Once upon a stupid time there was a little rascal ugnaught named Ynsldkg. He was a fairly moronic ugnaughtm seeing as that he blew off his dad's head with a concussion rifle when he was 3.
One day, Ynsldkg came upon a magical crystal. He ate it and became known galaxy wide as TUWWSETEAMC, or The Ugnaught Who Was Stupid Enough To Eat A Magical Crystal. Nothing out of the ordinary happened.
One other day, his Clan Elders, after giving birth to Pit Droids, named Ynsldkg a hero. They sent him on a mission to infiltrate a base and blow up stuff.
To begin his journey, Ysnldkg bought a Kyle Katarn holloween costume to be disguised in. He then ran impossible distances over steaming hot lava and sevral large cups of Java Juice to get to the base.

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"The Answer to everything...Life, the Universe, and Everything, is...42!"
--Deep Thought
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Then, out of nowhere, appeared the real Kyle Katarn.

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F.L.E.X.O.R. -> Fonctional Lifeform Engineered for Xenocide and Online Repair.

The real Kyle Katarn got mad at the ugnaught and decided to kill him. Then Kyle decided against it and made action figures of himself. He made billions and later killed himself because Mara Jade and Jan Ors wouldn't accept his hand in marrige. Meanwhile, Yns-something- got into the eeeeeeeeevil base and looked around for other people to continue this pointless story.

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"The Answer to everything...Life, the Universe, and Everything, is...42!"
--Deep Thought
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Soon afterwards, the Yuuzhan Vong dropped Planet Sith onto the Ugnaughts head, ending his life, and thus, ending this story.

The End

unfortunately for Bubba, Ynsldkg activated the Omega 13 just in time. As time went back, Ynsldkg turned on his laser beam generator mega missle and fired at the Yuuzhan Vong. They all turned into petunias and danced into a black hole. Ynsldkg then ran into a wall a few times to stupify himself.

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"The Answer to everything...Life, the Universe, and Everything, is...42!"
--Deep Thought
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

All of the sudden, Ynsldkg realized that he was ON planet sith and the billions of enemies were converging on him. He wished he had a father now..

Then Darth Vader, who was recently admitting to everyone that he was their father and making movies become hits, came up to Yns-whatever and admitted that he was his father. The ugnaught was so upset that he fired his Disruptor Rifle from IWP2 and blew up everyone on Planet Sith. He then stole the Millenium Falcon and rode all the way to Planet Fun.

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"The Answer to everything...Life, the Universe, and Everything, is...42!"
--Deep Thought
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Where the Y-man met "fun" super-models and wasn't quite as upset as he had been.

[random sci-fi related entry into the story]

Cruising in the glorious Winnebago, Lonestarr spotted Planet Fun and after consulting with Barf and Captian Picard on the matter, decided to blow all their credits on space strumpets.

[/random sci-fi related entry into the story]

(P.S. A strumpet, for those that don't know, is an old English term for a whore. I jsut thought that word was such a better fit...hehe)

Yns-guy left Lonestar and the rest of his stupid crew to their strumpets and found a way to transport himself like they do in Galaxy Quest (with the goo and all).
He then landed on the planet Bob, where he met with Cleopatra, Aunt Jemima and Richard Simmons to discuss their takeover of the galaxy.
However, before they could complete their devious plan, 300 ninja nerds blasted through the ceiling of the motel.
They did nerdy things and Cleo, Aunty J. and Mr. Simmons all died greusomely.
Yns-dude took off with a jetpack he recently aquired from Try-N-Save.
He then shot his Disruptor from IWP2 again at the nerds.
All but one perished a quite explosive death.
The remaining one was Filbert Skoog.

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"The Answer to everything...Life, the Universe, and Everything, is...42!"
--Deep Thought
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[This message has been edited by Xizor42 (edited January 17, 2001).]

Yns-man was rocketing through space when all of a sudden 30,000 Black Elf Warriors grabbed him by the earlobes and pulled him down to a planet called Ginchfernip.

All the while, Filbert Skoog was following him.

Yns-whatever managed to blow the Dark Elf Warriors off a cliff with his Disruptor rifle. Unfortunately for the little ugnaught, the Dark Elf Warriors all mutated into Monsterous Emus! They attacked him viciously for about a million years until Filbert Skoog arrived and did nerdy things until the MEs (Monsterous Emus) exploded. He then attacked the stupid ugnaught.

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"The Answer to everything...Life, the Universe, and Everything, is...42!"
--Deep Thought
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Project Leader of RemRan Productions

But then the stupid Y-dude killed him and decided to go back to Planet Fun and the strumpets.

On his way there he encountered a stupid old man called Old Man Hammerstein (pronounced Hammer-Shtine). Old Man H. was extremely stupid and explosive. When Yns-guy poke OMH in the ribs, OMH exploded. Yns-dude was thrown 200 billion miles from his home galaxy, into the one from which the Yuuzhan Vong originated.

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"The Answer to everything...Life, the Universe, and Everything, is...42!"
--Deep Thought
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Project Leader of RemRan Productions