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A contest for all of you who have nothing better to do
2003-12-06, 5:13 PM #1
I have been looking for an article(like news or magazine article on the net) about animal sensations and physiology and/or/compared to human sensations and physiology. I can't find any. The two people who bring me back the best article get cookies. Meanwhile, I'm going to continue to sift through google for numerous other things. Now go! Please.....?

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Man: That goat doesn't love you.............
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2003-12-06, 5:29 PM #2
A pig's orgasm can last for 30 minutes.
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2003-12-06, 7:28 PM #3
omg die, Detty.

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oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum
2003-12-06, 9:18 PM #4
Thank you Det, for that.. eye.. opening.. information..

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2003-12-06, 9:40 PM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
Meanwhile, I'm going to continue to sift through google for numerous other things. Now go! Please.....?
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Wrong search engine for this type of stuff, you need Scirus. If you want more scientific stuff then try PubMed or ScienceDirect. Science direct has links to Vet Sci journals in the bottom right hand corner. If you can't get access to the articles you want (if you find them), post the links here and I'll see if I can grab them at uni tomorrow.
2003-12-06, 9:49 PM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ:
A pig's orgasm can last for 30 minutes.</font>


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2003-12-07, 2:45 AM #7
YOu might want to look up some phycological journals for that. I'm sure you could find something there

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2003-12-07, 7:52 AM #8
My oragsiams can last for an hour >:]

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2003-12-07, 8:05 AM #9
Mallard ducks, dolphins, and humans are the only animals that commit rape.

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2003-12-07, 8:13 AM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
Mallard ducks, dolphins, and humans are the only animals that commit rape.

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Now see, that is something your average person wouldn't know.

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2003-12-07, 8:18 AM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Nauree:
My oragsiams can last for an hour >:]

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Well, my oragiamsisas can last for a year.



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2003-12-07, 8:29 AM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ:
A pig's orgasm can last for 30 minutes.</font>


The really wrong part is you have to wonder about the guy who discovered this...

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2003-12-07, 8:29 AM #13
Dolphins can control their menstrual cycle and hence have sex as often as they like without getting pregnant and are the only animals besides humans which have sex for pleasure. They also sleep one side of their brain at a time, which means they never fully go to sleep since they would drown.

Also female penguins act as prostitutes for rocks, and the only purpose of these rocks is to demonstrate that they are female.

And an ostrich's brain is smaller than its eye.

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2003-12-07, 9:11 AM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by WildfireX:
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Originally posted by Nauree:
My oragsiams can last for an hour >:]

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Well, my oragiamsisas can last for a year.

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roflmao.



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saberopus
oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum
2003-12-07, 10:54 AM #15
I'm pretty sure orangutans commit rape too.

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2003-12-07, 11:00 AM #16
Um... I heard termites lay eggs... ¬.¬

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2003-12-07, 11:24 AM #17
Giraffes are tall.

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2003-12-07, 11:40 AM #18
The average chimp has 6 sexual fantasies a day.
The average human has 70 sexual fantasies a day.
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2003-12-07, 12:34 PM #19
you peeps are sick..........a elephants penis is 3 feet long

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2003-12-07, 1:54 PM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ:
A pig's orgasm can last for 30 minutes.</font>


I heard 40 minutes...

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by WildfireX:
Well, my oragiamsisas can last for a year.</font>


Is that some kind of flower? Or a sub-type of origami?

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Arkon11:
you peeps are sick..........a elephants penis is 3 feet long</font>


A blue whale's penis is ten feet long.

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2003-12-07, 3:33 PM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BV:
I'm pretty sure orangutans commit rape too</font>


I'd find out, but I'm too scared to type the words 'animals rape' into google... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2003-12-07, 4:17 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kyle90:
A blue whale's penis is ten feet long.

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Me too.

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2003-12-09, 3:07 PM #23
DIE PERVERTS!! Anyway, not that this is interesting, but anyhow: a Chimpanzee's DNA is 1% diffrent from a humans.

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2003-12-10, 2:34 AM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Nauree:
My oragsiams can last for an hour >:]

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Too bad that would get annoying after a while... you wouldn't be able walk you'ed be in so much bliss...

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