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R2D2, stop that dirty talk right now!
2005-11-03, 4:23 PM #1
I am working on an animation at the moment....and umm....yes, it isn't really Massassi safe, so here is a picture for now that is safe. I'll post a scene from it later tonight once I finish touching it up, so here is a little teaser for now.

[http://www.glassofstfu.com/R2D2.jpg]
Think while it's still legal.
2005-11-03, 4:33 PM #2
i cant wait for the gay innuendo :em321:
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2005-11-03, 4:45 PM #3
Ruthven was so freaking right....

WARNING: The following script contains very immature jokes and sexual dialouge. Just for the record, most of the credit for the script goes to my friend Brandon (Not JG and not JK, some kid I know at school). We were in english and he said "What if R2D2 and C3P0...." 98.7% of you won't even smile at any of this for two reasons, 1: Most of you don't have a twisted sense of humor like I do, 2: It's 134,509,000 times funnier when my friend acts out the script with sound effects and all. Enjoy...if you can.

*R2D2 and C3P0 are walking along in Tatooine...*

R2D2: *bleep bleep bloop bleep bloop!*

C3P0: R2D2, stop that dirty talk right now!

R2D2: *bleep bleep bloop bleep bloop!*

C3P0: It is not.

R2D2: *bleep bleep bloop bleep bloop!*

C3P0: I will not prove it!

R2D2: *bleep bleep bloop bleep bloop!*

C3P0: Fine! If it will shut you up.

*camera zooms in on C3P0's crotch, which a small door opens, smoke and lightning exit the door in an overly dramatic opening...out of the door comes a small metal....you know*

R2D2: *bleep bleep bloop bleep bloop!*

*camera zooms in on R2D2's crotch, which a small door opens, and *pop* out comes a very very small metal....you know*

C3P0: See R2, I told you so...

*The camera starts to shake and a rumbling sound occurs*

* an entire star destroyer shoots out of R2D2's crotch*

*Zoom out to space where you can see the entire planet*

*R2's 'Destroyer' is so big you can see it sticking out of the planet*

*C3P0 flys past the camera in outterspace*

C3P0 - Aaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeetwoooooooo!

*still from the outterspace view, with the destroyer sticking out of the planet*

R2D2: WAAAAAAAAO!

*The 'destroyer' fires off a laser*

*Cut to credits*
Think while it's still legal.
2005-11-03, 5:59 PM #4
A shame such good art will go to waste. I mean, even if it's funny, that isn't HALF the quality of the drawing.
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2005-11-03, 6:12 PM #5
How come C-3PO's hips are covering up both of his legs?
2005-11-03, 7:11 PM #6
* an entire star destroyer shoots out of R2D2's crotch*

this line got me going :p
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2005-11-03, 7:23 PM #7
Fascinating
2005-11-03, 7:31 PM #8
Oh dear... :rolleyes:

I can't wait. :p
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-11-03, 8:25 PM #9
Originally posted by Final_Hope__:

I can't wait. :p

:P
2005-11-03, 8:47 PM #10
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