Im not genneral on this forums but my friend fett
[lardguy ]told me I had to post this story here
so heres the story and I hope you enjoy it
ok heres the story
by crazy tom
once upon a time in some guys basement r2dr and djtiesto were all
like TRANCE pARTY!!!!
and so they invited and there friends and it was über and **** like
that and heres what
i think happened
Dj tiestos all like nyanna and r2s liek beep boop bop dee boop and
c3 like o gosh
is that a condom and hans like ya its for me and the princess u
dosh bag
so han a leigha are of doing there thing while lukes biznichingching about
how his hand got cut of
"oww you sliced of my hand" and all his x wing buddies who just
happned to be drunk are all
like stfu [dont evade word censor]
Then along comes vader and hes like voted for me all you vader
haters or ill choke you all with my
hand but i wont tuch you jus like in the movies
and then the cops come so the party is moved to some other guys
basement only this guys has broad band
so like ethan and lucas are a like lets dance so they did and then
along comes tim buckly *****in about
how ethan and lucas are somehow copywrighted or something
So this partys goign pretty good when along comes bad religion and
they all scream "BREAK OUT
THE PUNK BREAK OUT THE PUNK" and its all like infected
so r2s like beep boop and no one noes what hes sayings so he gets
kicked alot by some crazy penguin
who gets shot for supporting linux and then scott comes and hes
starts screaming about how ethan shot ted the farcking penguin and
every one else is like linux is t3h **** its sux0rs
and then im all liek im at barns n noble b1tch
and then my alverez is all like hey tom and im like wuts^
then i met this guy named fletcher and hes all like this band is so
good right and im like **** yeah and hen his g friend is all like
look its napoleon dynomite and im like yeah thats me
so then we listened to some my chemical romance and it was all gut
then i put on garbage can on logans head and hes all like
takthkjhaslhgpants!!
so i took off my pants and hes like no i said take this thing of my
head so i took it off and hes like what put your pants on ***** and
im like o so i did and yeah he shot me then with a golf club while
frolfing
yeah thats right
gmail is like teh ****
random rantage [I wont evade the word censor again]
steck is like the worst name ever even worse than wa****on
so i was like playing halo 2 and then gordan freeman is like [oh look at that, I evaded the word censor again]
play my game so im like no im gonna use my spin fuser to rip you a
new ritual aβhole and so i did and he screamed and then im all like
master cheif is my home boy and then some covenent b4stard shot me
with some stupid pathetic neddlers jobber and im like [censor] you shot
me and then along comes luke all *****ing about his hand and his dad
also nowen to many as vader was all like "SH(_)T THE [censor] UP AND JOIN
THE DARK SIDE [expletive]!!!!" so lukes all like i wanna go ride my land
speeder now and then max paynes all like want some ibuphrofein and
lukes all like hell yeah
so then luke and max are all like on some kida lsd trip and then
this piano players all like i cant play so ethan threw a copy a
maorrow wind at her and shes like what then i told her it was
because it was gonna be a long cold winter and that she might need
it but hen she hand a heart attack and then well MINTS!!!!!!!!
today is the best holiday ever its the juish holiday of lanuka and
thats were all the good little ju's get out the mad *** comps and
shove rail guns so far up there aβ that they have to see the
dentist to get fake teeth.
and **** and this is the story of how master cheif is really a girl
so one day master cheifs all like MOMMY CAN I GET A SEX CHANGE and
then it happend sad sad story
[lardguy ]told me I had to post this story here
so heres the story and I hope you enjoy it
ok heres the story
by crazy tom
once upon a time in some guys basement r2dr and djtiesto were all
like TRANCE pARTY!!!!
and so they invited and there friends and it was über and **** like
that and heres what
i think happened
Dj tiestos all like nyanna and r2s liek beep boop bop dee boop and
c3 like o gosh
is that a condom and hans like ya its for me and the princess u
dosh bag
so han a leigha are of doing there thing while lukes biznichingching about
how his hand got cut of
"oww you sliced of my hand" and all his x wing buddies who just
happned to be drunk are all
like stfu [dont evade word censor]
Then along comes vader and hes like voted for me all you vader
haters or ill choke you all with my
hand but i wont tuch you jus like in the movies
and then the cops come so the party is moved to some other guys
basement only this guys has broad band
so like ethan and lucas are a like lets dance so they did and then
along comes tim buckly *****in about
how ethan and lucas are somehow copywrighted or something
So this partys goign pretty good when along comes bad religion and
they all scream "BREAK OUT
THE PUNK BREAK OUT THE PUNK" and its all like infected
so r2s like beep boop and no one noes what hes sayings so he gets
kicked alot by some crazy penguin
who gets shot for supporting linux and then scott comes and hes
starts screaming about how ethan shot ted the farcking penguin and
every one else is like linux is t3h **** its sux0rs
and then im all liek im at barns n noble b1tch
and then my alverez is all like hey tom and im like wuts^
then i met this guy named fletcher and hes all like this band is so
good right and im like **** yeah and hen his g friend is all like
look its napoleon dynomite and im like yeah thats me
so then we listened to some my chemical romance and it was all gut
then i put on garbage can on logans head and hes all like
takthkjhaslhgpants!!
so i took off my pants and hes like no i said take this thing of my
head so i took it off and hes like what put your pants on ***** and
im like o so i did and yeah he shot me then with a golf club while
frolfing
yeah thats right
gmail is like teh ****
random rantage [I wont evade the word censor again]
steck is like the worst name ever even worse than wa****on
so i was like playing halo 2 and then gordan freeman is like [oh look at that, I evaded the word censor again]
play my game so im like no im gonna use my spin fuser to rip you a
new ritual aβhole and so i did and he screamed and then im all like
master cheif is my home boy and then some covenent b4stard shot me
with some stupid pathetic neddlers jobber and im like [censor] you shot
me and then along comes luke all *****ing about his hand and his dad
also nowen to many as vader was all like "SH(_)T THE [censor] UP AND JOIN
THE DARK SIDE [expletive]!!!!" so lukes all like i wanna go ride my land
speeder now and then max paynes all like want some ibuphrofein and
lukes all like hell yeah
so then luke and max are all like on some kida lsd trip and then
this piano players all like i cant play so ethan threw a copy a
maorrow wind at her and shes like what then i told her it was
because it was gonna be a long cold winter and that she might need
it but hen she hand a heart attack and then well MINTS!!!!!!!!
today is the best holiday ever its the juish holiday of lanuka and
thats were all the good little ju's get out the mad *** comps and
shove rail guns so far up there aβ that they have to see the
dentist to get fake teeth.
and **** and this is the story of how master cheif is really a girl
so one day master cheifs all like MOMMY CAN I GET A SEX CHANGE and
then it happend sad sad story
