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ForumsInteractive Story Board → The Jackal Wars:Episode 1,Troubles with Set
The Jackal Wars:Episode 1,Troubles with Set
2001-03-16, 7:47 AM #1
Uhh...this isn't in the SW or Indy universe..well maybe some in Indy and some in Tomb Raider 4...anyway..it has relations to Star Wars movies and Indy movies....remember..interact....I was too shy to post this at http://www.commandchamber.net/

OK......can we do a casting here..like in Massassi Wars?? I am Indiana Bobby...or Bobby O'conneloch (I know..bad name...taken from The Mummy..well..the o'connel is from Mummy.) OK.....I think Stone Cold should be the person who's my friend in this story..since I know him on the zone. I think Mike C can play the part of Set (The Egyptian God,not the Biblical King). And how about Xizor42 and Schming and other people we don't see a lot of to play the Ninja Poachers and Assassin's....and we WILL have outakes at the end and roll calls for Episode 2. And,no jackal's were harmed in the making of this production. This movie is not about The Jackal movie...it's the wild dog's. OK.. here goes..
Ummm...I'll post story in my next post here on the board since I got to eat now..see ya later.


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You can't kill......the xizor.
You can't kill......the xizor.
2001-03-16, 8:26 AM #2
This story takes place in Egypt mostly and SOME in USofA. Ok....My friend (Stone Cold) was watching a TV special on the Jackal. It showed poachers killing Jackal's for their skins (hides,coats,any other nouns that suit it?) He didn't like that no one was stopping the poachers so he told me "Bobby,I'm going to Egypt..see you later." I said "That's nice honey,see you for dinner." I was watching a trailer for The Mummy Returns and I wasn't paying very much attention to what he said (as always.) He only had $6.00,not enough to buy a plane ticket...but I had $64.25. He stowed away on a plane headed for Egypt in a crate......(so sew me,it's the best I could come up with,the action way of getting back to the United States is at the end. I tell the ending please.) OK. So he eventually got to the place shown on TV. He found a poacher's camp and trashed their stuff. He found more and more camps and trashed their stuff. However,one camp was expecting him,so they were ready. Stone Cold came accross a deep pit with a vine hanging accross the middle of it. He decided to swing and halfway accross,it broke under his weight! Stone Cold: "Oh Sh(hears a scream)T!" He grabbed the edge of the pit (lucky him) and pulled himself up. Then when he entered the camp,2 ninja's ambushed him from behind. "HELP!!!!!!!!" He was gagged,taped,tied,hung on door,and tossed in the tent with the Jackal's.

Now...what happens next???? Next person who tells the next part of EPisode 1 wins a free cookie! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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You can't kill......the xizor.
You can't kill......the xizor.
2001-03-16, 8:50 AM #3
There's nothing be scared of by posting at TACC, everyone's pretty friendly (besides Matthew, but we just ignore him...). [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
2001-03-16, 8:51 AM #4
Lol.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] Matthew....I have a friend named Matthew *shudders* Would he happen to be 12 yrs. old?

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You can't kill......the xizor.
You can't kill......the xizor.
2001-03-16, 8:55 AM #5
(Muffled yell) HRRREEELLP!!!!!

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Peace over Anger,
Honor over Hate,
Strength over Fear

[This message has been edited by Stone Cold (edited March 16, 2001).]
2001-03-16, 12:04 PM #6
(Muffeled but clear) Bobby get your beer drinking *** out here now!

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Peace over Anger,
Honor over Hate,
Strength over Fear
2001-03-16, 2:55 PM #7
Did you just call me a beer drinking A**???!!! Why you son of *r2 whistles*ITCH! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif] I loved that quote so much from the true story of Vader and Luke's battle a while ago. Well...I think I want more then 1 line in my story..wah....and PLEASE use quotation marks when you type what a character says. Otherwise people will think it's not part of the story.

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You can't kill......the xizor.
You can't kill......the xizor.
2001-03-17, 4:19 AM #8
Oh yeah....I don't drink beer...I like Chocolate Milk instead [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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You can't kill......the xizor.
You can't kill......the xizor.

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