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Final Map!
2006-03-28, 8:30 PM #1
I've reached my technical peak with JK, and I'm ready to move on to another game for variety's sake. I've used the best textures I could find, and the best plug-ins available to make this the most furious gameplay ever brought to JK in map form. It's going to revolutionize the JK NF gunner's world, and set a new standard for mappers to come. It even features a cog that gives you the conc at spawn, so there's no need to scavange for ammo anymore. I've also used textures that have been tinted blue to make them look cool, and I did the same thing to some of the textures for the powerups. Here's my final map, CollarD GreenS:
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2006-03-28, 8:31 PM #2
omg that map rocks

asp == <3
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2006-03-28, 8:32 PM #3
P.S. this map will be on the hub as soon as I can get some BETA testing finished. Don't want to release maps with bugs or bad 3d0s. ;)
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2006-03-28, 8:35 PM #4
Not enough palm-trees or concs. You can never have too many concs; nevermind this cog business. I am going to own noobs in this leet nf gunz map!!!!
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2006-03-28, 10:46 PM #5
I usually don't post on the showcase forum, but that's totally swank. I love the lighting and dark bluuuue...
2006-03-28, 11:49 PM #6
Yes, maybe bananas

In other words, awesome.
2006-03-29, 12:59 AM #7
lol wut

i dunno, this map smells kinda beefy
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2006-03-29, 5:34 AM #8
Stabby stabby.
2006-03-29, 5:44 AM #9
Interesting.
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2006-03-29, 9:04 AM #10
WTF OMG THIS LEVEL IS SUCH A RIP OFF!

The colored-textures, the "cool" looking environment, the name CollarD Greens...
this map is such an obvious rip off of my Wastelands of the Mind level. You had better pay me royralties ASP.
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2006-03-29, 9:10 AM #11
OMG, somebody is ripping you off now!

I guess alot of people have read this post, cuz I just saw some projects that totally rip you off man! The guy uses all ur damn textures, stole your blue-lightedness idea, and all that crap. He even stole your name! He calls his levels Dralloc THIS and Dralloc THAT. If you haddn't noticed, Dralloc = CollarD backwards.

Somebody needs to stop this Beefcaike guy. Stealing people's ideas is WRONG.
One day, after everybody else quits, I'll be the best.
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2006-03-29, 9:17 AM #12
Quote:
It's going to revolutionize the JK NF gunner's world


Not if it features the conc on spawn. :( There should only be 1 conc, and a limited ammount of power cells.
-Hell Raiser
2006-03-29, 9:19 AM #13
**** YOU ALL BANANAS ARE SCUM

that map is alright though
2006-03-29, 10:36 AM #14
APRAL FOOLZ LAWL
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2006-03-29, 10:43 AM #15
Snot April yet! Can I actually post now?
2006-03-29, 10:44 AM #16
Whoa, I thought I was banned from this place!

Anywho, all I can say is WTF?
2006-03-29, 11:50 AM #17
BEEFCAIKE! YES! I loved your Dralloc maps. :D
DO NOT WANT.
2006-03-29, 12:59 PM #18
ugh.
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2006-03-29, 1:20 PM #19
Originally posted by Zell:
BEEFCAIKE! YES! I loved your Dralloc maps. :D

Since this thread isn't that serious anyway, I'm going to crap on it:

Dralloc is not that great. If you love the Dralloc maps that much, you have no concept of what makes a good multiplayer map.
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2006-03-29, 1:50 PM #20
The Dralloc series are surely fun to play if you're in the mood. Reminds me of the InstaGib days of Q3. Fast and furious.
-Hell Raiser
2006-03-29, 2:14 PM #21
HEY THAT'S A PRETTY COOL MAP THERE ASP
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2006-03-29, 3:21 PM #22
if you crap on the thread, please pick it up with a crap-handling baggie and dispose of it properly once you've finished.
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2006-03-29, 3:28 PM #23
Well okay, I loved his dralloc maps because they were a hell of a lot of fun to explore. Back when I had the maps, I never was able to play online, so I just ran around on my own. I dunno about thier gameplay.
DO NOT WANT.
2006-03-29, 3:50 PM #24
Haha, Dralloc maps are AMAZING. I can't believe you guys would say anything bad about those lovely boxy, improperly cleaved cesspot of annoying colors and overrated cogs. That's blasphemy!
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2006-03-29, 7:26 PM #25
lawl asp april fools you all
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2006-03-29, 7:35 PM #26
So, to make the prank complete... the chatlog of #jkhub, watered down to weed out unrelated dialogue. It's a bit long, but if you want a chuckle and have nothing to do, here you go:
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<BeefCaike> <Giraffe> BeefCaike and Blood_Asp: wtf is going on with DS3 showcased on Massassi?
<BeefCaike> huh?
<SM_SithLord> huh?
<SM_SithLord> blood asp - "to make this the most furious gameplay ever brought to JK in map form. It's going to revolutionize the JK NF gunner's world, and set a new standard for mappers to come. It even features a cog that gives you the conc at spawn, so there's no need to scavange for ammo anymore."
<SM_SithLord> i would flame asp for being so corny, but this was on the Massassi forums
<SM_SithLord> so they will probably be amazed
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<ZeqMacaw> Hi, Hell_Raiser
<ZeqMacaw> :)
<SM_SithLord> ASP's new lvl looks like shots of Beef's map. lol
<BeefCaike> which one is this?
<BeefCaike> and what is giraffe talkin about?
<BeefCaike> <Giraffe> BeefCaike and Blood_Asp: wtf is going on with DS3 showcased on Massassi?
<ZeqMacaw> We don't know what Giraffe was talking about.
<BeefCaike> hehe ok
<BeefCaike> sup Z
<BeefCaike> ohhh
<BeefCaike> i see it now
<BeefCaike> http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=40377
<ZeqMacaw> And yes, Blood_Asp's showcased level does look a lot like BeefCaike's Drallo CTF. ;)
<BeefCaike> yeah, it does
<BeefCaike> those are also my textures
<ZeqMacaw> indeed
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<SM_SithLord> lol
<BeefCaike> whoa
<BeefCaike> like... all of them are
<SM_SithLord> i think he is flaming you
<BeefCaike> wtf?
<SM_SithLord> i don't know though
<ZeqMacaw> heh
* Hell_Raiser has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<SM_SithLord> he is probably upset that Dralloc Sirhc is played more than his ****ty arena level in HLP
<SM_SithLord> lol
<ZeqMacaw> oops, I meant Dralloc* :S
<BeefCaike> heheheheh...
<BeefCaike> CarpKing> lol wut
<BeefCaike> i dunno, this map smells kinda beefy
<BeefCaike> ...
<BeefCaike> hehehehe
<BeefCaike> good ol carp
<SM_SithLord> probably one of those who say "conc @ spawn is newbie"
<ZeqMacaw> oh, note the name of his level ... CollarD GreenS  ;D
<SM_SithLord> yeah
<BeefCaike> excuse me?
<SM_SithLord> i don't get it though
<ZeqMacaw> in his first post
<SM_SithLord> oooh
<SM_SithLord> hahaha
<SM_SithLord> Collard Greens
<BeefCaike> omg
<SM_SithLord> hahahaha
<BeefCaike> you cant be serious
<SM_SithLord> you got pwned Beef
<SM_SithLord> lol
<BeefCaike> hahaha
<ZeqMacaw> He is *clearly* imitating Beef's level.
<BeefCaike> its not green though
<BeefCaike> and he used my last name
<ZeqMacaw> hehe
<SM_SithLord> and its funny
<SM_SithLord> lol
<BeefCaike> oh, very clearly
<SM_SithLord> collard greens
<BeefCaike> hahah
<ZeqMacaw> yeah...green...mmmm
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<SM_SithLord> some chitlens
<SM_SithLord> some hog balls
<ZeqMacaw> Maybe he will change all of the blue to green...that might be cool.
<SM_SithLord> some pigs feet
<SM_SithLord> yeah, if he does that, he ownz you Beef. lol
<ZeqMacaw> hey now
<BeefCaike> how so sith?
<SM_SithLord> cuz...
<ZeqMacaw> STOP WITH THE "ownz" NONSENSE.
<SM_SithLord> green is much cooler than blue, you know that
<BeefCaike> lol
<BeefCaike> ...k
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<BeefCaike> i think you're on schmack
<BeefCaike> but anyway
<ZeqMacaw> heh
<SM_SithLord> i bet he doesn't have the F word in his lvl though
<BeefCaike> what a rip
<BeefCaike> oh well
<BeefCaike> CollarD
<BeefCaike> wtf is that
<SM_SithLord> he's trying to give away your secret
<BeefCaike> lol
<ZeqMacaw> there are veggies called collard greens
<SM_SithLord> that Dralloc is Collard backwards
<BeefCaike> not much of a secret when everyone knows abou tit
<SM_SithLord> i know about tit
<BeefCaike> CollarD GreenS
<SM_SithLord> this is funny. lol
<BeefCaike> lmfao
<BeefCaike> yeah
<BeefCaike> it is
<SM_SithLord> i always thought of Blood ASP as being better than all of us
<SM_SithLord> now i guess he thinks that you are compitition
<SM_SithLord> :)
<BeefCaike> the first ever TOTAL ripoff second best to Pux's 420 lounge
<ZeqMacaw> lol
<BeefCaike> i love it
<BeefCaike> lolz
<ZeqMacaw> What is wrong with "ripping off"?
<BeefCaike> he better give me a lil vredit at least
<SM_SithLord> hey, 420 lounge ownz all ur dralloc lvls man
<BeefCaike> credit*
<SM_SithLord> it has more weed than all urs combined
<BeefCaike> stfu sith
<SM_SithLord> and more about <censored>
<SM_SithLord> if u get what i mean
<ZeqMacaw> It isn't as if he is saying, "BeefCaike is newb, play my levels instead."
<SM_SithLord> :)
<BeefCaike> lol
<BeefCaike> ya never know zeq
<BeefCaike> but i doubt it
<SM_SithLord> Zeq: He is saying exactly that
<ZeqMacaw> ah
<SM_SithLord> like when i made my massive cleavage
<BeefCaike> he just wants what has been mine for years
<BeefCaike> and that is color!
<SM_SithLord> "Halucid lvl's don't own, play mine instead"
<SM_SithLord> lol
* ZeqMacaw slaps SM_SithLord for thinking the worst about people.
<BeefCaike> lol
<ZeqMacaw> I have had enough EGO for several years from this community. :P
<SM_SithLord> heh
<SM_SithLord> i've been giving this community ego since long before you came
<ZeqMacaw> (and a bit of EMO, too)  :D
<SM_SithLord> since Purgatory was #1 downloaded lvl at massassi
<SM_SithLord> and then got taken off
<BeefCaike> i never thought i would ever do this...
<ZeqMacaw> uh oh
* BeefCaike signs up at Massassi forums
<ZeqMacaw> pfft
<SM_SithLord> oooooh noooo
<SM_SithLord> don't do it beef
<SM_SithLord> i'll post for you
<BeefCaike> OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGG
<SM_SithLord> what you want to say?
<BeefCaike> hehehehe
<BeefCaike> ok
<BeefCaike> sure
<ZeqMacaw> He has signed up before. :P
<BeefCaike> just finish off what CarpKing was about to say
<BeefCaike> heheheheh
<BeefCaike> lol wut
<BeefCaike> i dunno, this map smells kinda beefy
<BeefCaike> oops
<BeefCaike> yeah
<BeefCaike> that
<SM_SithLord> he already said that
<SM_SithLord> lol
<BeefCaike> yeah
<BeefCaike> but go into more detail
<ZeqMacaw> You can't top CarpKing's comment. ;)
<SM_SithLord> i'll just give a little bit more flame
<BeefCaike> like, WTF IS THIS?
<BeefCaike> type stuff
<BeefCaike> hehehe
<ZeqMacaw> heh
<BeefCaike> and the name
<BeefCaike> you gotta say something about the name
<BeefCaike> thats just rediculous
<BeefCaike> lol
<ZeqMacaw> ridiculous*
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* ChanServ sets mode: +v himmler
<BeefCaike> oh
<BeefCaike> i was close
<ZeqMacaw> there is no red in there :P
<BeefCaike> GGGGGGG $$$$$$$$$$ !!!!!!!
<BeefCaike> eheheh
<BeefCaike> yea
<himmler> hey beef
<himmler> omg
* himmler is now known as Gnarl
<SM_SithLord> replied
<BeefCaike> hehe
<SM_SithLord> What you will need:
<ZeqMacaw> hahahahahaha
* ZeqMacaw recoils from the Sith Lord post. :D
<SM_SithLord> lol
<BeefCaike> lmfao sith
<BeefCaike> you are such a dork
<ZeqMacaw> heh
<SM_SithLord> heh
* Hell_Raiser wonders where his `Gone tag went....
<Hell_Raiser> What's shakin #jkhub?
<SM_SithLord> wasup HR
<SM_SithLord> Blood ASP is pwning Beefcaike
<BeefCaike> lol
<Hell_Raiser> lolz
<BeefCaike> hey HR
<SM_SithLord> http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?p=652627
<ZeqMacaw> ooh
<BeefCaike> omg sith
<BeefCaike> lol
* SM_SithLord registers as Beefdip and starts new blue projects on the hub
<ZeqMacaw> yes
<BeefCaike> hehehehe
<Gnarl> hahahahah I like carps post
<Gnarl> smells kinda beefy
<Gnarl> lol
<ZeqMacaw> :D
<SM_SithLord> heh
<BeefCaike> hehehe


In short, this is why you do April fool's jokes before April 1st. It always catches people off guard. I may end up releasing this map just for kicks, but I don't want to step on toes.... I'll probably just tint the textures another color and call them my own before I do that.
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2006-03-29, 7:49 PM #27
:D

It went better then I thought it was going to, yay asp
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2006-03-30, 9:34 AM #28
Seems like things will never change around here.
2006-03-30, 9:43 AM #29
[http://www.boomspeed.com/landfish/punkd.jpg]
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2006-03-30, 11:27 AM #30
*sniggers*

I was worried that Asp had suddenly lost all artistic ability for a moment there. Then I realised he's better than ever.
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2006-03-30, 11:36 AM #31
I like how you posted two screenshots of the same thing. GJ
2006-03-30, 1:00 PM #32
Originally posted by money•bie:
I like how you posted two screenshots of the same thing. GJ

That was one of the hints that this was a joke... so was the poll, the name of the map, the textures, the "revolution"... these were supposed to trigger your spidey senses..
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2006-03-30, 1:29 PM #33
It triggered my "WTF IS BLOODASP DOING? DID HE GET CLONKED ON THE HEAD??" senses. :p
-Hell Raiser
2006-03-31, 12:15 PM #34
Originally posted by Emon:
Since this thread isn't that serious anyway, I'm going to crap on it:

Dralloc is not that great. If you love the Dralloc maps that much, you have no concept of what makes a good multiplayer map.


If you think *all* Dralloc maps suck, you should take a look at some of the earlier ones, like Dralloc Arena.
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2006-03-31, 12:29 PM #35
zomg beef! I loved your levels. Hotel and Casino was amazing for RPing
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2006-03-31, 1:37 PM #36
Clicky clicky click click
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2006-03-31, 2:37 PM #37
Thanks Glyde!

Blood_asp, go to hell. ;)
2006-03-31, 2:46 PM #38
No, I would prefer he stay away from me. :p

He's creeeeeeeeepy. :eek:
-Hell Raiser

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