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Kieran Horn
12-06-2003, 08:13 PM
I have been looking for an article(like news or magazine article on the net) about animal sensations and physiology and/or/compared to human sensations and physiology. I can't find any. The two people who bring me back the best article get cookies. Meanwhile, I'm going to continue to sift through google for numerous other things. Now go! Please.....?

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Woman: Woofy?! You *****! Well, I'm also sleeping with your pet goat!
Man: That goat doesn't love you.............

Detty
12-06-2003, 08:29 PM
A pig's orgasm can last for 30 minutes.

saberopus
12-06-2003, 10:28 PM
omg die, Detty.

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happydud
12-07-2003, 12:18 AM
Thank you Det, for that.. eye.. opening.. information..

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Run
12-07-2003, 12:40 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
Meanwhile, I'm going to continue to sift through google for numerous other things. Now go! Please.....?
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Wrong search engine for this type of stuff, you need Scirus (http://www.scirus.com/). If you want more scientific stuff then try PubMed (http://www.ncbi.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?db=PubMed) or ScienceDirect (http://www.sciencedirect.com/). Science direct has links to Vet Sci journals in the bottom right hand corner. If you can't get access to the articles you want (if you find them), post the links here and I'll see if I can grab them at uni tomorrow.

Jedi Legend
12-07-2003, 12:49 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ:
A pig's orgasm can last for 30 minutes.</font>

0ld n3ws. http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif

Avenger
12-07-2003, 05:45 AM
YOu might want to look up some phycological journals for that. I'm sure you could find something there

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Nauree
12-07-2003, 10:52 AM
My oragsiams can last for an hour &gt;:]

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Wolfy
12-07-2003, 11:05 AM
Mallard ducks, dolphins, and humans are the only animals that commit rape.

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R_ivi_N
12-07-2003, 11:13 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
Mallard ducks, dolphins, and humans are the only animals that commit rape.

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Now see, that is something your average person wouldn't know.

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WildfireX
12-07-2003, 11:18 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Nauree:
My oragsiams can last for an hour &gt;:]

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Well, my oragiamsisas can last for a year.



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Correction
12-07-2003, 11:29 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ:
A pig's orgasm can last for 30 minutes.</font>

The really wrong part is you have to wonder about the guy who discovered this...

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Jagged Conscience
12-07-2003, 11:29 AM
Dolphins can control their menstrual cycle and hence have sex as often as they like without getting pregnant and are the only animals besides humans which have sex for pleasure. They also sleep one side of their brain at a time, which means they never fully go to sleep since they would drown.

Also female penguins act as prostitutes for rocks, and the only purpose of these rocks is to demonstrate that they are female.

And an ostrich's brain is smaller than its eye.

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saberopus
12-07-2003, 12:11 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by WildfireX:

Originally posted by Nauree:
My oragsiams can last for an hour &gt;:]

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Well, my oragiamsisas can last for a year.



roflmao.



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BV
12-07-2003, 01:54 PM
I'm pretty sure orangutans commit rape too.

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Correction
12-07-2003, 02:00 PM
Um... I heard termites lay eggs... .

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Dark__Knight
12-07-2003, 02:24 PM
Giraffes are tall.

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Nubs
12-07-2003, 02:40 PM
The average chimp has 6 sexual fantasies a day.
The average human has 70 sexual fantasies a day.
The average Massassian has 4,856 sexual fantasies a day.

(By the way, I'm not quite sure on the accuracy of the first two statistics http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif)

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Arkon11
12-07-2003, 03:34 PM
you peeps are sick..........a elephants penis is 3 feet long

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kyle90
12-07-2003, 04:54 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ:
A pig's orgasm can last for 30 minutes.</font>

I heard 40 minutes...


<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by WildfireX:
Well, my oragiamsisas can last for a year.</font>

Is that some kind of flower? Or a sub-type of origami?


<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Arkon11:
you peeps are sick..........a elephants penis is 3 feet long</font>

A blue whale's penis is ten feet long.

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Spork
12-07-2003, 06:33 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BV:
I'm pretty sure orangutans commit rape too</font>

I'd find out, but I'm too scared to type the words 'animals rape' into google... http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif

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stat
12-07-2003, 07:17 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kyle90:
A blue whale's penis is ten feet long.

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Me too.

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AABB
12-09-2003, 06:07 PM
DIE PERVERTS!! Anyway, not that this is interesting, but anyhow: a Chimpanzee's DNA is 1% diffrent from a humans.

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Zit
12-10-2003, 05:34 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Nauree:
My oragsiams can last for an hour &gt;:]

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Too bad that would get annoying after a while... you wouldn't be able walk you'ed be in so much bliss...