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☖ Forums → Interactive Story Board → Better than Better than spooky taco!!!
Better than Better than spooky taco!!!
2001-06-03, 3:51 AM #1
The wandering ligament fell into a neverending pile of fish fins with faces that look like old radiators...

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snicktfooster
2001-06-03, 4:49 AM #2
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif] Lordvader's gonna be pisssed
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2001-06-03, 6:07 AM #3
Well, if he is, i might even tell everyone he's only 13, but actually, I'm not going to.
Now on with the story:
Rabidplatypus fainted because he saw lordvader pissing and the wandering ligament tied him up.
2001-06-03, 7:00 AM #4
st00p.
2001-06-03, 12:39 PM #5
Hey, Wuss, you cant copy that!!! I made that up and told lordvader! pretty clever isn't it?

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snicktfooster
2001-06-03, 1:52 PM #6
Sorry, but I make it a public policy to never post a segment of story on an Interactive Story Thread if the author of the thread's name is merely a negative non-integer number.

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May the Windex be with you
-Janitor Jack (Salk Wars)
"Your entire base belongs to us."
"It would be highly appreciated if someone would set the bomb up for us"
"Launch all of our ships, christened 'Zigs', to insure that justice will be achieved swiftly and powerfully."
2001-06-03, 2:35 PM #7
Dennis u pansy [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2001-06-04, 3:01 PM #8
And then the pansy mutated into an army of commas:
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