Long story short- I put on ROTK:EE tonight, changed my nick to Witch`King`of`Angmar and the fun started.

[quote=MB and Gebohq]
[03:20] <Gebohq> why is the Witch`King`of`Angmar in #teapot? <_<
[03:21] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> >.>
[03:21] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> I was bored
[03:21] <Gebohq> tired of slaying the Men of Gondor?
[03:21] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<(I came for your soul)
[03:22] <Gebohq> but my soul doesn't taste good
[03:22] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<(I brought spices)
[03:23] <Gebohq> it's not much of a soul either. pretty scrawny and small. besides, it's not mine
[03:24] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ..<(you dissappoint me)
[03:24] <Gebohq> sorry
[03:25] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<(Can I interest you in a ring of power?)
[03:25] <Gebohq> the others in #teapot have good souls though. I'd watch out for Ach though -- she might bring down your reign of terror
[03:25] <Gebohq> oooooooo
[03:25] <Gebohq> wait
[03:25] <Gebohq> shouldn't you be giving that ring of power to your Master?
[03:26] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( No no, king #7 quit. We need a replacement)
[03:27] <Gebohq> ah, it's not THE ring of power
[03:27] <Gebohq> just A ring of power
[03:27] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( its a really shiney one)
[03:27] <Gebohq> hrm, I dunno
[03:27] <Gebohq> it *is* shiney, but it ain't gonna get me into ladies' lockerrooms
[03:27] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( I have an etching tool if youd like me to etch a heart into it)
[03:28] <Gebohq> hearts aren't my thing, but it may make for a good present for a lady to woo them over
[03:29] <Gebohq> does it have a warranty?
[03:29] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Ive got a nice castle if youd like, you know... instead of the heart)
[03:29] <Gebohq> a castle etched into the ring? o_O
[03:30] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Waterfront Property on the Sea of Nurnen)
[03:30] <Gebohq> ah
[03:30] <Gebohq> does it have indoor plumbing?
[03:31] <Gebohq> and electricity? I need my Internet
[03:32] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Youll have to ask your landlord)
[03:33] <Gebohq> I'll have to have someone refinance/appraise the castle before I could think of accepting
[03:34] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( *sigh*)
[03:34] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Alright)
[03:34] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Did I mention you get some nifty robes?)
[03:35] <Gebohq> ooooo, I do love the robes
[03:35] <Gebohq> they're very stylin'
[03:35] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( We only have black at the moment)
[03:35] <Gebohq> I hear you get some pimpin' rides too
[03:36] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Yes yes, the Fell Beasts are quite nice)
[03:37] <Gebohq> are they high matainence?
[03:37] <Gebohq> and do they get good milage?
[03:38] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Nah, no matainence really. We have "people" for that)
[03:38] <Gebohq> sweet threads AND rides
[03:38] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( You can go pretty far as well... just not out of middle earth)
[03:39] <Gebohq> Middle Earth is quite an awesome place though
[03:39] <Gebohq> do I need to fill out any paperwork to get a ring of power?
[03:39] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Nope)
[03:39] <Gebohq> sweet
[03:40] <Gebohq> I'll take it!
[03:40] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Can you scream incredibly high pitched though?)
[03:40] <Gebohq> damnit
[03:40] <Gebohq> I'm a baritone
[03:40] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Oh dear me.)
[03:41] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Ill send a voice coach over. We'll see if you improve)
[03:41] <Gebohq> so I have to wait then?
[03:43] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Well you still need to check out the castle dont oyu?)
[03:43] <Gebohq> true
[03:43] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Excuse me, i just had a bit of an evil cough there)
[03:43] <Gebohq> perhaps you'd like a cough drop?
[03:44] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( I'll pass, i prefer to let the evil do its thing)
[03:45] <Gebohq> well, you should see a doctor if it persists
[03:45] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( I appreciate the concern)
[03:46] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( *cough* *evil* *cough*)
[03:48] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( You know what, ill be right back. Im going to head to my chambers and look for my evil supressant)
[03:49] <Gebohq> you know, it's a lot healthier to provide an outlet for that sort of thing. You suppress it, and it'll burst at the worst moment
[03:49] <Gebohq> like when being reviewed by your Master
[03:50] * Witch`King`of`Angmar stumbles back into the room
[03:50] * Witch`King`of`Angmar looks about swiftly
[03:50] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( I trip over these damned cloaks all the time)
[03:50] <Gebohq> all in the name of evil fashion
[03:51] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Oh no, he likes the bursts of evil. He just doesnt like the bursts of Modern Expressionist painting.)
[03:52] <Gebohq> that's arguably one of the most evil art forms of all
[03:52] <Gebohq> only second to Post-Modern Interpretive Danec
[03:52] <Gebohq> *Dance
[03:53] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Oh yes, it was only last year that #5 was nearly caught in the middle of his dance. Luckily for him Sauron had just poked himself in the eye)
[03:54] <Gebohq> how fortunate. So why did King #7 quit anyway?
[03:55] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Moved to the deserts south of Gondor to pursue a career in Belly Dancing with a gypsy he met whilst we were stalking the night.)
[03:55] <Gebohq> I take it he wasn't really dedicated to his job?
[03:57] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( He had his times.)
[03:57] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( But show him a little skin and he thinks shes going to marry him)
[03:57] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Just wait till she sees him, without that robe. YEESH. I dont think hes washed his armor in years)
[04:03] <Gebohq> ick
[04:06] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Anyway Sir Gebohq of.... where are you from anyway?)
[04:06] <Gebohq> Western Earth
[04:07] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Im not familiar with it, but it sounds smelly.)
[04:07] <Gebohq> that's why I'm interested in Middle Earth real estate
[04:13] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( That is a good point. Its prime property. Some hobbits though)
[04:13] <Gebohq> Damn hobbits.
[04:14] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( I stay indifferent to them. They dont bother me... much)
[04:15] <Gebohq> True. And they're not nearly as bad as elves.
[04:15] <Gebohq> They're like the French
[04:15] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( I know not of the French, but the name brings pain to my ears)
[04:16] <Gebohq> I began to realize that no matter where you look, elves always think they're better than everyone else. Why people look up to these stuck up bastards is beyond me. Sure, they're smart... but if I lived for several hundred years before finishing my teen years I'd be smart too. There's only so many freaking books in the world. And their best traits are "hating everyone" and "losing wars until they join forces with other races"
[04:17] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( Hm, you do indeed seem like you may be a fine addition to the wraiths.)
[04:18] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( I am looking forward to see how your vocal abilities improve)
[04:19] <Gebohq> And I'm looking forward to stylin' threads, pimpin' rides, and impressing the ladies.
[04:19] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( I will prepare these items for your arrival pending approval)
[04:19] <Gebohq>
[04:19] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( But now, I must return to Minas Morgul)
[04:20] <Witch`King`of`Angmar> ``<( I need to go find my rubber ducky)
[04:20] <Gebohq> A'ight. Laters.
[04:21] * Witch`King`of`Angmar gets onto the Fell Beast. The beast slowly strides off, opens its wings and flies away into the darkness[/quote]

FYI: The part about Elves should be credited to Antestarr, who wrote that for his AIM profile.

lol

hehe

We had a Melkor/Morthgoth to the undead forms of Morgoth and Sauron to the Istari before I went to bed, too (but in #massassi)

That's as entertaining as the war that took place in my backyard yesterday with SokMunkey and Jon`C.

Good stuff

I do what mb tells me to do!

I love it!

It reminds me of Good Omens.

I got halfway through and got bored.

Heh, and I was so bored I read it all. How ironic.

tofu's ADD.

And its the product of boredom!

Horray!

why is this in showcase

Geb banned it from the ISB >.>

Its not an interative story now is it?

Too bad there's no "post dumb things" forum.




Oh, wait.

I was trying to suggest the Gen. Discussion, but for some reason mb didn't want it there.