocket... I ask you... what would you do?

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2004-08-16, 3:53 PM #16

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So bad...

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2004-08-16, 4:02 PM #17

Zell

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Did you notice that the guy throwing stars at the sperm was a birth-control pill (albeit a really really big one, more like a horse-control pill...)? We all know birth control pills hate sperm... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2004-08-16, 4:15 PM #18

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

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Quote:

Now I kniow birth control pills don't kill sperm but this is just a little comic >.<

I'm all for pointing out how...uhh...special this comic thing is, but he did already address that issue.

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2004-08-16, 4:38 PM #19

JediKirby

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I was bored, shut up.

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2004-08-16, 4:48 PM #20

SAJN

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[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

I guess it's harder to get then I thought.

Block 1: The Lone Sperm notices a figure on the plateau

Block 2: We zoom in on it, revealing Bi-Rath Kantral

Block 3: Where the hell did he go??

Block 4:OMG NINJA STARS! But the Lone Ninja is badass and he just smirks

Block 5: he draws one gun

Block 6: we see the guns from the front point of view.
(There should be a shot of him jumping to the side before he shoots the ninja star, but I couldnt fit it.)
Block 7: He shoots...

Block 8: through the ninja star

Block 9: through the pills hat.

Block 10: He jumps up in the air and dodges the rest of the ninja stars using his flexible matrix like sperm body.

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2004-08-16, 4:51 PM #21

BobTheMasher

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Still makes no sense that he shoots through the side of a ninja star and hits the "thing" that threw them. Not that any of the rest of it makes sense.

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2004-08-16, 5:05 PM #22

SAJN

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Quote:

(There should be a shot of him jumping to the side before he shoots the ninja star, but I couldnt fit it.)
Block 7: He shoots...

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2004-08-16, 5:08 PM #23

BobTheMasher

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no, read my sentence again. If he done that he'd be firing it at a 90 degee angle to where they were thrown from.

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2004-08-16, 5:11 PM #24

SAJN

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Oh aye. Whatever it's only a silly Comic.

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2004-08-16, 8:26 PM #25

MaxisReed

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Through further investigation, The Lame Sperm would be funnier.

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2004-08-17, 1:49 AM #26

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The Lame Sperm

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2004-08-17, 4:12 AM #27

BobTheMasher

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Perfect.

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2004-08-17, 4:20 AM #28

ECHOMAN

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Quote:

Originally posted by Zuljin:
The Lame Sperm

O_o

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2004-08-17, 5:36 AM #29

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I am sooooo lost

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2004-08-17, 6:33 AM #30

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Quote:

Originally posted by Zuljin:
The Lame Sperm

<3

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2004-08-18, 12:17 AM #31

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I like Zully's

2004-08-18, 2:16 PM #32

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yeah, its very artistic and thought provoking.

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2004-08-18, 2:54 PM #33

herb

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Haha.