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Why I Work Out :) :) :)

2013-11-02, 6:02 PM #1

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

Why I Work Out

Muscles tense up in my triceps
Every pull-up that I make
Fingers slip; my biceps fail
Force myself just one more take

It's not over, not by far
Won't give up, not now not ever
One more pull-up over the bar
I'll be strong and I'll be clever

If the bombs will one day fall
Followed by a nuclear winter
And it'd be me VS. mutant troll
I could do like Master Splinter
While I kick its mutant ass
From Nepal to Arkansas

If the terrorists attack
While I do my ninja act
I'd give them all a painful smack
To the urinary tract
In the style of Johnny Cage
Smashing their balls in my rage

If the Apocalypse will come
While I make love in my bed
I'll close her eyes, raise upmy thumb
I was healthy, now I'm dead
And die last
Because I'm fast

It's not over, not by far
Won't give up, not now not ever
One more pull-up over the bar
I'll be strong and I'll be clever




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幻術

2013-11-04, 6:30 AM #2

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Arkansas is pronounced with a 'saw' sound at the end, not a 'sass'

But apparently there are ppl in the US who don't got that fact on lockdown so I definitely can't blame a you.

2013-11-04, 8:52 AM #3

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

arkansaurus

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2013-11-04, 12:26 PM #4

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

thx sbp

even better:

I could do like Master Splinter
Ninja-kick its mutant ass
While I drink a glass of kvass

BACK TO THE BASICS, HELLO FROM THE MOTHERLAND

幻術

2013-11-04, 4:43 PM #5

Ford

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Posts: 4,265

i say are-kansas just because its funny that way.

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2014-10-27, 2:12 PM #6

Wookie06

Administrator

Posts: 8,395

"The name of this city is not pronounced like the nearby state of Arkansas, but rather as /ɑrˈkænzəs/ (the final "s" is pronounced)."

"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

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