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im the first in the thread asking what version you left
and im workin to get you another reason to see
why you need a geek like me, i'm eager to please
my attention, you've captured it, every word rapturous
if you ask my opinion, you're well above average
and i was raised catholic, so im all about marriages
we could have babies in star wars themed carriages
my joke? you laughed at it, i think she likes me
crikey! i never ever thought it was likely
and to think my parents said my life's a waste
but i found true love while chatting in cyberspace
come on baby, don't hide or question it
so why don't you answer my private messages?
i like the old board, this one is lame
so how about we get cozy, hit me up on aim!

i'm da one-two slick shot, fit to rip shots
a da certified pit boss come up in da (hip hop!)
udda cats posturin, you a neva be jockin dem
yea gweh stick **** in dem, all ya dem rockin dem
imma get wit, yes ***** un post
get **** me run does, *** dem young hoes
im actually faking, i only rap jamaican
i hail from west london, near glasford station
but of all females, you're the perfect version
i've assessed your character while i've been lurking
i wrote you a serenade, i hope you bump it
and join me afterwards for tea and crumpets