So I wrote this for fun, but I'm kind of proud of the rhyming and rhythm. Don't read it if you're easily offended/disgusted, and admins I'm sorry if it crosses the line.
That Mile of Six
John Thomas
A licker of dicks came to the Mile of Six,
But upon her approach she met some reproach,
as the gang of local became quite vocal
on account of the amount for her labor.
One of the men said, “All I want is some head!
So little to ask! A small task, in a bed!
At such a rate I could just wait until late
for a whore who will offer me more.”
She quickly assured, in two words, “Lon'p worry,”
and hurried, so surly, “I boo a gool yob.”
“Gib me a nob! Here'f a fample, I'm ample!”
Said mob, “Blowjob, or be sorry and robbed.”
She gave one a squeeze, on her knees, and then eased
it into her maw, they all saw, but appeased
was the bull of a man in the span of a second!
Mouth full she turned and smugly beckoned.
Abash, but for cash, each took a turn
to burn all he earned on her one-second work.
After the jerks had savored their perks,
One wavered and blurted, “A quirk must lurk!”
They eyed that wide grin that she wore for her sins,
and they sighed as they spied that which got her so rich.
That *****, that crone, she shone underneath!
That licker of dick, she hadn't any teeth!
That Mile of Six
John Thomas
A licker of dicks came to the Mile of Six,
But upon her approach she met some reproach,
as the gang of local became quite vocal
on account of the amount for her labor.
One of the men said, “All I want is some head!
So little to ask! A small task, in a bed!
At such a rate I could just wait until late
for a whore who will offer me more.”
She quickly assured, in two words, “Lon'p worry,”
and hurried, so surly, “I boo a gool yob.”
“Gib me a nob! Here'f a fample, I'm ample!”
Said mob, “Blowjob, or be sorry and robbed.”
She gave one a squeeze, on her knees, and then eased
it into her maw, they all saw, but appeased
was the bull of a man in the span of a second!
Mouth full she turned and smugly beckoned.
Abash, but for cash, each took a turn
to burn all he earned on her one-second work.
After the jerks had savored their perks,
One wavered and blurted, “A quirk must lurk!”
They eyed that wide grin that she wore for her sins,
and they sighed as they spied that which got her so rich.
That *****, that crone, she shone underneath!
That licker of dick, she hadn't any teeth!
