Now it is a beautiful day on the planet of Sanyyo-Dangglus! What a perfect day to start a new adventure of the amazing heroes Burnt Crispy Person and his pint-sized side kick, Half-Pig (Burnt Crispy Person takes the form of a very Burnt and Crispy Dead Person, while Half-Pig APPEARS to be only one half of a Pig Embryo encased in a shell of Protective Glass. Whatever happened to the other Half of Half-Pig we still do not know to this day). Ok the rules are only one sentence and you can be as vulgar as the Web Master will let you be. And the starting sentence is:
Burnt Crispy Person and Half-Pig watch from their lofty perch at the top of a Fire Hydrant as a Shadowy Figure is seen tampering with the Artichoke Balance Scales of the Eyeballs of the Spicy Guacamole, the scales that are balanced with artichokes to make sure that the Eyeballs of the Spicy Guacamole never touch the ground because if they do, the whole planet will turn Sideways and everyone will fall off.
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"I want to be cremated so people won't come to worship at my bones." - Albert Einstein
[This message has been edited by OutSane (edited April 25, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by OutSane (edited April 25, 2001).]
Burnt Crispy Person and Half-Pig watch from their lofty perch at the top of a Fire Hydrant as a Shadowy Figure is seen tampering with the Artichoke Balance Scales of the Eyeballs of the Spicy Guacamole, the scales that are balanced with artichokes to make sure that the Eyeballs of the Spicy Guacamole never touch the ground because if they do, the whole planet will turn Sideways and everyone will fall off.
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"I want to be cremated so people won't come to worship at my bones." - Albert Einstein
[This message has been edited by OutSane (edited April 25, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by OutSane (edited April 25, 2001).]