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lewt warz (copied)
2001-01-19, 6:26 PM #1
EPISODE IV
It is a period of PVP warfare. PC ships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the Kewl PK Empire.

During the battle, PC spies managed to dupe a copy of the plans to the empire's ultimate weapon the "Unrestricted PK star.", also known as the UPS. But since UPS is trademarked, we will call it the "UP Star" This armored battle station has the ability to make everyone on the server's PVP switch permanently set to "on"

Pursued by the PK Empire's Kewl Doodz, Princiz Leah65 (They forgot to take the "name screener" off the sooper sekret test server, so everyone just had to do the best they could with their names,)races home aboard her starship, custodian of the sooper sekret planz that will restore PVP choice to the galaxy.

An ISD slides into view, rendered in perfect detail. It fires hundreds of lasers at a smaller craft. Then the view switches to the interior of the ship, and changes to the real non-rendered game view. If you squint really hard and tilt your head just right, you can barely tell it's all made of polygons.

An explosion rocks the ship. Sea3Peaoh and ~-*RRRtoo/-/Deetwooo*-~ come into view.

3peaoh: Dude, they're gonna PK our azzes for sure. Forget this, I'm logging!

RRRtoo: Beep

3peaoh: The princiz is gonna get lewted for sureR

RRRtoo: Beep

Down the hall, the door suddenly burst open, only causing the sightest bit of Lag. Through the open door walks _X~Anikin_Vayderr~X_

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