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    'The Son of Darth Mail'

    3 Weeks later after Darth Maul was murdered by Obi-Wan Kenobi, The word had reached young 14 year old 'Light Staff' back on Tatooine. When young Light Staff learned the news, He was raged with madness and set off to Naboo to get his fathers revenge. He took his ship that he had bought from Watto. He arrived on Naboo and found himself beside Theed City, he herd a noise in the bushes and quickly whipped out his Dark Blue Light Staff that he had constructed with the help of his father. He un-ignighted his light staff, and moved into Theed city after he killed an animal that tried to attack him....

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    Then a mail man walked by...
    ---Wow Your here too?---

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    and the beast was distracted by the mail man and was dragged away on the mailcarriers leg...
    TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

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    You guys love destroying potentially good stories, dontcha. =P

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    and then 3d tur in into a 2d cartoon

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    Not to be mean just liked the idea


    StarWars
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    Episode 1.5
    Son Of the Darth Mail Man

    1 year after the death of the mail man at the hands of FBI agent kenobi...
    Our hero on Endor chilling with the ewoks , Mail Man JR, Plots revenge for his young father's (who must of scored at a really young age to have a 14 year old son....) death...

    (Opens on Endor)
    Ewok 1 : Nikklala
    Mail man jr : Hmmf i just deliver the mail!
    Ewoks 1 & 2 : Fafarumrum!
    (Ewoks 1 & 2 pull out there club things)
    Mail man jr : uhh no
    (Mail man jr pulls out his gun...)
    (Mail man jr goes postal)
    ...
    Continue if you want


    [This message has been edited by TimAlphibia (edited October 09, 1999).]
    ---Wow Your here too?---

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    (mail man takes out gun and shoots Ewok #1)

    (Ewok #2 Bonks the mail man on the head causing him to be knocked out cold)

    (Mailman wakes up and notices he is in a wierd ewok Village. Sees all the ewoks with Clubs... hes reaches for his blaster to find it is missing)

    (Unknown Ewok notices his awaking and signals the others...)

    .............................................

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    FINISH THIS THREAD!

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    And the murderer is... THE BUTLER! Yes, the butler, who I'm convinced, first gored the Colonel to death before trampling him to smithereens.
    TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

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    The ewok approaches to find the mailman muttering "there's no place like home...there's no place like home..."

    The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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    And the ewoks enjoyed a feast of roasted mailman.

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    mmmmmm mailman... Super RobX {see a three worder for details} flys to endor and Blows it up into 50 million peices!!!!
    SuperRobX: That takes care of the ewoks now for those danmed gungans....to be contuned??? i dont think so

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    [This message has been edited by Rob X (edited October 20, 1999).]
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    Too late Rob, I took those damned Gungans out 3 days ago. You're welcome to accompany me to burn their bodies though...

    *boards his ship.*

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    And the murderer is... THE BUTLER! Yes, the butler, who I'm convinced, first gored the Colonel to death before trampling him to smithereens.
    TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

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    Gah! The Mailman of the Sith! Fear himmmmmm fearrrr him!
    (late postage is a very frightening thing)

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    I have 8 cents... Ooh, and a piece of string

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    Good pitching can always stop good hitting and vice versa.
    - Yogi Berra?
    ‹^› //‹{°;°}›\\ ‹^›

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    ...and then I found 5 dollars.


    The end.
    Twenty-Eight Days, Six Hours, Forty-Two Minutes, Twelve seconds...

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    Only in the ISB can one bump a thread by six years.
    Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

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    This is worthy of a necromice.

    Holy crap.

    Only in the ISB.
    Last edited by Stinkywrix; 06-25-2006 at 05:37 PM.

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    why is your name not alink like other names...Pugler...?

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    Someone post that Necromice picture...

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    How can he be a guest?

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    (the thread was made when guest posts were allowed)

    and darth mail was eat up by the necromice. and everyone lived haply ever after.

    close this thread.
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    I pretty sure he ment 'son of Darth Maul' not mail...

    Anyway, just don't forget the rubber duckies...

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    You bumped a thread from 2005? :-/

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    12-year-old necrothread action? Now that's tasty.
    And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cr0wb4r View Post
    You bumped a thread from 2005? :-/
    And not only that, it had already been revived in 2005... after 6 years. Well then!

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    So this thread has been revived every 6 years twice? DANG! Now that is and old thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cr0wb4r View Post
    So this thread has been revived every 6 years twice? DANG! Now that is and old thread
    You think THAT'S an old thread, you oughta see the NeS. Started in August '99 and still going, well if not strong, then fair-to-middlin'.

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    Yeah, I just went over and realized just how old that thread was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cr0wb4r View Post
    Yeah, I just went over and realized just how old that thread was.
    Feel free to contribute! Zany nonsensical rambling is what I always do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Ciao View Post
    Feel free to contribute!
    Well I contributed to that handbag nonsense story and it got deleted. I worry about what would happen if I added to another .
    jk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cr0wb4r View Post
    Well I contributed to that handbag nonsense story and it got deleted. I worry about what would happen if I added to another .
    jk
    LOL The handbag nonsense was a spambot, that's why it was deleted.

    Of course, it could happen on NeS too unless you bribe Geb with various pastries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Ciao View Post
    LOL The handbag nonsense was a spambot, that's why it was deleted.
    Yeah, I know. I made my story appropriate to the situation :evilgrin:

    On a side note... I am a admin on another forum and I have found that by adding an email filter that prevents you from registering if you have more than one or two "." in your email address BEFORE the @ symbol. It cut our spam from a weekly annoyance (we were using a "blacklist" from some stop spam websites) to 0. I don't know, perhaps your admins already did that, but it worked for us .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cr0wb4r View Post
    Well I contributed to that handbag nonsense story and it got deleted. I worry about what would happen if I added to another .
    jk
    Al already mentioned that I deleted that thread because it was spam. I try to get them before other posts are made since on the ISB, even spam can make for good story material, and sometimes I'll even edit the spammer's post to take out links and such. However, sometimes the spammer will post later in another forum, and then I have to have all their content deleted, so yeah.
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