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    The difinistration Dog

    Once upon a time there was a Dog with a steady job, then he fell out of the window on the empire state building. (1 sentence each)
    I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

    -Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy

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    But the window was only on the second story, so he survived the fall.
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    but lordvader noticed that defenestration is spelled defenestration, so he too, defenestrated himself.

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    Of course, the dog got fired for being so clumsy.

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    Then the dog jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge
    SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

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    Which is very ironic for obvious reasons.

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    SuperMan flew down and saved the dog.
    Yeah I want some Cheesy Poofs.

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    It turned out that the dog was really a gerbil in disguise.

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    Then the gerbil fell off the statue of liberty and into the chicago sewers.
    SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

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    The lizards in the sewer bit off the gerbils head.
    SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

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    It turned out that the dog that was a gerbil in disguise turned out to be a concussion rifle in a gerbil costume in a dog costume.
    SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

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    So the lizards got a very unpleasant surprise.

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    So the hamster/dog/concussion rifle took a large CD burner and burned 5000000000 copies of himself, to make an army.
    I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

    -Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy

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    The Dog/gerbil/concussion rifle commends lordvader for showing of he can spell and rabidplatypus can't
    I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

    -Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy

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    It turned out that the concussion rifle was really RabidPlatypus in a concussion rifle costume in a gerbil costume in a dog costume.
    SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

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    and it turns out StaticX was really inside a RabidPlatypus costume

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    Ant it turned out it was really SD_RAKISHI in a StaticX costume
    SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

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    Admiral Mieler went to a costume store and sold the all the costumes for a whole lot of money.

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    and bob the car thief stole it all...

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    (NSP: Dang it, I just can't win!)
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    (NSP: Dang it, I just can't win!)

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    Admiral Mieler was weeping over the fact that Bob stole the costumes and then he wondered, why was a car theif stealing costumes?
    SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

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    i was recently drinking with people who had yet to begin the 6th grade when this thread had it's last post before the necromice came out to play
    Last edited by DrkJedi82; 05-09-2011 at 11:06 PM.
    eat right, exercise, die anyway

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