Why I Work Out
Muscles tense up in my triceps
Every pull-up that I make
Fingers slip; my biceps fail
Force myself just one more take
It's not over, not by far
Won't give up, not now not ever
One more pull-up over the bar
I'll be strong and I'll be clever
If the bombs will one day fall
Followed by a nuclear winter
And it'd be me VS. mutant troll
I could do like Master Splinter
While I kick its mutant ass
From Nepal to Arkansas
If the terrorists attack
While I do my ninja act
I'd give them all a painful smack
To the urinary tract
In the style of Johnny Cage
Smashing their balls in my rage
If the Apocalypse will come
While I make love in my bed
I'll close her eyes, raise upmy thumb
I was healthy, now I'm dead
And die last
Because I'm fast
It's not over, not by far
Won't give up, not now not ever
One more pull-up over the bar
I'll be strong and I'll be clever
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Image courtesy of http://health-advisors.org except that you probably can't see it because CoolMatty likes to **** with the controls a little too much.
Muscles tense up in my triceps
Every pull-up that I make
Fingers slip; my biceps fail
Force myself just one more take
It's not over, not by far
Won't give up, not now not ever
One more pull-up over the bar
I'll be strong and I'll be clever
If the bombs will one day fall
Followed by a nuclear winter
And it'd be me VS. mutant troll
I could do like Master Splinter
While I kick its mutant ass
From Nepal to Arkansas
If the terrorists attack
While I do my ninja act
I'd give them all a painful smack
To the urinary tract
In the style of Johnny Cage
Smashing their balls in my rage
If the Apocalypse will come
While I make love in my bed
I'll close her eyes, raise upmy thumb
I was healthy, now I'm dead
And die last
Because I'm fast
It's not over, not by far
Won't give up, not now not ever
One more pull-up over the bar
I'll be strong and I'll be clever
********
Image courtesy of http://health-advisors.org except that you probably can't see it because CoolMatty likes to **** with the controls a little too much.
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