!!!UPDATED VERSION!!!

You might remember I posted this a while ago. This is version 3.0, with an extra verse and lots of fixits to make it flow smoother with the song.

Sung to the tune of Nena - 99 Red Balloons.

Palpatine in a little scrap shop
Builds a couple Death Stars with the metal he’s got
Send them off to the Rebel base
To go and tear up their lawn.
At Rebel base, radar and software
Flash the message, "Something's out there"
Floating in the Yavin sky
99 red Death Stars fly by.

Deadly Death Star comin' close
Coverin’ the Yavin Sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
Guess the Dantooine ploy didn't work...
The battlestation springs to life
Focuses that laser eye
Looming in the Yavin sky
As 99 red Death Stars go by.

All the Rebel commanders meet
"Run away?" "No, it's too late!"
They worry, worry, super-scurry
Call out the troopers in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The weak spot is two meters wide
As 99 red Death Stars fly by.

X-Wings fly into the air
They’re super high tech space fighters
Only one’s a superhero
Targeting computer off
With a saber at his side
He flies around destroying TIEs.
Exhaust port better say "goodbye"
As 99 Red Death Stars go by…

99 worlds I have had
In every one a red Death Star
It's all over and I'm scannin’ for life.
In the dust that was a planet (In the wreakage that was a ship?)
If I could find a souvenier
Just to prove a world was here...
And here it is, a red Death Star
I think of you and torpedo…


UPDATED VERSION.

I'm trying to get my friend to sing and record it ontop of the music, so we can get an audio version of it.

If he does it, I'll post it.

heheh

yay...

Wasn't the original 99 luftballons? Ah well.

I thought it was going to be like "99 bottles of beer on the wall".

99 Death Stars up in space
99 Deaaaath Staaaars
Call Red 5,
Explosion up high,
98 Death Stars up in space

Yes it was

UPDATED VERSION AT THE TOP OF THE THREAD.

In German, yes. The original song was in german, and then it was translated to English, and then covered about six billion times.

That is seriously awesome.

Pure gold!