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The Random Society (600 words)
2009-09-26, 6:51 PM #1
Opinions and crits (esp. harsh ones) more than welcome!

EDIT: Updated version in post #14.

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The Random Society

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Each morning at precisely fifteen ‘till nine, Andrew would have a cup of fresh brewed coffee before meeting the Chief.

It was twenty ‘till nine, but he wasn’t having any coffee. In fact, Andrew was standing half-way between his car and the office complex, knowing full well that the Chief doesn’t give his Junior Regional Directors a pat on the back for lateness. But there he was, mumbling about working for a company that makes ballpoint pens to a pretty girl who asked him for a light.

She was a little bit shorter than Andrew, wearing torn jeans and a purple top, her red hair’s curls accentuating the greenness of her eyes. Pretty girl weren’t in the habit of starting up conversations with Andrew’s humble persona, so if he would’ve been an ostrich, he probably would’ve planted his startled face into the asphalt soon after she asked him what he did for a living.

“So, em, what about you then?” Andrew asked.

“I’m an astronaut.”

“Really?”

“No, of course not, you silly!”

She laughed and Andrew couldn’t help but notice that she had the most charming laugh he has heard in his life.

“Actually, I think I’m closer to what you’d call a terrorist,” she said in a more serious tone.

“Not the best of career choices,” said Andrew, throwing a smoke of his own into his mouth. The initial shock was over, he tried to play it cool.

“Very high accident rate,” he added.

“That’s exactly the point!”

She ran her hand through her hair. The Chief be damned.

“So you say you sell pens, right?” she went on, “But what if you would’ve been born in a different time at a different place? Do you think you’d do the same thing you do now?”

“Ah, the old What If question. I’m afraid there’s no such thing as What If, reality’s just here and now. By the way, I don’t think I caught your name?”

“That’s ‘cuz I never told you, silly,” she said, chuckling, “But yes, essentially, you’re right. There’s just the here and now, excuse my blatant example. But say, what if yesterday as you were on your way to work some guy would have slapped you across the face? Do you think this would’ve changed your life a little bit?”

“I doubt it,” Andrew said. He no longer had a freaking clue of what the redhead was trying to get at.

“What if the next day someone else’d slap you? Would you use a different way to get work? Maybe take up a self-defense class, maybe one day become a master of karate?”

“Somehow I don’t see that happening,” he said. He really would be late for work.

“The only reason you don’t see that happening is that you haven’t had a chance to see it happen. I guess what I’m trying to say is…”

She pressed herself against Andrew. He noticed the scent of her rose-flavored perfume before all his thoughts were dissolved as her tongue ran first across his lips and then touched his, twirling inside his mouth. The sensation was wet and hot, her body pressed against him instantly arousing. Finishing the kiss with a playful bite, she took a step back.

“Would that change your thoughts for the day?” she says with a smile on her face, “Change your entire day, perhaps? Or maybe even more than a day?”

Andrew let her walk off, his cigarette still firmly stuck between his fingertips.

When he finally made it to the office, he sneaked into the kitchen and gave the coffee machine a long, hard stare. Behavior patterns be damned, he thought, and had a cup of tea instead.
幻術
2009-09-29, 9:18 AM #2
Well, OK then. Here are some (completely unrelated) optical illusions for you guys instead: http://www.geekwithlaptop.com/20-optical-illusions-that-will-have-you-stumped
幻術
2009-09-29, 12:28 PM #3
Quote:
“That’s ‘cuz I never told you, silly,” she said, chuckling,


I've never understood how this became acceptable. Said and Chuckling are two different tenses. It's awful. 'She said and chuckled', or even better, just 'she chuckled'. This says the exact same thing and gives a stronger image of how she's saying it.
2009-09-29, 12:31 PM #4
Uh, it means "she said, [while] chuckling."
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-09-29, 12:32 PM #5
What's your point?
2009-09-29, 12:41 PM #6
That it's valid.

Compare these:

"He drove while drinking."

"He drove and drunk."

The second does not indicate he drove and drunk at the same time, only that he did both.

"She said and chuckled" means she said something then chuckled, not chuckled while saying it.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-09-29, 1:07 PM #7
Originally posted by Emon:
Uh, it means "she said, [while] chuckling."


But while you're chuckling you can't talk! You have to take turns speaking and chuckling!

2009-09-29, 1:13 PM #8
Your example is a different case. It is not a speech tag.
2009-09-29, 1:26 PM #9
Originally posted by The Mega-ZZTer:
But while you're chuckling you can't talk! You have to take turns speaking and chuckling!

Er, yes you can chuckle lightly while speaking.

So what if it's a speech tag?
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-09-29, 1:39 PM #10
In any case, my quick thoughts on Koobie's story:

Not terribly interesting. The girl doesn't seem like a real person, the conflict seems a bit weak (why do I care if this guy is stuck in a rut or if he changes his ways?), and the theme seems a bit obvious and sophomoric in relation to the story.
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2009-09-29, 1:51 PM #11
I don't think <"INSERT SPEECH," she chuckled> would be a good thing to use; I've learnt that simpe <he / she said> is much more preferrable in most cases.

You do have a point, as even though I believe it's grammatically valid, it does read rather awkward. And The Mega-ZZTer is right - you can't speak and chuckle at the same time.

I, for one, don't really like when people write stuff like, <"INSERT SPEECH," she giggled>, <"INSERT SPEECH," she sobbed>, or (god forbid), <"INSERT SPEECH," she puked>.

Probably <"INSERT SPEECH," she said amidst chuckling> would work better in this particular context. Or maybe I'll get rid of the whole chuckling business altogheter.

Thanks for taking the time to read!
幻術
2009-09-29, 1:54 PM #12
Originally posted by Gebohq:
In any case, my quick thoughts on Koobie's story:

Not terribly interesting. The girl doesn't seem like a real person, the conflict seems a bit weak (why do I care if this guy is stuck in a rut or if he changes his ways?), and the theme seems a bit obvious and sophomoric in relation to the story.


Cool, thanks for reading!

This probably needs lots and lots of work (which may require an effort better put towards fleshing out other projects).

The theme's idea was whether things that "break our routine" can change the way we live our lives a little, but it definitely could've used some better execution. :)

As always, appreciate your time, Geb!
幻術
2009-09-29, 2:38 PM #13
One day I'll actually tric--persuade you to write stuff on the ISB. :ninja:

:)
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2009-09-30, 11:03 AM #14
We'll see. :)

Anyhow, having taken some advise into consideration, here's the latest re-write. Feel free to rip it to shreds.

- - -

“So, er, what do you do?” Andrew asked.

“I think I’m pretty close to what you’d call a terrorist,” said the redhead and laughed.

The turtle crawl pace days of a Junior Regional Director required sticking to established processes, so Andrew learnt to measure time in coffee. He started his day with a cup, took a coffee break at two, four, and six, and had one right before he was about to leave the office.

But on this particular Monday morning, instead of enjoying a cup of his beverage of choice, Andrew was standing half-way between his car and Dallas Pens International Headquarters, mumbling about working for a company that makes ballpoint pens to a pretty girl who asked him for a cigarette.

She was a little bit shorter than Andrew, dressed in a pair of torn jeans and a purple top, her red hair curls accentuating the greenness of her eyes. Pretty girl weren’t in the habit of starting up conversations with Andrew’s humble persona. Taken a back as he was, he couldn’t help but notice that she had the most charming laugh he has heard in his life.

“You don’t look like a terrorist to me.”

She ran her hand through her hair. The morning coffee be damned, Andrew thought.

“Looks aren’t everything, you know. True, we don’t hijack planes or blow up buildings, but we do change people’s lives. Or at least try to, and I can tell you that not everyone ends up being happy with the change. Today, I intend to change yours.”

Andrew wasn’t sure he liked the direction this conversation started to take. He reached for a cigarette of his own.

“So you say you sell pens, right?” she went on, “But what if you would’ve been born in a different time at a different place? Do you think you’d do the same thing you do now?”

Ah, the old What If question, Andrew thought. He imagined the redhead to be some sort of an activist, the naïve girl. He knew full well that there was no such thing as What If, reality was just there and now.

“Say, what if yesterday as you were on your way to work some guy would have slapped you across the face? Do you think this would’ve changed your life a little bit?”

“I doubt it,” Andrew said.

“What if the next day someone else’d slap you? Would you use a different way to get work? Maybe take up a self-defense class, maybe one day become a master of karate?”

“Somehow I can’t see that happening,” he said. The closest he ever came to becoming a master of anything was beating Street Fighter 2 on Expert difficulty.

“The only reason you don’t see that happening is that you simply haven’t had the chance. We’re called The Random Society for a reason. Some think of us as hooligans, terrorists, disturbers of the peace… Only because what we do is give them the chance to change. I guess what I’m really trying to say is…”

She pressed herself against him. He noticed the scent of her rose-flavored perfume before all his thoughts were dissolved as her tongue touched his, twirling inside his mouth. The kiss was wet and hot. Having finished with a playful bite, she took a step back and looked back at Andrew.

“How’s that for a change?” she said with a smile on her face.

He let her walk off, his unlit cigarette still firmly stuck between his fingertips.

When Andrew finally made it to the Dallas Pens International Headquarters kitchen, he gave the coffee machine a long, hard stare.

He then poured himself a cup of tea.
幻術
2009-09-30, 10:57 PM #15
I think..

Quote:
Ah, the old What If question


reads better as

Ah, the old 'What If' question
2009-10-02, 8:22 AM #16
Thanks for taking the time to read through this, Reid!
幻術
2009-10-03, 2:26 PM #17
May I just say I'm glad you got rid of 'freaking clue' in the second version? That was really my only major beef. I thought it was pretty good from the start.

Both versions have their strengths; the first one was more active and the second one more explanatory. Some good dialogue and charm that were in the first feels missing in the second. But the second one generally uses better phrasing, if you ask me. Both versions need proofread, badly. I caught several tense errors, a word that should have been plural, stuff like that. (Something annoying enough to point out: aback is one word.)
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-10-03, 11:14 PM #18
I do feel that Koobie addressed my griefs in his revision, so I'm more or less liking the second version.
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2009-10-03, 11:23 PM #19
Proofreading plus a few strong suggestions:

“So, er, what do you do?” Andrew asked.

“I think I’m pretty close to what you’d call a terrorist,” said the redhead and laughed.

The turtle - crawl pace days of a J junior R regional D director required sticking to established processes, so Andrew learnt to measure time in coffee. He started his day with a cup, took a coffee break at two, four, and six, and had one right before he was about to leave the office.

But on this particular Monday morning, instead of enjoying a cup of his beverage of choice, Andrew was standing half-way halfway between his car and Dallas Pens International Headquarters, mumbling about working for a company that makes ballpoint pens to a pretty girl who asked him for a cigarette.

She was a little bit shorter than Andrew, dressed in a pair of torn jeans and a purple top, her red hair curls red, curly hair accentuating the greenness of her eyes. Pretty girl s weren’t in the habit of starting up conversations with Andrew’s humble persona. Taken a back aback as he was, he couldn’t help but notice that she had the most charming laugh he has had heard in his life.

“You don’t look like a terrorist to me.”

She ran her hand through her hair. The morning coffee be damned, Andrew thought.

“Looks aren’t everything, you know. True, we don’t hijack planes or blow up buildings, but we do change people’s lives. Or at least try to, and I can tell you that not everyone ends up being happy with the change. Today, I intend to change yours.”

Andrew wasn’t sure he liked the direction this conversation started to take. He reached for a cigarette of his own.

“So you say you sell pens, right?” she went on, “But what if you would’ve been born in a different time at a different place? Do you think you’d do the same thing you do now?”

Ah, the old What If question, Andrew thought. He imagined the redhead to be some sort of an activist, the naïve girl. He knew full y well that there was no such thing as What If , ; reality was just there and now. (Meh, past-tense of a commonly present-tense cliche? Ungraceful. Besides, shouldn't it be 'there and then?')

“Say, what if yesterday as you were on your way to work some guy would have slapped you across the face? Do you think this would’ve changed your life a little bit?”

“I doubt it,” Andrew said.

“What if the next day someone else’d slap you? Would you use a different way to get work? Maybe take up a self-defense class, maybe one day become a master of karate?”

“Somehow I can’t see that happening,” he said. The closest he ever came to becoming a master of anything was beating Street Fighter 2 on Expert difficulty.

“The only reason you don’t see that happening is that you simply haven’t had the chance. We’re called The Random Society for a reason. Some think of us as hooligans, terrorists, disturbers of the peace… Only because what we do is give them the chance to change. I guess what I’m really trying to say is…”

She pressed herself against him. He noticed the scent of her rose-flavored perfume before all his thoughts were dissolved as her tongue touched his, twirling inside his mouth. The kiss was wet and hot. Having finished with a playful bite, she took a step back and looked back at Andrew.

“How’s that for a change?” she said with a smile on her face.

He let her walk off, his unlit cigarette still firmly stuck between his fingertips.

When Andrew finally made it to the Dallas Pens International Headquarters kitchen, he gave the coffee machine a long, hard stare.

He then poured himself a cup of tea.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-10-04, 10:32 PM #20
Geb, thanks for reading the revision! Glad you think it's got less suck per character now. :)

Freelancer, thanks a bunch for taking the time to read and for the the line-by-line, dude! That's pretty helpful.
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