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chaos script
2005-10-04, 6:30 PM #1
Hey guys, I need help coming up with ideas for a quick 30 second script (out of say lotr, starwars, pulp fiction or the like) where the scene starts out calm and there is a normal convo then boom something happens and then it climaxes closer and closer to annhiliation of the place then one of the characters ends with "the good news is i saved money on car insurance by switching to geico." The winner gets a recording of the final product and the proper credits :)
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
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me clan me mod
2005-10-04, 6:41 PM #2
Quote:
Stella: I don't know, it seems like a good idea to me.
Stella laughed.
Dave: You're disillusioned, as usual.
Dave replied with a mocking, casual tone.
Stella: Don't start with your drug awareness speeches again.
Dave: I'm just saying, I couldn't depend on my judgment when under the influence of anything.
Dave holds onto her wrist, and turns it over to reveal holes on her arms.
Stella: And you're so great? Don't think that you are so pure in thought. What about Lauren? She's a bigger influence on your thoughts than shooting heroin has ever been for me.
Stella's attempt to sound nonchalant is obvious, and futile. Dave sighs.
Dave: Lauren is the love of my life. She knows me better than anyone else. Her opinion is important to me.
Stella: Oh, please. Don't kid yourself, Dave. She's a freaking psycho. She tells you what you think. If I told you Heroin was my love, you might look at me like I'm looking at you right now. You let her hurt you more than my drugs hurt me, and you think you LOVE her?
Silence.
Dave: Well, there is good news.
Stella: What?
Dave: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.


I don't know, I threw it together off the top of my head.
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2005-10-04, 6:44 PM #3
hah, that's good. But I was looking for something more action oriented like

boom,
Picard: What's going on?
Chackotay: The death star just blew a hole in us.

Man, i'm so bad with scripts :(
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-10-04, 6:55 PM #4
Hahaha, tinny, that made me crack up, actually. Short and sweet. And the Geico bit is awesome, kirby. :D
DO NOT WANT.
2005-10-04, 7:28 PM #5
Quote:
Indiana Jones, Walter Donovan, and Elsa stumble upon a hidden chamber where the Holy Grail and the Grail Knight are residing. Walter stumbles around madly searching for the true Grail, while Elsa and Indy watch.

Grail Knight: Choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you.

Walter searches for a cup, picks one up from the selection, and drinks from it. He gasps, and starts to age dramatically, his hair turning white, cheek bones hollowing, and skin rotting, as his entire body eventually decays into a smoldering pile of bones which collapses in a heap on the floor. Elsa screams, and Indy holds her back.

Grail Knight: He chose poorly. But I do have good news: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

A hidden door revolves around from behind a wall, revealing a pimped out sports car with a Holy Grail logo paintjob on the hood and an inflatable Buddy Jebus sitting in the driver's seat.


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2005-10-04, 7:58 PM #6
You make me laugh..WHAN I HAVE FOOD IN MY MOUGH JERK!
2005-10-04, 9:05 PM #7
Two stormtroopers boarding the Millenium Falcon

TK-421:...So I say "Rectum? Nearly killed 'em!"
*troopers laugh*
*Chewbacca up behind them and knocks them down*
*Han walks in and holds troopers at gunpoint*
TK-421:Are...Are you going to kill us?
Han:Yes, but I have some great news! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! *shoots troopers*

Yeah, feel free to replace the first line. Just wrote down the first lame joke punchline I could think of.

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