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Beer hat's kick *** ...
2003-07-11, 7:28 AM #1
[http://blargh.mine.nu/test/27/3.gif]

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2003-07-11, 7:30 AM #2
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2003-07-11, 7:33 AM #3
ok, so I know it's not knee slapping funny, but it's only the beginning... *gets hit paint tools ready*

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2003-07-11, 8:25 AM #4
LMAO!

I love it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2003-07-11, 9:03 AM #5
Personally I like how Cazor looks in real life myself. Funny stuff [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2003-07-11, 9:49 AM #6
L.O.L

Stupid humour...thats why I laughed.

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2003-07-11, 1:04 PM #7
ummm..... I dont get it.

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2003-07-11, 1:05 PM #8
It's an inside joke Jambag. Maybe if you log onto the chatroom more often, and checked forums other then mine, you'd know!

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2003-07-11, 2:46 PM #9
I laughed [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2003-07-11, 3:47 PM #10
ROFL. This whole Tide drinking controversy is great!

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2003-07-11, 5:17 PM #11
[http://blargh.mine.nu/test/27/4.jpg]

If you're wondering who that Bacon strip is, it's Shadow89.

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2003-07-11, 5:18 PM #12
I just realized how unfunny that last one was...

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2003-07-11, 5:19 PM #13
Oh my god... that looks ABSOLUTELY nothing like me, except for the bloodshot eyes...
2003-07-11, 5:23 PM #14
heheheh! I"M BACON W00T!!!!
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it looks just like me....

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2003-07-11, 5:32 PM #15
Edited a few things, maybe it'll make more sense...and just be a bit more funny.

JediKirby

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2003-07-11, 5:33 PM #16
hehehe

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2003-07-11, 6:36 PM #17
You guys are so not cool...

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2003-07-11, 7:29 PM #18
I thought you weren't supposed to talk about illegal drugs... and yeah... not very funny.

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2003-07-11, 9:05 PM #19
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"Staring into the wall does NOT count as benchmarking."


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2003-07-12, 6:09 AM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cazor:
I thought you weren't supposed to talk about illegal drugs... and yeah... not very funny.

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You know you're a bad comic writer when you've got to explain the joke.

Their eyes are red from staring at the computer screen too long, there's smoke because Super's comp is smoking, there talking about MS3D pipes, bowls, and joints. It's supposed to be funny.

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2003-07-12, 8:22 AM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Their eyes are red from staring at the computer screen too long, there's smoke because Super's comp is smoking, there talking about MS3D pipes, bowls, and joints. It's supposed to be funny.</font>


Their eyes would be like that from just smoking the weed. And you don't "bring" bowls. And wouldn't it be "smokey' in the car because they hotboxed it. But then its the computers fault? *dies of confusion*.

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2003-07-12, 8:36 AM #22
... They aren't in a car.
2003-07-12, 10:08 AM #23
Yes they are.
2003-07-12, 11:16 AM #24
There's a desk in the car?

They aren't in a car, it's smokey because S51's comp couldn't handle MS3D, so it was smoking. They're eyes were bloodshot from staring into the screen so long, NOT smoking weed. Capeesh?
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2003-07-12, 2:45 PM #25
This is so sad...

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2003-07-12, 2:46 PM #26
We all have our off-days, Kirby. Just look at some of my early NeS posts... oy.

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2003-07-12, 5:54 PM #27
Well I don't know about you guys, but I see a VAN and smoke coming out of it. Maybe the setting changed, but they WERE in a car. What would be the point of adding weed into the comic if it didn't do anything. You get bloodshot eyes when your high. I thought it was funny to see all of em baked with their eyes like that.

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2003-07-14, 7:05 AM #28
I had to read the latest one twice to get it. Oh well, at least it owns MassLicks (:P).

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2003-07-14, 7:12 AM #29
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sol:
What would be the point of adding weed into the comic if it didn't do anything. You get bloodshot eyes when your high. I thought it was funny to see all of em baked with their eyes like that.

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HOW many times must I say it?? There are no f-ing drugs in that comic!!!
There is NO weed, they are NOT baked, it's smokey because the computer couldn't handle MS3D!!! Their eyes are bloodshot fom staring at the computer screen too long! It does that to you!

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2003-07-14, 10:08 AM #30
Pretty hard.

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2003-07-15, 5:12 PM #31
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Zell:
HOW many times must I say it?? There are no f-ing drugs in that comic!!!
There is NO weed, they are NOT baked, it's smokey because the computer couldn't handle MS3D!!! Their eyes are bloodshot fom staring at the computer screen too long! It does that to you!

How hard is it to comprehend that there are no drugs involved AT ALL in that strip! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif]
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There is a van at the beginning of the strip... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2003-07-15, 7:05 PM #32
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DO NOT WANT.
2003-07-16, 4:22 AM #33
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There is a van at the beginning of the strip... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Looks to be next to a river too [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-07-16, 5:58 AM #34
Well, no one's said it yet, so I get to! Yay!

Worst. Comic. Ever.

kthxbye.

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2003-07-16, 6:31 AM #35
I thought that eye was a big dirty yellow band-aid. (I guess the van with all the smoke coming out of it has nothing to do with the place that they're in, also filled with smoke. It's just a coincidence)

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